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a-rat-called-remus · 2 months

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Remus: I lost Janus.

Logan: How did you LOSE Janus?!

Remus: To be fair, he is very small.

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the-great-1989-cheese-disaster · 12 days

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James: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Peter: *looks over at Sirius and Remus*

Peter: Is it “sexual tension”?

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that-bitch-kat3 · 7 months

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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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marvelomadness06 · 2 months

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Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?

James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.

Remus: *raises one eyebrow*

Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.

James: *quietly squeaks*

Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*

James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*

Sirius: what was that about?

Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.

#black brothers #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #wolfstar #regulus black #james & peter & remus & sirius #Jegulus #starchaser #regulus is a biter. argue with the wall #Sirius and regulus are cousins and brothers…

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starchaser5 · 3 months

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Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*

#james potter #james x regulus #jegulus #marauders #regulus black #sirius black #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #james being james #remus lupin

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stargazingtranquility · 3 months

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Regulus: wait, you kissed my boyfriend?

Sirius: he was far from your boyfriend when we kissed. We were fifteen and both confused about our sexuality.

Regulus: what the fuck

James: you’re being dramatic, love

Regulus: how? I’m not being dramatic. Sirius kissed you, that’s not fair.

Sirius: you can kiss Remus if that’ll shut you up

Remus: please don’t kiss Remus

#marauders #jegulus #wolfstar #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #incorrect quotes

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faerycross · 3 months

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*sirius and remus are debating intensely*

sirius: there's no way james would ever get a belly button piercing. he's a sports guy ffs

remus: wanna bet on it?

sirius: sure

*a few days later*

james: yo moony you were right, i do look amazing with a belly button piercing

sirius, to remus: no. fucking. way. how did you do it?

remus: i told him regulus would love it

sirius: where is he anyway?

regulus: *screaming into a pillow at the top of his lungs*

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moondustinfj · 3 months

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Remus, whispering to the phone: Where. Are. You. Reg?! This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with!

#moonwater #remus lupin #regulus black #remus and regulus #marauders #new girl #incorrect quotes #jegulus #wolfstar

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chasingthestarss · 4 months

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James: I think I’m in love with you!

Regulus :

James:

Regulus: *pulls out a big binder with pieces of paper sticking out everywhere

James: what’s this?

Regulus: Our wedding plans, I’ve been planning it since first year. Remus taught me to scrap book.

James: *in love

#marauders incorrect quotes #marauders era #jegulus #remus and regulus #regulus black #dead gay wizards #james potter #remus lupin

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gh0stlylace · 4 months

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Harry standing on his bed at home during sixth year,singing into his hair brush as music blasts from his muggle radio: “But I am my father’s daughter, So maybe I can fix him”

James who’s leaning against his door frame watching him with a confused expression: “What do you think he’s singing about?”

Regulus sighing as he stares at the quidditch sweatshirt Harry has on that clearly said “Malfoy” across the back: “Not a clue babe, Let’s go make dinner”

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a-rat-called-remus · 2 months

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Logan: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Remus: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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the-great-1989-cheese-disaster · 12 days

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James: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!

Remus: Merry crisis.

Peter: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.

Sirius: Hoe hoe hoe.

James: Guys, please.

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that-bitch-kat3 · 9 months

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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life

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welovelouisandbucky · 4 months

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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*

Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*

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pearlynia · 1 month

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Sirius barging in to Regulus's room with Remus in toe

Sirius: We have to tell you something

Regulus: hurry up and get the fuck ou-

Sirius: We're dating!

Regulus: what?

Remus: *clears throat* me and Sirius are.. dating

Regulus:

Regulus: There are millions of hot men in the world and you chose this ugly frog???

Sirius: hey! Remus isn't-

Regulus: shut the fuck up, i was talking to him

#Sirius: offended but happy noise #i imagine this in regulus's teenage year or whatever #regulus black #marauders #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders fandom

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moonytoastx · 4 months

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Regulus: "Your eyes are red. Are you high again?"

Barty, imitating Regulus: "ArE yOu HiGH AGaIN?"

Barty: "No, bitch. I've been crying.

Regulus:

Regulus: "Oh."

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