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#marauders quotes
starchaser5 · 23 days
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Regulus : Two brooooos!
James: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Regulus: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
James:
Regulus:
James: *tearing up*
Regulus: Babe, c'mon...
James: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Regulus: Babe...
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remuslovebot · 10 months
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sirius black being the cockiest mf ever trying to impress his crush and she is not impressed in the slightest to the point he starts getting really shy around her because he no longer knows how to act if his usual bravado doesn't work
but turns out just being his dorky, vulnerable, and still (softer) flirty self works like a charm!!
Sirius would totally the most cocky and immature tactics to get you to go out with him. it would be romantic for sure. im picturing the dance number that heath ledger sings in “10 things i hate about you.”
I hope you enjoy!
𝐂𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐌𝐲 𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐎𝐟𝐟 𝐘𝐨𝐮 | 𝐒.𝐁
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summery: after Sirius gives up on his boastful ways of flirting, you turn the other cheek and notice the popular marauder is sweet and dorky on the inside.
warnings: not proof read. one inappropriate joke, but that’s all 🫶🏻
pairing: sirius black x reader
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Sirius Black was a charmer. That was for certain. Rumors spread like the plague of his roughish ways. You were not a fan of him, which was unfortunate for you because he was a fan of you. Constantly. Every chance he would get, he would flirt you up in the hallway.
“Hey y/n, what are you doing later?” He would ask you. You replied with, “McGonagall’s transfiguration essay.”
Sirius just smirked and returned with his cocky banter, “That’s a shame, I wish you’d do me instead.” He grinned, James and Peter behind him laughing.
It wasn’t genuine, or at least that’s how you felt. You rolled your eyes and replied with, “You wish, Black. In your dreams.”
You walked away with out seeing or hearing Sirius’ response. It frustrated you to no end that he would joke that way. You wanted to save him the trouble. He was obnoxious and too cocky for your own liking.
You missed when he was sweet and genuine. Not the popular boy that has become a staple at Hogwarts.
Sirius on the other hand, genuinely did want you. But no other tactic had gotten him a date. The rumors were misconstrued and he put on a cocky front. But in reality he was just as shy and dorky as he used to be.
One night after a hogsmeade trip, you were reading in the Gryffindor common room. It was a nice quiet night by the fire place. But all of a sudden, Sirius showed up, sat in an arm chair near you and started playing with wizarding cards.
“Could you keep that down?” You asked him, looking up from your book.
You expected a witty and cocky calculated response, but instead Sirius looked flushed. He ran a hand through this shiny hair and nodded, a little shy.
He gave up on impressing you and being so boastful. What did he have to lose? “Yeah sure, sorry.” He replied.
Sirius’ response continued to surprise you. Where were his annoyingly witty comments and jokes? Why wasn’t he flirting?
“Are you okay?” You asked, now a little confused.
“Yeah I’m fine,” he replied, lookin over at you. In his mind you looked so beautiful sitting by the fire. “Urm—actually I wanted to apologize. For making you so upset. I just think you’re really pretty an all. But I’m taking the hint and I’ll stop.”
He sounded so sweet about it and vulnerable. This was the Sirius you liked. The genuine one.
You smiled softly, “Thank you for the apology Sirius. I appreciate it. But you really think I’m pretty?” You asked.
He nodded, continuing to be sincere in his response. “Yeah, could never take my eyes off you love?” He said. It was straightforward and flirty but absolutely adorable and dorky.
You blushed. Why couldn’t be t he like this all the time?
“I like you like this.” You said, with a small smile. Sirius flushed.
“Y-you-u do?” He asked, a little surprised. This was the first time you’d shown him affection.
“Yeah. I mean when you aren’t being so boastful and cocky around me. I like the genuine you, Sirius.” You said.
With that, he sat up and walked over to the couch. He sat next you and both were facing each other.
“Sooo, I guess what you’re saying is???” He teased. You lightly pushed him and laughed.
“I’m saying if you tried to ask me out in a less boastful way. I would say yes.” You explained, blushing.
Sirius felt like he’d won the jackpot. “Really?! Uh I mean oh that’s cool.” He said, earning another giggle out of you.
