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luxthestrange · 3 days
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RoR Y/n's Thoughts#4
Y/n*Is lying on top of roof looking at the sky*Bro...Why is it called "Taking a dump"....when you are "LEAVING IT"?...
Heracles* Worried as he is looking for a ladder*Y/n When I told you to take a walk I did not mean you should live on Apollo's roof!
Y/n: Kinda funny how "Being down for something" and "Up for something"...mean the same thing...
Apollo*Who called Heracles to take you away* Ugh-...CAN YOU AT LEAST FIX MY SATELITE WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE IM NOT GETTING ANY HBO-AAAH!?*dodge an unfertilized egg you threw his way*
Y/n*Squinting eyes at the sky*...If you're in the "living room"...and you pass away...did you die?...or were you just knocked out?
Apollo*Putting on boxer gloves with an annoyed glare*WELL YOU NOT IN MY LIVING ROOM SO WHAT IS THAT ABOUT TO MAKE YOU-ACK!?*was hit in the head by Leonidas who came to pick you up...but is enjoying the show too much*
Y/n*Stomach rumbles and thinks of pizza*...why is the pizza box square...IF THE PIZZA IS A CIRCLE AND THE SLICE IS A TRIANGLE!?!?
Ares*Who came out...stealing Apollo's pizza, hearing what you said as he was about to eat a slice*....*Looking at the slice...then at the pizza and the box then at you*....
Apollo, Leonidas & Heracles *Actually also froze thinking about that*...
Y/n:...YOOOOooo why is it called a "Building"...if it's already built?...
Apollo*Who is already losing it after the pizza thing, throwing Peebles at you*GET OFF!?
Y/n:...How does a sponge hold water...if its full of holes?...
Ares*Holding a sponge and squeezing the water out and looking at you with an astounded face*
Y/n*Sit up and look at him with a serious face*
Ares:...The prophecy is true...
Hera*Who grabbed a fan is aiming the smell of hot pizza at you who drools and without a second thought throws yourself off the roof to grab it* LEONIDAS!!
Leonidas*Catching you and sighs*Got you...
You,Heracles,Leonidas and...surprisingly Ares happily enjoy Apollo's pizza walking away leaving apollo in the dust
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lotusmybelovednsfw · 1 year
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Record of Ragnarok!
Incorrect quote!
Science crew!!
Tesla: There's a Penis picture of mine somewhere, I just lost it.
Edison: Well Guess what?
Tesla: ?
Newton: WE FOUND IT!
Tesla: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE, HOLY SHIT-
The others: What the-
Me and Tesla stans: How much for the picture-
(I love it- HA-)
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gabelesimp · 1 year
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Record of Ragnarok!!
Incorrect quote!!
Adamas, Hades and Poseidon!! (That one vocaloid audio)
Hades: Women!
Adamas: No.
Hades: why?
Adamas: Men.
Hades: No!
Adamas: why?
Hades: Women~
Poseidon: No.
Adamas and Hades: why?
Poseidon: Both.
Adamas and Hades: No.
Poseidon: Why?
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Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)
You: Father...Am I ugly?
Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡
Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?
Odin: Yes, very much.
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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.
Brunhilde: Here let me do it.
You:...Don't be mean about it, though.
Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*
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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child
You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?
Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?
You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!
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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.
You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.
Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?
You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?
Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?
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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!
You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A
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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.
You: Whose Shiva?
Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!
Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*
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xx-lemon-drop-xx · 9 months
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(Y/n): Me and Buddha are having a baby.
Zerofuku: Oh that's great! I'm so happy for yo-
(Y/n): *Aggressively slams down adoption papers* It's you, sign here.
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Apollo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Leonidas, trying to read: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Apollo: I—
Apollo: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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thekingwhereitallends · 4 months
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Hades:Look who is back!
Anubis:(leaps towards Hades and wraps arms around his neck) I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Hades:I believe you.
Anubis:I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY AND NEVER REALLY HURT ANYONE!
Hades:You are not just a good boy. You are the best boy around
Anubis:I EVEN WATCHED OVER HELHEIM AND PLAYED WITH CERBERUS!
Hades:You're too sweet,Anubis.
Hades:(pats Anubis on top of head)
Anubis:Welcome home,Hades.
Hades:Thank you,Anubis.
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kittybutter · 8 months
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More SNV incorrect quotes haha
Buddha: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Loki: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Buddha: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Buddha: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Loki: *chugs entire bottle*
Loki: It’s perfume.
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Thor: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Lü Bu: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Thor: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Lü Bu: Thor, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Thor:
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Thor: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Lü Bu: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Thor: Absolutely not.
