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meep-meep-richie · 3 months

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“you’re staring” “you’re beautiful”

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marvel-lous-guy · 9 months

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*Tony walks into the kitchen to see Peter taped to lots of frying pans with a sieve on his head*

Tony: What are you doing?

Harley: Making our Halloween costumes

Tony: And what exactly are you going as?

Peter: Peter Pan!

Tony: ...

Harley: *tapes another frying pan to Peters torso*

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headcanonthings · 16 days

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Ned: I don't get what's wrong with being a pillow princess. Sleeping Beauty was one and did it really well Peter: How do you know she was- MJ, putting a hand on Peter's arm to stop him: Ned, what do you think a pillow princess means? Ned: A princess who is sleeping in her very comfy royal bed. Duh! I wanna be a pillow princess. Peter: I'm gonna tell him MJ: Don't you dare

#peter desperately wants to correct ned so he knows the real meaning #mj desperately wants ned to walk around the school announcing that he wants to be a pillow princess #incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect spiderman quotes #mcu #marvel #peter parker #spiderman #ned leeds #mj #michelle jones

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textsfromthetva · 4 months

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Incorrect Loki Quotes [190/?], suggested by @roruna

#loki #brad wolfe #loki series #mcu #loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes #source: the great north #a rare combination of correct and incorrect

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ir0npvrker · 2 years

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teacher: can someone please tell me the three stages of life?

peter: birth, what the fuck is this, death

#source: tumblr #and he’s absolutely correct #peter parker #spider man #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect peter parker #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

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sincka · 2 years

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Headcanon 🙌 #8

Steven : le débile dit "quoi ?"

Marc : what ?

Steven :*laughing*

Marc : what did you say ?

Jake : es francés, idiota.

Marc : Who's Frances ?

Steven : *wheezing*

Marc : What ?? What ?!

Steven : Jake, parle avec moi.

Jake : Le está volviendo loco.

Marc : STOP IT

Jake : ain't our fault if you only speak one language.

Marc : Kol khara, ibn al Kalb.

Jake and Steven : What ?

Layla : *wheezing, falling from her chair*

#moonknight #marvels moonknight #moon knight headcanon #mcu #moon knight incorrect quotes #incorrect moonknight quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #layla el faouly #oscar isaac #may calamawy #please correct me if im wrong #i did my best #this was so hard to write lol #forgive me

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traveller-of-the-knight · 10 months

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Interrupting your scrolling to appreciate this Moon Knight panel:

Also can't stop thinking about this winged eyeliner or the fact that this is all canon.

(Source: Moon Knight by Lemire & Smallwood)

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Thor: No matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s in here.

Thor: *puts his hand on his chest*

Thor: Muscles.

#this is actually a correct quote #i can’t freaking wait for thor love and thunder #source: snl #thor #incorrect thor #incorrect thor quotes #thor incorrect quotes #avengers #incorrect avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #avengers incorrect quotes #marvel #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect mcu #incorrect mcu quotes #mcu incorrect quotes

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entity9silvergen · 6 months

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Last night I had a crazy revelation about the mcu snap.

Let me bring you down my thought process.

Ant-Man read The Fault In Our Stars, meaning John Green exists in the mcu.

If John Green exists, Hank Green probably also exists.

If the Green brothers exist, their podcast Dear Hank & John probably exists.

There's an episode of Dear Hank & John where Hank claims that the human body has about 8 pounds of bacteria.

This is not quite true (source).

John believed this true be true so it was discussed at length over many episodes (source).

It is reasonable to believe that fans of the podcast did not fact check this and therefore believe that the human body contains 8 pounds of bacteria.

It is confirmed by Marvel writers that half of all life vanishing during the snap includes half of all bacteria inside human bodies (source).

It is likely that the people in the mcu are aware of this.

Conclusion: Nerdfighters absolutely weighed themselves and obsessed over how much bacteria they lost.

Hank and John, assuming they both survived, definitely discussed this on the podcast. Perhaps even replaced part of the news section with status on our bodies' bacteria?

