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Regulus *pointing*: May I sit there?
James: That's my lap
Regulus: That doesn't answer my question, James
#marauders#the marauders era#james x regulus#james potter#jegulus#regulus black#starchaser#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#of course james said yes#sunseeker
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The new jegulus short film?????
Fucking amazing
The writing? The way everything looked?? The chemistry???? The tension?????? The fucking perfect casting????
Ugh it was absolutely incredible
Thank you The mischief production for an amazing short film!!!
It's called A night's tale! You can watch it by clicking -> here
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James: it has a bone
Regulus: it doesn't have a bone
James: then why is it called a boner?
Regulus: *frantically searching an explanation leaving a very naked and excited James empty-handed*
James: *regrets his life choices*
#marauders#the marauders#starchaser#jegulus#sunseeker#james x regulus#james potter#regulus black#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#james should have known better
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James: Go fuck yourself.
Regulus smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
James: *faints*
#james potter#marauders#james x regulus#jegulus#regulus black#starchaser#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#funny#sunseeker#in the end he did watch ; )
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Regulus : Two brooooos!
James: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Regulus: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
James:
Regulus:
James: *tearing up*
Regulus: Babe, c'mon...
James: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Regulus: Babe...
#marauders#the marauders#marauders era#marauders quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes#james x regulus#james potter#jegulus#regulus black#starchaser#theyareverygayactually#likereallyreallygay#james's a moron#regulus is at his wits ends#but he loves james#he'll show james just how gay they are#incorrect use of a hot tub
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Regulus : Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
James: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Regulus : ...
Regulus : You mean ring bearER, right?
James: ...
Regulus : Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
James: *on the phone with Sirius* we have to return the bear.
#marauders#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes#james x regulus#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#james potter#regulus black#sirius black
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Sunseeker and Starchaser are such perfect ship names for jegulus because Regulus always seeks love, and James always chases it.
I'm not crying, you are
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Regulus is the type of person who imagines bugs or whatever in the corner of his eye and freaks the fuck out. Especially in the night in his bed when he would just jump from his bed and start throwing and hitting stuff.
Barty and Evan have learned to sleep through it but James will never no stop screaming when his boyfriend starts hitting the bed space beside him
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James: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Regulus: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
#james potter#marauders#james x regulus#jegulus#regulus black#starchaser#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders quotes
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James: Over the past few months I've been teaching him some new tricks. Now it's time to make daddy proud.
Regulus: Yes sir
James: I could not have been more clearly talking about my cat.
Sirius: *faints*
#james potter#marauders#james x regulus#jegulus#regulus black#starchaser#sirius black#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#sirius being dramatic#he is fine#daddy james#regulus is a little shit but we love him for it#the marauders era#the marauders#regulus knew what he was doing
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Regulus not telling James what his animagus is, only telling him its black and has claws and that its better for James if he never transforms in front of him.
James convinces himself Regulus is a black panther and is so excited to brag about his boyfriend being the coolest animagus of them all.
Regulus's animagus⬇️
#james potter#james x regulus#jegulus#marauders#regulus black#starchaser#animagus#regulus black animagus#james will be so disappointed#but also not cause its a kitty!
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Regulus: hey Sirius
Sirius: *punches him in the stomach*
Regulus: what the fuck?!
Sirius: you are my brother. And I can't stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!
Regulus: what the fuck are you talking about?!
Sirius: I'm talking about the baby that's growing in your belly right now
Regulus: I'm not pregnant
Sirius: well, not after that punch, you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes
Regulus: I was never pregnant Sirius!
Sirius: are you...sure?
James: I'm sorry but why is everybody yelling here?
Sirius: oh I found this positive pregnancy test and-
James: *punches Regulus in the stomach*
Regulus: MOTHERFUCKERS I'M A GUY, I CAN'T GET PREGNANT!
#james potter#james x regulus#jegulus#regulus black#marauders#starchaser#sirius black#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes#sirius and james#sirius and james share one brain cell#regulus will murder them#rip sirius and james#you were loved
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James: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?
Sirius: anything honestly but nerds especially
James: *desperate, as Sirius bleeds out* YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Sirius: Oh! B positive
James: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP! JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Sirius: ...
#james potter#marauders#sirius black#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes#sirius and james#they are the same#the same type of idiots#why are they like this
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James: let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Regulus: sure
James: and make out during the scary parts
Regulus: th-
Regulus: the scary parts
Regulus: of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
#james potter#james x regulus#jegulus#marauders#regulus black#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes
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Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?
Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.
Sirius: and then he hit his head.
Remus: *wheezes*
#james potter#james x regulus#jegulus#marauders#regulus black#sirius black#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes#james being james#remus lupin
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Regulus lost a bet.
#james x regulus#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#jegulus fanart#starchaser fanart#sunseekerfanart#marauders#marauders fanart#james potter fanart#regulus black#regulus black fanart#james will likely get murdered as a revenge#the marauders#the marauders era#fanart#james potter
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