Family tree I guess??????
Lizzie: Hi I'm Lizzie and this is my husband Joel and this is his boyfriend Etho and his boyfriend Bdubs and his boyfriend Ren and his boyfriend Martyn and his boyfriend Jimmy and his husband/boyfriend/whatever they are now Scott also Tango is Jimmy's current boyfriend and Scott's ex Pearl and Pearl's girlfriend Gem and Gem's best friend Cleo who is Scott's partner? I think? Also they are Etho's ex wife, become wife and adopted both Bdubs and Scar.
Tango: It gets worse
Lizzie: How?!
Tango: Well, I'm dating Skizz who's dating Impulse who's dating Zedaph.
Lizzie: so it goes me, Joel, Etho, Bdubs, Ren, Martyn, Jimmy, Scott, you, Pearl, Gem, Cleo, Skizz, Impulse, Zedaph?
Tango: Yup. Oh and Ren is with Doc.
Lizzie For fucks sake!!!
Joel: I kissed Jimmy!
Lizzie: Joel why?!
Joel: Just gonna add more to this. Also I love you!
Lizzie: *huffs* Love you too
Jimmy: Lizzie?
Lizzie: What now?
Jimmy: Well Joel and I were bad boys with Grian and he's with Scar who is dating Cub and Grian's also dating Mumbo who's with Iskall who is with both Beef and Stress I believe.
Lizzie: It never ends!!!!!!
Grian: I'm still with BigB who's with Ren~
Lizzie: GRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott: Martyn & I were the Mean Gills-
Lizzie: Stop adding more to this! Please!
Martyn: Don't forget Netty!
Lizzie: Martyn. I swear *sighs*
Grian: I did marry Taurtis-
Lizzie: I'm done. I'm officially done!
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My grandma told me when the crescent moon looks like a bowl it catches the rain. And it’s fact that the moon pulls the tides. So does the moon not hold the very source of life itself? A world without water is a world we’d never know, and even if in existence without the tides it would be a very different one.
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What is every winners stance on the whole DL Scott and Pearl business?
At this point in time?
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Okay so the life series is really similar to the hunger games so what about an AU where Scar is Peeta, Grian is Katniss, Jimmy is Finnick, Scott is Annie, Gem is Johanna, Pizza (the lama) is Rue, Bigb is Gale, Mumbo is Beete, Ren is Cato, Martyn is Clove, Cleo is Wiress, Pearl is Prim, The Watchers are the Capital, and so on and so forth.
I also imagine that is this Pix is a random reporter since he does the hermitcraft recap.
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It's 2031, and Hermitcraft Season 15 has just started.
DocM77 has created a machine that adds a new dimension. Zero mods, no resource packs, just redstone and glitches. He is using Netherite blocks for his redstone circuits.
JimmySolidarity joined two seasons ago, and has died first every time. He is very careful this season, but other Hermits kill him first on purpose.
TangoTek has built Decked Out 4 in the End. It is roughly four times the size of the main island, and the dragon has been captured and sealed in an obsidian box so that it will make a cool sound effect in one specific room.
SMajor joined five days ago, and he has already been in a fan-favourite duo with half the server. His Ao3 tag has quadrupled in size, and his tumblr tag is full of art vaguely shipping him with just about anyone with a face.
Pearl has been a landscaper, a janitor, a postmaster, an accountant, a bus driver, and a librarian. Running out of public service jobs, she has started showing up at people's houses in real life with teas and coffees. No one's sure how she gets there.
Etho's tissue box has finally disintegrated, and everyone is excitedly recommending him mic stands. He is trying to hide the fact that he has put an exact copy of the box in its place already.
Zombie Cleo has become so adept at manipulating armor stands that they can perfectly recreate literally anything. Including things that by all rights should not exist. New viewers occasionally complain about lovecraftian nightmares and mental issues after seeing them. Cleo and their older viewers laugh like it's an inside joke.
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Cleo please I’d DIE for a Day 1 Skizz Scream Supercut I want this so much
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