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RoR Incorrect quotes#150 Thank u next
Aphrodite: Who would you swipe right for? Apollo or Poseidon?~
Atheist!Y/n: I would delete the app.
Apollo & Poseidon:...
Aphrodite*Internally*..."Dont laught,Dont Laugh-"
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(Y/n): Me and Buddha are having a baby.
Zerofuku: Oh that's great! I'm so happy for yo-
(Y/n): *Aggressively slams down adoption papers* It's you, sign here.
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Incorrect Quotes RoR #3
Shiva:*Is holding a kids leash/backpack* Where did they go?!?!?
Adam: I don't know you were supposed to be the one watching them!
Lü bü: *looking around for them*
Eve:*Same as Lu bu*
Meanwhile:
Y/n:*sitting in a tree eating Budda's candy they got (stole)* Hehehehe suckers! *Gremlin laughs*
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More SNV incorrect quotes haha
Buddha: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Loki: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Buddha: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Buddha: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Loki: *chugs entire bottle*
Loki: It’s perfume.
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Thor: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Lü Bu: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Thor: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Lü Bu: Thor, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Thor:
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Thor: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Lü Bu: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Thor: Absolutely not.
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Buddha: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Zerofuku: You mean literally or figuratively?
Buddha: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Buddha: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Zerofuku: You would eat yourself?
Buddha: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Buddha, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Loki, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)
You: Father...Am I ugly?
Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡
Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?
Odin: Yes, very much.
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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.
Brunhilde: Here let me do it.
You:...Don't be mean about it, though.
Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*
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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child
You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?
Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?
You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!
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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.
You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.
Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?
You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?
Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?
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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!
You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A
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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.
You: Whose Shiva?
Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!
Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*
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Hades:Look who is back!
Anubis:(leaps towards Hades and wraps arms around his neck) I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Hades:I believe you.
Anubis:I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY AND NEVER REALLY HURT ANYONE!
Hades:You are not just a good boy. You are the best boy around
Anubis:I EVEN WATCHED OVER HELHEIM AND PLAYED WITH CERBERUS!
Hades:You're too sweet,Anubis.
Hades:(pats Anubis on top of head)
Anubis:Welcome home,Hades.
Hades:Thank you,Anubis.
#Hades#Anubis#Record of Ragnarok#RoR#Shuumatsu no Valkyrie#SnV#Incorrect Quotes#Headcanon#Fanfiction#AU#Greek Mythology#Egyptian Mythology#Helheim#Underworld#Tartarus
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Brunhilde: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GODS HAPPENED?!!
Adam: *lying on a hospital bed with a broken arm, a black eye and many bruises*
Kojiro: *Sitting uncomfortably in a chair with a bag of ice on his crotch and a neck cast*
Buddha: *covered in a full body cast aside from his head*
Lu Bu: *had his jaw wired shut, both arms and a leg broken*
Nikola: *in a wheelchair with a broken leg and neck, holding an ice pack on his head* Owww…
Jack: *in a medically induced coma*
Raiden: *covered head to toe in bandages with a broken arm and a neck brace* I said it was a bad idea!! But noooo, Dr. Nikola “Let’s test that theory” Tesla just had to prove that an Elevator made by the gods must have a weight limit exceeding 2000 lbs!!
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One Thing - Beelzebub x Y/N
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Y/N: What is one thing I told you not to do?
Beelzebub: Don't burn the house down.
Y/N: And what did you do?
Beelzebub: Made you dinner.
Y/N: *Raises an eyebrow at him*
Beelzebub:
Beelzebub: ... and burnt the house down.
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Confession
Lu Bu: *round house kicks some guys head so hard his spine pops out the side*
Thor, under his breath: *with hearts in his eyes* I’m so in love with you.
Lu Bu: *covered in blood* What was that?
Thor, loudly: I said I love you!
Lu Bu: ...
Thor: ...
Thor: *realizes what he said, turns and punches a guy’s head clean off his shoulders to hide his embarrassment*
Loki, sitting nearby with popcorn, yelling over the carnage: Can I be the best man in your guy’s wedding?!
