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lilyevansmywife · 2 days
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Sirius: I want to get a little kitten 🥺
Remus: remind me what happened last time?
Sirius: I turned into a dog and scared a little kitten😔
Remus: so what are we going to do?
Sirius: we will not take a little kitten😭
Remus: exactly
Sirius: but a LITTLE KITTEN
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lilyevansmywife · 6 days
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James: why didn't anyone tell me that adult life is so difficult?
Euphemia: I told you
James: literally no one
Fleamont: I told you
James: why didn't I know anything???
Fleamont and Euphemia:
Sirius: sorry guys he's such a child
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lilyevansmywife · 16 days
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Euphemia: James, what is this?
James: mum I just...
Euphemia: this is unacceptable in our family
James: Sirius suggested it! he said that nothing bad would happen!
Euphemia: JAMES POTTER!!! Don't you dare put the blame on Sirius!
James: mum it's just licorice
Euphemia: liquorice!!! literally a mortal sin!!!
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lilyevansmywife · 2 months
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James: greetings to our viewers!!! today we will cook scrambled eggs!!!!
Regulus: who is he talking to?
Sirius: he always pretends to be on a show when he needs to do something
James: and we will wash the dishes!!!
Regulus:
Regulus: ALWAYS???
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lilyevansmywife · 3 months
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Sirius: we don't talk enough about toxic relationships in gay couples.
Remus: I just didn't respond to your message after a second
James: so toxic of you
Peter: how dare you
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lilyevansmywife · 3 months
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Nobody:
Me on random Thursday: Sirius hated to be alone even in freedom, but he was locked up for 12 years in solitary confinement, how was he supposed to survive this, no, you don’t understand HE WAS ALONE. AND HE HATES BEING ALONE
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lilyevansmywife · 4 months
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Sirius, to someone on the road: stupid bastard get out of my way you're worthless
Sirius: last night I cried because of the amount of love I feel for you
Remus: oh yeah, find yourself a boyfriend who can do both
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lilyevansmywife · 4 months
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this year, huh? I was sick non-stop, my life was falling apart and the love of my life was slowly leaving me. but hey, we're still here and at least we survived. I hope everyone who reads this will be happy in the new year and so will I
love u
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lilyevansmywife · 4 months
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oh I think it's my birthday today lol
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lilyevansmywife · 4 months
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Sirius: I don't want to die I'm too young
Remus: you're not dying it's just a cold
Sirius:
Sirius: I need to rewrite my will
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lilyevansmywife · 5 months
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Remus: i love funny things
Sirius: oh I love you too!
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lilyevansmywife · 6 months
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Sirius: I'm not in the mood to talk
Remus: that's okay
Sirius: im really sorry
Remus: I am not mad at you
Sirius: I swear I'll be better
Remus:
Remus: wtf shut up?
Sirius: I knew you were mad at me
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lilyevansmywife · 6 months
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Jegulus Neighbours
James: trick or treat!
Regulus: trick
James: what?
Regulus: you offered to do a trick so do a trick
James: I don’t have one, I’m only here for the treat to be honest
Regulus: no trick, no treat
James: I see why you’re not popular
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lilyevansmywife · 6 months
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James: guys, have you figured out what to dress up as for Halloween?
Remus: yes
Remus: I'll dress up as a vampire
James: and Sirius?
Remus: and Sirius will dress up as the bleeding girl
Sirius: did you get the irony? Lol
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lilyevansmywife · 6 months
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James: stop being overdramatic
Sirius: you're not going to school! what should I do!
James: I'm sick and it's just for one day
Sirius: I'll have to dine alone! who will help me prank the freshmen!
James: you literally have a boyfriend and Peter
Remus: and they hear everything by the way
Peter: and we definitely won’t prank freshmen
Sirius:
Sirius: why are you leaving me with them?!
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lilyevansmywife · 6 months
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Sirius: I'm sorry.
Regulus: hm?
Sirius: I'm sorry that I thought you wouldn't understand me.
His little brother smiles calmly, like he has never smiled before. Out of habit, he reaches his hand towards Sirius's face, but cannot reach it.
Regulus: that's fine. I'm glad you were never alone. Now I have to go, darling.
He leaves and Sirius sees only an empty picture in front of him. Behind him hangs the same one, it is covered with curtains and hidden from view, but Sirius hears the old witch behind him laughing.
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lilyevansmywife · 6 months
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Remus: they tried to rob me today
Sirius: oh no baby are you okay???
Remus: yeah you know I was sitting in the bank crying over my accounts and then the robbers burst in and asked why I was crying
Remus: when I told why I was crying, one of them gave me everything that they had already stolen
Remus: I need to change my career
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