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pearlynia · 4 days
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When Sirius found out about Jegulus, he wasn't mad, no but instead he was sad because his best friend and brother felt like they can't tell him. they thought he wouldn't support them. and that made him feel like he failed as a best friend and a brother.
So he reassured them that he'd be supportive as long as they're happy (and giving the "talk" to both of them). he still dramatically act disgusted when James and Regulus kiss as a joke but they all know that he's like a proud mom inside
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pearlynia · 4 days
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When I say the Black brothers are dramatic little cunts, what I really mean is that Regulus is dramatic and Sirius is theatric. Regulus is out here writing sad boy poetry and regularly lays prone in the middle of the floor when he’s had a shite day, while Sirius is tossing out Shakespearean-level insults while dancing on the bar.
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pearlynia · 8 days
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Here is your daily reminder that no one thinks to look up until there's a sound <33
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pearlynia · 10 days
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The way my smile faded (faster than James dying) at the end
There is no living being that loved James more than Sirius, he was the sun of his life
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pearlynia · 11 days
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Grandpa
Remus and Regulus discussing about books
Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?
James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!
Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!
James, fake sniffing: Regulus-
Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.
Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?
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pearlynia · 11 days
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I aspire to be as dramatic as Sirius “I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for” Black and Regulus “I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more” Black.
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pearlynia · 11 days
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At 3am:
Sirius: imagine thinking
Regulus: ...
Regulus: imagine what?
Sirius: thinking
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pearlynia · 12 days
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James: *writes in Hindi "Will you let me marry your brother?" on piece of paper and gives the note to Reggie* Reg: What's that? James: It means "Did you like your dinner?". You know, we had Indian dinner and I'm teaching you Hind... You can take it and show off to Padfoot. Reg:Ooo, right * goes * Look, look. New sentence. Sirius: What does it mean? Reg: "Did you like your dinner?" Sirius: Yeah, I did. James: Write it down, Padfoot. Sirius, laughing: *writes "Yes" and signs* James: I HAVE THE CONTRACT SIGNED!
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pearlynia · 12 days
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being a marauders fan is a red flag.
it’s also an orange flag.
and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.
you’re gay.
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pearlynia · 13 days
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Some bully: You're such a know-it-all!
Lily: it's basic knowledge, you're just a know-nothing-at-all.
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pearlynia · 17 days
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LMFSO THIS IS REAL
Sirius barging in to Regulus's room with Remus in toe
Sirius: We have to tell you something
Regulus: hurry up and get the fuck ou-
Sirius: We're dating!
Regulus: what?
Remus: *clears throat* me and Sirius are.. dating
Regulus:
Regulus: There are millions of hot men in the world and you chose this ugly frog???
Sirius: hey! Remus isn't-
Regulus: shut the fuck up, i was talking to him
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pearlynia · 17 days
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Remus and Regulus discussing about books
Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?
James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!
Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!
James, fake sniffing: Regulus-
Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.
Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?
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pearlynia · 17 days
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(based on a tiktok)
James: Isn't it so cute how our boyfriends have a little book club togeter?
Sirius: It's nice that they get along.
James: What do you suppose they read?
Sirius: Maybe Shakespeare? Honestly they're probably reading something so boring and over our heads, I'm just glad they aren't forcing us to read it too!
Meanwhile, Remus and Regulus, both reading the smuttiest smut that ever did smut.
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pearlynia · 19 days
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It's late and I'm bored so
(also is it just be or my handwriting looks way better with blue ink)
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pearlynia · 19 days
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Regulus "do something bebe, say something" Black
And
James "lose something bebe, risk, something" Potter
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pearlynia · 22 days
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Literally this
What bothers me most I think is when people try to get platonic jegulus to coexist in a universe with romantic jilly. I believe their relationship to be only the deepest of love or the coldest of hate, there is no middle ground there.
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pearlynia · 22 days
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Barty: Dorcas, my lovely little naive Dorcas, don’t date a gryffindor, don’t do that
Dorcas: Regulus is dating a gryffindor
Barty: Yes well Regulus belongs to a mental hospital
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