“Y/n, will you go out with me?” He asked, sincerely.
You nodded, “Yes Sirius, I will.”
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ecstarry · 15 days
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Regulus I'm never enough Black
& James I'm always too much Potter
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James: *sings* Galileo Galileo!
Sirius & Peter: Galileo Figaro! Magnificoo
James, Sirius & Peter: *waiting expectantly*
Remus: *rolls eyes* ffs
Remus: *sings* I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me…
James, Sirius & Peter: HE’S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY-
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once-upon-an-imagine · 9 months
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(You, James, Sirius and Peter sitting in jail)
James: So, who should we call?
You: Well, I would call Remus but... I feel safer in jail.
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daydreamingqueen1 · 4 months
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Regulus and Sirius cursing in french:
Remus cursing in welsh:
James cursing in spanish:
Barty cursing in italian:
Peter (screaming, pulling his hair): I don't even know what are we fighting about!
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The Day James Found Out
James: I don't know how else to ask lily out anymore, it's almost like she isn't in love with me?
Remus: *rolls his eyes* Well, I'm dating someone so I guess I could be of help
James: Wait, you're dating someone!? tell me who it is! Wait, no no, let me guess
James: Okay, is she tall?
Remus: Yes
James: What color is her hair?
Remus: Black
James: Hm...well not to be weird, but if we're talking the boob department is it like-
Remus: James, it's not a girl
James: wHA-
Remus: I never said it was
James: Wait but...oh my, remus, I'm flattered but lily is my one and only!
Remus: I said im dating him James, are we dating?
James: oh..WAIT, REMUS NO. WHY WOULD YOU DATE SNAPE?
Remus: What?
James: I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS
Remus: Wait no what
James: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
Remus: YES
James:
Remus:
James: Oh that makes so much sense
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regulusblock · 7 months
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Regulus, on his hotel room balcony: *sneezes*
Barty, on his room balcony above him: Bless you
Regulus: God????
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regulusunset · 2 years
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[James apologizing to Sirius after a fight]
Sirius: it's ok! it was nothing it's not like you fucked my brother or anything
James:
Sirius:
James: actually, now that you mention-
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whataloadofqueers · 10 months
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james : who cries the most between us four?
remus : oh sirius, definitely
peter : it's even in his name
sirius : what? tf do you mean??
peter : sirius orion black, S.O.B., sob
sirius : oh fuck you're right
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liam-notthepayneguy · 4 months
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things my friends have said as marauders quotes:
Barty and Evan: *watching a hot guy who has a child and talk about him*
Dorcas: Are we low enough that we want to fuck fathers now?
Barty: Dads are hot!
Regulus: *looks at James*
James: *looks at Regulus*
Regulus to James: Daddy.
Sirius: *hits Regulus*
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starchaser5 · 1 month
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James: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Regulus: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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remuslovebot · 9 months
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rockstar!remus with clingy and drunk reader pls pls pls 🫶🫶🫶
of course!!! omg I love this idea
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𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 | 𝐑.𝐋
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summary : at one of the marauders after parties, you have a little too much to drink.
warnings : not proof read, major fluff
paring: remus lupin x fem!reader
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Remus had just performed a sold out concert with his fellow band mates — the Marauders. Now, he was at an after party, filled to the brim with groupies, celebrities, music producers, etc. But he only wanted to find you, to take you home and sleep.
He was exhausted and as much as he loved being famous and well known, Remus enjoyed performing and making music more than going to parties.
The sandy haired boy attempted to find you in the crowd, but alas could not. Where did you go? He thought, turning every corner as if it was a labyrinth. With every part of Sirius’ mansion, more people were in his way.
Meanwhile, Marlene, Dorcas, and Alice had taken you after the concert. The girls wanted to get to the after party as soon as possible. Alice had her hopes up to see the new A-list actor, Frank Longbottom. Marlene and Dorcas, already together and in the music industry themselves, promised to introduce the two.
While Alice was chatting up Frank, and Marlene and Dorcas were busy making out in a broom closet, you had gotten bored and missed Remus. So you indulged in a few drinks.