Fun Fact: in Lu Bu’s spin off manga, he actually does kick a man so hard his spine pops out the side of his neck, in chapter 13 :)
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RoR Incorrect quotes#157 Asskickin' outfit
God/dess*Turns around ready to fight you* So you finally arrived-WHAT the hell are you wearing?
Y/n*In Pink Gown, feathered boa, Glorious makeup, Nails done and a Tiara, Double birds out*IT'S MY ASS-KICKING OUTFITT BITCH!?!
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•°•°•A normal day in Valhalla•°•°•
Hades: So young.. Damn, what happened to you, (Y/n)?
Shiva; dead serious: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?
Hades: [Stunned Silence, Planchette moves across board]
Hades; concerned: Nine?
Hermes: Ninety-one!?
Buddha: [Absolutely loosing his shit over in the corner]
Shiva: Nine-hundred and ten!?
Göll; concerned: Nine-hundred and ten pickles...?
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Incorrect Quotes RoR #2
Y/n:I can't your to heavy! *Holding onto Göll, who is dangling of a cliff*
Göll:You can do it just pretend I'm one on your God friends!*holding on for dear life
Y/n:*Slowly letting go*
Göll:NOT ZEUS NOT ZEUS-!!
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Record of Ragnarok!
Incorrect quote!
Science crew!!
Tesla: There's a Penis picture of mine somewhere, I just lost it.
Edison: Well Guess what?
Tesla: ?
Newton: WE FOUND IT!
Tesla: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE, HOLY SHIT-
The others: What the-
Me and Tesla stans: How much for the picture-
(I love it- HA-)
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Record of Ragnarok!!
Incorrect quote!!
Adamas, Hades and Poseidon!! (That one vocaloid audio)
Hades: Women!
Adamas: No.
Hades: why?
Adamas: Men.
Hades: No!
Adamas: why?
Hades: Women~
Poseidon: No.
Adamas and Hades: why?
Poseidon: Both.
Adamas and Hades: No.
Poseidon: Why?
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RoR x Reader Incorrect Quotes But It's Tik Tok Audios (Pt.2):
(Y/n), upon seeing Thor: Is this say yes to the dress OR SAY YES TO THE SLUT!? IS THIS SAY YES TO THE SLUT-
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Brunhilde: (Y/n), you have to stop trying to interfere in the battles and help the humans!
Gen Z! Valkyrie! (Y/n): Miss me with that gay shit!
Hrist: WHAT GAY SHIT!? THE RULES!?!?
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Buddha, when Yandere! Loki casually makes (Y/n) fall for him in that one-shot I wrote: Damn...Someone took my bitch.
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Göll, with Hercules: I just wanted to say, I got you a boyfriend.
Human Champion! Male! (Y/n), whose fighting inner gay demons: I don't want a boyfriend- I'M NOT GAY.
Göll: Yes you are.
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Diety! (Y/n) who has a crush on Thrud but sees her bonded with Raiden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! KILL 'IM NOW!
Diety (Y/n): I GOTTA HUNDRED THOUSAND FOR WHOEVER BLOW THAT BITCH'S BRAINS OUT!!!!
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(Y/n), as Sasaki is hanging off of a cliff: SASAKI, YOU'RE TOO HEAVY.
Sasaki: PRETEND I'M ONE OF YOUR GOD FRIENDS, (Y/N).
(Y/n): *loosens their grip*
Sasaki: NOT POSEIDON, NOT POSEIDON-
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(Y/n), after the Ares hangs Jack by his cape on a super tall building: STOP PUTTING HIM UP THERE! ONE OF THESE DAYS HE'S JUST GONNA SAY: "FUCK IT" AND COME ON DOWN AND BUST HIS HEAD OPEN!
Ares: GOOD!
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Incorrect Record of Ragnarok Quotes #3
Poseidon : What are you doing?
Kojiro : Kissing this shell 🐚
Poseidon : Disgusting
Poseidon : Damn, I wish I was that shell
Kojiro : What?
Poseidon : I said I wish you burn in hell
Hades : ....
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