Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?
Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look!
Y/N: *continues poking Lokis's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*
Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*
Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*
Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.
Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*
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Mobius (Don) has no idea that Loki is the God of Mischief. I demand incorrect quotes.
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Steve : I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
Loki : I would.I would I wish it on my worst enemy and then a whole list of other people that don't even qualify as my worst enemy.I'm not above things and at this point I'm existing out of spite.
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Loki trying to somewhat get along with Thor without mischief: I’m gonna go sit in a corner and cry until I can’t cry anymore. Wanna join?
Thor: You’re what?
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Kid Loki: MOM! There's a monster under my bed!
Kid Thor: Why do you hate me so much, brother!
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Incorrect quotes #36
Copycat: "Why are you smirking?"
Enchantress: "You were watching him, with great interest, may I add."
Copycat: "He's our leader, I look to them for guidance."
Enchantress: "Oh, I see. ...So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips, hmm?"
Copycat, turning red: "No, no, no! I wasn't looking at their- uh, hindquarters.
Enchantress: "Certainly."
Copycat, progressively getting more red: "I gazed- glanced in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring, or even seeing anything, even.
Enchantress, smirking even wider: "Of course..."
Copycat: "...I hate you."
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [190/?]
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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Season 1
Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME
Mobius: NO
Season 2
Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME
Mobius: YES
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RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Trickster
Loki and You agree to meet for a location for a date
Y/n, over text: Turn around!
Y/n: No, in the other direction
Y/n: Okay, just one more time
Loki: Where are you???
Y/n: I’m not actually there yet, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me~
Loki:...Marry me, please-
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Loki: *whispers* Future Husband say what.
Y/N: *confused* What?
Loki: *screeching internally*
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Thor: Didn't you die?
Loki: That was weeks ago. Things change.
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Thor: Ow! My armkle!
Valkyrie: Your what?
Loki, sighing: His wrist.
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If the TVA was part of Tales of Asgard
Loki: I have some friends I’d like to introduce you to sometime.
Thor: Really?
Loki: Yeah, they’re--
[Portal opens up and a big van drives trough]
[Front window rolls down for different Loki variants to look at Tales of Asgard Loki]
Double (the boy Loki from Double Trouble): Get in, stick bug, we’re going to burn the TVA to the ground!
Loki: ...Right here, apparently.
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*Loki, Y/N and Hela watching Odin disappear into the wind*
Y/N: *Starts coughing*
Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?
Hela: Are you crying? It's o-
Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.
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