Stepping outside, the cold night air made Remus smile. Inside the house was hot and sticky. He smiled when he spotted you, a red solo cup in your hand. You were laughing and Remus walked towards you.
“Hey love,” he said, a hand going on the small of your back. You turned to him and smiled drunkenly.
“Remus!” You exclaimed, a crooked smile taking over your face. “I missed you so much! I’ve been looking for you since the concert ended!”
The boy could tell that you’d had a few drinks and we’re definitely not sober.
“I’ve been looking for you too Y/n,” he replied. “Want to head home?” He asked.
“No!” You whined, your head dropping. “Wanna stay and play beer pong!” You smiled.
Remus could never say no to you and especially wouldn’t say no to the cute smile you wore at the moment.
“Alright lovie, one round of beer pong and then I’m taking you home,” he said, compromising.
You nodded, it only being fair. “Oh alright,” you said, standing up and almost losing you balance. But not to worry, Remus was there to catch you in an instant.
“Are you sure you can play beer pong like this?” He asked with a little smirk. You pouted and looked a little annoyed. The crinkle on your forehead—that Remus adored — showed.
“Yes. I can play.” You insisted.
One round of beer pong later, you had sobered up some but not entirely. Remus was by your side the entire game, helping you decide which shots to make. Which James wasn’t very happy about, seeing as competitive he was. Frank and Alice were near the table but not big fans of the game, as they were too busy falling in love. James won the game, winning over a kiss from Lily.
At the end of the game you were beat and still a little drunk. You wanted to go home. As you were leaning against Remus for support, he looked down at you.
“I think we should head home love,” he said, grabbing you by the waist and picking you up into his arms. You nudged your head into his neck. “Alright, Remmy,” you mumbled tiredly.
Once in the car, you passed out. Remus laughed to himself at your drunken state, knowing full well you would be hung over in the morning.
“Come on love, we’re home,” he said, unbuckling your seat belt. You woke up, a bit drowsy and super clingy.
“I’m tried Remmy,” you pouted, leaning into his strong body. He wrapped his arms around you and led you into the house.
“We’re going to get you to bed lovie. Promise,” he said, kissing your forehead.
Once at your bedroom, Remus sat you down on your shared bed and helped you into your sleep clothes. He gave you a glass of water aswell. All the while, you reached out for Remus’ touch.
“Wanna hold you,” you pouted, already in your night clothes. Which consisted of one of Remus’ old sweaters and sleep shorts.
Remus undressed himself and hopped into bed just wearing his boxers. He pulled you to him immediately, waisting no time in holding you.
“Well maybe I wanna hold you?” He teased, kissing your hair.
You turned to him and smiled lazily, sleepiness coming over you. “You did so well tonight Remus. Greatest rockstar ever!” You said, kissing his nose.
Remus wrapped you tighter in his arms and kissed your forehead. “Thanks Y/n, performed for you and only you,” he said, looking at you like you were the only thing that mattered to him.
Because you were.
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A/n: hoped you liked this! Don’t forget to reblog and like, love you guys 🥹 also I’m slow with fulfilling requests but please still send them, I will get to them i promise <3
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heartsforlily · 1 month
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james: if sirius, peter and i were drowning, who would you save ?
remus: you morons can't even swim ?
sirius: that's the point, remus. also it's a hypothetical question
peter: yea, who would you save ?
remus: my time and effort
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strugglequill · 6 months
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[Remus stops next to Sirius brushing his teeth at the sink in the dorm bathroom.]
Remus: You know, you have really nice teeth.
[Sirius stares at him for a moment, looking humorously puzzled.]
Sirius: ‘Nice’ as in you still like me as your boyfriend, or ‘nice’ as in you want to make a necklace out of my teeth like you did that dead grindylow?
Remus, smiling: Well, if you have to ask, then you know the answer.
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xinarii · 3 months
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Regulus: *staring*
Barty: so that’s how- are you even listening?
Regulus: huh- yeah ofcourse”
*barty looks behind him*
*james potter chatting with Remus after quidditch practice*
Barty: oh yeah- okay I see it now
Regulus: *blushing* shut up.
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