Season 1
Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME
Mobius: NO
Season 2
Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME
Mobius: YES
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This is Mobius, he loves his personal space : *Mobius, looking at his tempad quietly while standing*
This is Loki, he also loves Mobius's personal space : *Loki, RIGHT BEHIND Mobius, looking at the tempad over Mobius's shoulder as he totally BREATHES against Mobius's cheek*
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Loki: Mobius is playing hard to get.
Loki: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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B-15: Did you finish those reports yet?
Mobius: No… not yet…
B-15: Are you even working on them, or are you just reading Loki’s files?
Mobius: …they’re evidence…
B-15: Yeah, evidence that you’re gay as hell.
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Mobius: Did it hurt? When you realised you were not worthy of lifting Mjolnir?
Loki: It did. But then I remembered I have Mjolnir in my pants.
Mobius: *Trips over his own feet*
Loki:
Loki: Don't you want to find out if you're worthy?
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what would you bc for a lokius wedding??? theme, setting, songs, ect..!
Thanks!
THEME:
Something that combines several different time periods as well as Asgardian and Jotun culture.
(I don’t have any pics for this part lmao)
SETTING:
BEACH SETTING, OBVIOUSLY!!! THEY NEED TO RIDE JETSKIS AT THE RECEPTION!
OUTFITS:
Loki would wear a black wedding dress, fight me.
Mobius is about to look like the KFC man but you know what
Loki’s bridesmaids would have a green dress. No question. Sylvie would probably be the maid of honor.
MOBIUS’S GROOMSMEN!!!!
FOOD:
Cracker Jack. Loki insists that it tastes like ash, but Mobius likes it, so they don’t mind.
Candy. So much candy.
SALAD
THE CAKEEEEE
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Mobius (Don) has no idea that Loki is the God of Mischief. I demand incorrect quotes.
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Mobius: *puts on pride pin*
Loki: *gasp* You’re gay!
Mobius: *holds up his wedding band* WE ARE MARRIED
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Mobius: What are you in the mood for ?
Loki: World domination.
Mobius : That's a bit ambitious.
Loki : You are my world.
Mobius : Aww...
Loki :
Mobius :
Loki :
Mobius : OH.
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M
Mobius: You can't just "I'm a little guy" your way out of this one.
Loki: Yes I can fuck you.
Mobius: Please... Use commas.
Loki: Yes, I can fuck you.
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Loki, sitting on a table seductively: Dinner's on the table.
Mobius: Loki where's my salad
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Mobius : are you mad at something??
Loki : *scoffs* NO
Mobius : umm so sharpening knives at 2:30 am is just a hobby i suppose ?!
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