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Buddha: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Zerofuku: You mean literally or figuratively?
Buddha: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Buddha: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Zerofuku: You would eat yourself?
Buddha: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Buddha, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Loki, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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nixs27anime · 1 year
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One Thing - Beelzebub x Y/N
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Y/N: What is one thing I told you not to do?
Beelzebub: Don't burn the house down.
Y/N: And what did you do?
Beelzebub: Made you dinner.
Y/N: *Raises an eyebrow at him*
Beelzebub:
Beelzebub: ... and burnt the house down.
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kyat-kyat · 1 year
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Incorrect Record of Ragnarok Quotes #3
Poseidon : What are you doing? Kojiro : Kissing this shell 🐚 Poseidon : Disgusting Poseidon : Damn, I wish I was that shell Kojiro : What? Poseidon : I said I wish you burn in hell Hades : ....
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luxthestrange · 3 days
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RoR Incorrect quotes#175 Latin lover~
Aztec!Y/n*Getting a call* -Oh sorry guys it's the catsitter...-*Hearin your jaguar got his head stuck in a bucket and crying for help*-...I'll be there soon...sorry guys I gotta go check on my gremlin-*Goes to Hades and kisses him tenderly, holding his face*
Hades*By second nature kisses back holding your cheek*
You two pull away with smiles...then you freeze...and turn to look at the flabbergasted Greek gods...
Aztec!Y/n*Goes to Heracles who was sitting next to you you reminded him of the meeting* Wonderboy!-And uh- glad to have you here!! *holding his face and kissing him*
Heracles*Blushing and confused as you pull away*...
Apollo*Sitting next to Heracles, spraying mint into his mouth happily expecting you to kiss him*
Aztec!Y/n*Turning to see Poseidon and going up to him with open arms*SYYYYY!~
Poseidon*Allowing you...to dip him and kiss him, a tiny smirk as he in the corner of his eye sees his butt-hurt nephew*...
You kiss...Ares, Hermes before anyone can properly react, Hades has to hold his laughter at your quick thinking as you finish kissing Aphrodite, everyone but Apollo and Zeus-
Aztec!Y/n*Patting APhrodite's hand for departure, pulls away with a strut out the door* Always a pleasure~
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Aztec Deity Y/n being an animal lover...but big on cats...and dog lover hades...
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hannah-the-red-head · 8 months
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Zerofuku: Adulting sucks butt! How do you humans deal with mortality? Lu Bu: Violence. Raiden: Copious amounts of alcohol. Kojiro: Ignorance. Buddha: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.
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gabelesimp · 1 year
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Record of Ragnarok!!!
Incorrect quote!
Amphitrite: Everyone! This is my husband, Poseidon!
Poseidon: ...
Amphitrite: And this is his Husband, Tsukuyomi!!
Tsukuyomi: Hi!
Poseidon: Why have one bitch, when I can have two?
Shiva: HA! I HAVE THREE!
Zeus: ...Am I the winner or-
(I can't-😭)
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belladonazeppole · 4 months
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Poseidon the God of Bottoms
*Telling Pytix why is a good idea for them to marry* Poseidon: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type. Pytix, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? Poseidon: Perfect. *** Zeus: I like your top, Poseidon! Pytix, no fucks to give: I have a name, you know. Hera: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this. *** Pytix: *sucking on a popsicle* Asmodeus: Pfft, you practicing for when Poseidon gets here? Pytix: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle* Akaboshi & Alvah: Nice. Adamas: *Concern* Poseidon: *Turn on* *** Poseidon, trying to be romantic: You look good in that corset. Poseidon: You know where else I'd look good? Pytix, zero hesitation: Your bed. Poseidon, at the same time: By your side- wait, what? *** *After Poseidon is excepcional mean with Adamas and Zeus* Adamas: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? Zeus: What’s up your ass this morning! Pytix: *walks in* ...Hey. Hades: Hmm… nevermind. Poseidon: WAIT NO!
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saintsarefake · 2 years
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Jack: Underestimate me, that'll be fun.
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xx-lemon-drop-xx · 1 month
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•°•°•A normal day in Valhalla•°•°•
Hades: So young.. Damn, what happened to you, (Y/n)?
Shiva; dead serious: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?
Hades: [Stunned Silence, Planchette moves across board]
Hades; concerned: Nine?
Hermes: Ninety-one!?
Buddha: [Absolutely loosing his shit over in the corner]
Shiva: Nine-hundred and ten!?
Göll; concerned: Nine-hundred and ten pickles...?
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