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not-rab · 5 months
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James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?
Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.
James: Which is what?
Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.
James *nervous sweating*:
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aejiee · 1 month
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Humbly requesting James and Sirius doing some silly platonic soulmate shit like karaoke or something
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Idk why but I imagine the "OH F- ITS IN KOREAN" "oh my god same" "외로운-" tiktok audio
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shadyblacklin · 10 months
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regulus meeting james the first time: *awkward blinks*
james: *whispering to sirius* is he can speak?
sirius: yes, but in a very specific manner
james: what do you mea...
regulus: *trying to say hi* fuck off
james: oh *smiles* nice one
sirius: told you
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reggies-fake-horcrux · 11 months
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anytime Sirius or Regulus starts a story by saying "when I was a child.." James has to brace himself for whatever he's about to hear
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gaybubblehead · 11 months
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Sirius catches James and regulus kissing in the restricted section
Sirius: HOW COULD YOU!??? HOW COULD YOU BETREY ME LIKE THIS??? I CANT BELIEVE YOU! TELL ME ITS JUST A NIGHTMARE AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY DO IT!!!
James: oh common it was just a kiss
Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCk-
Jamss who is so done with Sirius yelling: I HAVENT FUCKED HIM YET
Sirius: what was that?
James trying to brush past it: what was what???
Sirius: you said “yet”.
James: whoah- what? No I didn’t!
James looks at regulus for help*
Keep in mind they are still holding pinkies*
Regulus(the biggest tease)balck: you said it and it looks like you mean it
Brings up their *not so pinky promise but still counts as a pinky promise* hands
Sirius: oh so you admit that you are going to fuck him
James disjointing their hands: yesido
Starts running full speed*
Sirius who is now chasing him out the library: IF I CATCH YOU I’M GOING TO FUCK YOUR BROTHER
James: YOU ARE MY BROTHERS AND REMUS IS ALREADY DOING THAT, DO YOU HEAR ME COMPLAINING?
Sirius(blushing): THIS IS INCEST
James: FUCKING ON MY BED IS ALSO AN INVASION OF PRIVA- *sirius tackles him down*
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theprongspotter · 5 months
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Sirius: Prongs, I think I lost your little thing.
James, holding Harry: What little thing?
Sirius: Oh, there it is!
James:
James: You mean my son??
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c: @cutemss
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vickachicken · 6 months
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James: You’re the most jealous person I know.
Sirius: You know other people?
James: Shouldn't you focus this energy on Moony?
Sirius: No I'm just surprised you know other people
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rhetorical-conscience · 5 months
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Remus: I don't think Sirius is very happy about you dating his brother.
James: What makes you say that?
Remus, reading a letter aloud: Prongs. I hope this message finds you before I do.
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lilyevansmywife · 1 year
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Regulus calling Sirius: i lost him again!
Sirius: so listen to me. look around, do you see a cluster of old women?
Regulus: yeah...
Sirius: go to them
Regulus: what? why?
Sirius: just trust me
James, surrounded by unfamiliar old women, tells something funny and asks them about life: hi baby what's up?
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My fav dynamic in marauders is the complete and slightly unhealthy codependency James and Sirius have on each other
Like I’m positive when they left hogwarts instead of living with their partners they just owned a seperate house where they could live together
Sure they stayed with their partners sometimes but other times they just needed to be alone together
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calc1fers · 8 months
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james & sirius would talk about the most inane shit once it was lights out in the gryffindor tower
james, sipping his empty divination teacup: wonder if i've ever seen a pigeon that has the same birthday as me
sirius: word, bro
remus & peter, at their wit's end: please, shut the fuck up and GO TO SLEEP
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not-rab · 29 days
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James: Reg have u seen my glasses?
Sirius: oh i’m not-
James: did i leave them in your bed again?
Sirius:
James: wait i found them
Sirius:
James:
Sirius:
James:
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totorohugies · 20 days
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The fact that Sirius and Remus never saw neither James nor Harry pass age 21...
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Sirius, pinching the bridge of his nose and trying to stay calm: James. Are you sleeping with my brother?
James, also trying to stay calm: Erm. No. Why would you think that?
Sirius, rolling his eyes: Because of that jumper you’re wearing.
James, still scrambling: No! No, I’m just…trying a new style.
Sirius: Prongs. I bought him that jumper for his birthday.
James: Erm. Coincidence?
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yourgalgremlin · 2 months
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James Potter 🤝 Michael Scott (The Office):
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starchaser5 · 2 months
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Regulus: hey Sirius
Sirius: *punches him in the stomach*
Regulus: what the fuck?!
Sirius: you are my brother. And I can't stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!
Regulus: what the fuck are you talking about?!
Sirius: I'm talking about the baby that's growing in your belly right now
Regulus: I'm not pregnant
Sirius: well, not after that punch, you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes
Regulus: I was never pregnant Sirius!
Sirius: are you...sure?
James: I'm sorry but why is everybody yelling here?
Sirius: oh I found this positive pregnancy test and-
James: *punches Regulus in the stomach*
Regulus: MOTHERFUCKERS I'M A GUY, I CAN'T GET PREGNANT!
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