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#loki incorrect quotes
incorrectmarvels · 5 months
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Thor: Did you have to stab him?
Loki: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.
Thor: What did he say?
Loki: “What are you going to do, stab me?”
Thor:
Bruce:
Valkyrie, nodding: That’s fair.
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ilovemurdockandbarnes · 5 months
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Tony, rushing into the room: LOKI, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!
Nat: Hey calm down playboy, what has he done?
Tony: HE SLEPT WITH Y/N!!
Thor: MY BROTHER?!
Steve, Nat and Clint in chorus: LOKI?!
Loki: Loki? Oh, me?! No there must be a mistake...
Tony: You're dead.
Loki, running away: Y/N HELP ME!
( @angeloffrigga created mainly for you bestie✨💅🏻)
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littlemortals · 6 months
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Incorrect Loki quote #?
Y/n: If I turned into a worm would you still love me?
Loki: what?
Y/n: you heard me, would you love me if I was a worm?
Loki: are you turning into a worm?
Y/n: no. Just answer the question.
Loki: what kinda worm?
Y/n: just a normal worm, just answer the damn question!
Loki: Yes, I would shapeshift myself into a worm so I could still be with you.
Y/n: *heart eyes* I love you so much!!
Tony: hmmmm, PEPPER!!! WOULD YOU LOVE ME IF I WAS WORM!
Pepper: No.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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Loki: How does one turn their emotions off?
Y/N: Okay, first go to settings.
Y/N: Wait… I’m an idiot, I thought you said emojis at first.
Loki: No, I’m still willing to try this. Go ahead. I’m at settings, what next?
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zemosimp05 · 1 year
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Loki: Y/N I need my...
Y/N: *hands him his armour*
Loki: Oh also I didn’t get a chance to…
Y/N: *hands him his daggers*
Loki: Marry me?
Y/N: I Took care of that too, we’ve been married for the past seven years…
Loki: Excellent…
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glacial-snowflakes · 9 months
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Y/N: If I got killed, would you-
Loki: No.
Y/N: I didn't even finish.
Loki: You don't have to.
Loki: Bold of you to assume I'd let anyone touch you or even think about hurting you.
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rubystarpoet · 1 month
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Thor: Are you sure this is the wisest idea, brother?
Loki: What do you mean?
Thor: You have been gone for months. Leaving Y/n no warning or explanation as to why you left and vanished, and now you plan to just show up as if NOTHING happened?
Loki: Honestly, brother, you fail to see just how deep and real the love Y/n and I have together. Just watch~.
Loki: *knocks on Y/n door to their apartment*
Y/n: *answers it and just stares at Loki in shock*
Loki: Y/N~! MY BELOVED~! OH HOW I MISSED YO--
Y/n: *slams the door shut on Loki's face*
Loki:
Thor:
Loki: Haha very funny, darling! Now please open the door.
Y/n: *starts playing music loudly on the radio to drown out his voice*
Loki: Sweetheart? Y/N?
Loki: *knocks on the door more and even tries to open it himself but its locked*
Thor: I told you so...
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rins-love-wins · 6 months
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Thor: I want to get a tattoo in memory of my brother Loki, he died heroically...
Tattoo artist: AGAIN?!
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snakelaufeyson · 1 year
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i just know he would’ve learned how to use the internet solely to annoy Strange
(insp.)
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writers-block246 · 8 months
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Loki: Mortals are pathetic! All of them are inferior to me!
Y/N walks into the room
Loki: Okay. Most of them are inferior to me!
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yobekind · 1 year
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Loki: Y/n and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other.
Y/n: We’ve been awake since Friday.
Loki: Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-
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incorrectmarvels · 7 months
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Thor: You know Loki, not every problem can be solved with a knife.
Loki: That’s why I carry many.
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louwaffles · 1 month
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Loki: You make my blood boil.
Loki: My skin crawls every time I hear your voice.
Loki: My mind roars with agony just at the thought of you.
Loki: I just love you too much, you’re too precious for this world.
Y/N: Thanks??
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littlemortals · 6 months
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Incorrect Loki quote #26
Y/n: Loki I don’t want children.
Loki: Like right now or never.
Y/n: Never.
Loki: Good because I don’t want them either.
Y/n: Wait, I thought you wanted children?
Loki: I don’t, I have never even said that. Where did you got that idea from?
Y/n: I don’t know. I just thought you would want them.
Loki: I don’t. There is something that I want though.
Y/n: What is it?
Loki: A cat!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Thor: I don’t think you should do this.
Loki: Why not?
Thor: Don’t you ever get that voice in your head that tells you not to do bad things?
Loki: No.
Thor: That explains so much.
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zemosimp05 · 1 year
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Loki: Are you ready to commit?
Y/N: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Loki: I don’t care…both works for me…
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