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garlicbreadfanatic · 1 year
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Walburga Black: You are not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.
James: *at the door with a guitar* so why don't you give me one more-
*door is slammed in his face*
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blackbrothersquotes · 2 years
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James: Sometimes I wonder if Remus and Reggie are okay.
Remus: Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat two thirds off a brick
Regulus, fascinated: What do you do with the other third
Remus: Feed it to my pet dog, Sirius
Sirius: What in the actual fuck
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liggzi · 7 months
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Just a normal morning for Starchaser
James : I’m so obsessed of you
Regulus : I know babe, me too and even harder.Now can you drink your tea darling ?
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impishtubist · 4 months
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jamulus or twinchaser
TWINCHASER I'm cackling
Jamulus is also excellent
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lavenderlyncis · 2 years
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Reggie and James
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kwiwrites · 3 months
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@malakiwis @seductive-snail
new ship name unlocked: jamulus
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jrhostile · 2 years
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"It scares me to think someday you might be looking at a different star than I am"
-Regulus drunk-calling James after they break up
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aithusarosekiller · 2 years
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My last post had me thinking more about Sirius and Barty being grudging allies due to Jegulus and I thought of this.
James and Regulus: on a date, unaware they are being watched
Sirius, hiding in a bush with binoculars: Crouch?
Barty, also hiding in a bush with binoculars: Black? What the fuck are you doing here?
Sirius: I’m chaperoning, what the fuck are you doing?
Barty: I’m chaperoning!
Sirius: Well I got here first!
Barty: yeah? Well I’m Regulus’ best friend so I deserve to be here
Sirius: OH YEAH?! Well I’m James’ best friend AND Reggie’s brother sooo
Barty: I’m more of a brother to him then you ever will be! You’re just a stupid prat!
Sirius: OH REALLY?!?! WHY DON’T YOU JUST PISS OF AND SNOG ROSIER OR SOMETHING?!
Barty: Why would I kiss Evan?????
Sirius: Well he clearly has a crush on you you dumb twat
Barty: he does????? That’s weird…..anyway, you can’t call me the dumb twat when you probably didn’t even realise that stupid boy Pettigrew is in love with you!
Sirius: Pete???? Really?????
Barty: well obviously, it’s sickening seeing how you two look at eachother, disgusting, the both of you
Sirius: ……*runs out of bush to find Pete* PETEEEEEEEEEEEE, CROUCH SAID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME
Barty: crazy prat *sticks head out of bush to continue watching the date but sees James and Regulus glaring at him with their arms crossed* …shit *slowly hides in the bush again*
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brilupinblack97 · 2 years
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regulus: just because you're sexy doesn't mean you can do whatever you want
james:
james: wait- you think im sexy?
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stonedregulus · 2 years
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blah blah strings of fate blah blah jegulus au blah blah
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“Is he drunk?” James watched amusedly as his boyfriend proceeded to stumble into the living room and fall face-first onto the couch.
“I’m not drunk, I’m Regulus!”
“Let’s just say Sirius bet he could put down more drinks than Reggie, and well…” Remus nodded to where Sirius was currently attempting to climb on top of Regulus, who quickly pushed his elder brother back onto the floor. “You should probably take him home.”
James shook his head before making his way to the couch and stepping over Sirius. “You heard him, Reggie, let’s go home.”
“No! You can’t take me home, I have a boyfriend!”
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garlicbreadfanatic · 4 months
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thinking about james potter making breakfast for regulus on christmas morning while only wearing pyjama bottoms, an apron saying “kiss the cook” and reindeer ears.
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blackbrothersquotes · 2 years
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James: Looking left cause you don't treat me right(looking at Sirius)
Regulus: Looking right because you left(looking at his Sirius)
Remus: Looking up cause you let me down(looking at Sirius)
Peter: Looking down cause you fucked up(looking at Sirius)
Sirius: What is wrong with you guys
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steelprisms · 2 years
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Remus: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Regulus, turning to James: How tall are you again?
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regxblack · 2 years
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you jegulus writers need to start giving us more au lily slander and happy jegulus endings. i don’t know how long i can take reading another “i was meant to end up with her reg” fic
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lavenderlyncis · 2 years
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*Jegulus as quotes I heard from my friends/family*
Sirius: Really, Reg? My best friend??! What do you have to say for yourself?!
Regulus:
Sirius:
Regulus: Je ne parle pas anglais
Sirius: FERME TA GUELE, FILS DE PUTE-
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