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crystalwrizz · 11 months

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Katniss Everdeen

Random people: *Cosplaying as notable characters/heroes*

Kate: Hey, look, bet that one’s you.

Clint: No, that’s Katniss Everdeen. Now let’s go.

✨❄️✨

Anyway this made my day way better

#correct quotes #marvel #mcu #kate bishop #clint barton #hawkeye

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natsskydivingcrew · 2 years

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Steve, after drinking something Tony left out: Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction

Bucky: How high are you?

Steve: 5'4

#Source: correct-gaang #marvel #mcu #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel memes #avengers memes #bucky barnes #steve rogers #captain america #stucky #wintershield #winter soldier

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multi-fandom-imagines · 2 years

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Thor: The goats are going to be fine, if not, we can just use them for meat!

Guardians: *silence*

Korg: *silence*

GOATS: *silBiTcH wHaTence*

#thor #thor love and thunder #mighty thor #thor memes #correct quotes #marvel #mcu #marvel memes #memes #thor imagine #chris hemsworth #valkyrie

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woulddieforwandamaximoff · 2 years

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TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

- Loki

#marvel #mcu #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #thor 2011 #tom hiddleston #mcu incorrect quotes #well this is correct but a tag is a tag

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winters-hysteria · 1 year

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Peggy Carter: How do you feel? Steve Rogers: Taller.

#mcu #mcu correct quotes #captain america #peggy carter

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thejakeformerlyknownasprince · 10 months

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Writing Advice #?: Don’t write out accents.

The Surface-Level Problem: It’s distracting at best, illegible at worst.

The following passage from Sons and Lovers has never made a whit of sense to me:

“I ham, Walter, my lad,’ ’e says; ‘ta’e which on ’em ter’s a mind.’ An’ so I took one, an’ thanked ’im. I didn’t like ter shake it afore ’is eyes, but ’e says, ‘Tha’d better ma’e sure it’s a good un. An’ so, yer see, I knowed it was.’”

There’s almost certainly a point to that dialogue — plot, character, theme — but I could not figure out what the words were meant to be, and gave up on the book. At a lesser extreme, most of Quincey’s lines from Dracula (“I know I ain’t good enough to regulate the fixin’s of your little shoes”) cause American readers to sputter into laughter, which isn’t ideal for a character who is supposed to be sweet and tragic. Accents-written-out draw attention to mechanical qualities of the text.

Solution #1: Use indicators outside of the quote marks to describe how a character talks. An Atlanta accent can be “drawling” and a London one “clipped”; a Princeton one can sound “stiff” and a Newark one “relaxed.” Do they exaggerate their vowels more (North America) or their consonants more (U.K., north Africa)? Do they sound happy, melodious, frustrated?

The Deeper Problem: It’s ignorant at best, and classist/racist/xenophobic at worst.

You pretty much never see authors writing out their own accents — to the person who has the accent, the words just sound like words. It’s only when the accent is somehow “other” to the author that it gets written out.

And the accents that we consider “other” and “wrong” (even if no one ever uses those words, the decision to deliberately misspell words still conveys it) are pretty much never the ones from wealthy and educated parts of the country. Instead, the accents with misspelled words and awkward inflection are those from other countries, from other social classes, from other ethnicities. If your Maine characters speak normally and your Florida characters have grammatical errors, then you have conveyed what you consider to be correct and normal speech. We know what J.K. Rowling thinks of French-accented English, because it’s dripping off of Fleur Delacour’s every line.

At the bizarre extreme, we see inappropriate application of North U.K. and South U.S.-isms to every uneducated and/or poor character ever to appear in fan fic. When wanting to get across that Steve Rogers is a simple Brooklyn boy, MCU fans have him slip into “mustn’t” and “we is.” When conveying that Robin 2.0 is raised poor in Newark, he uses “ain’t” and “y’all” and “din.” Never mind that Iron Man is from Manhattan, or that Robin 3.0 is raised wealthy in Newark; neither of them ever gets a written-out accent.

Solution #2: A little word choice can go a long way, and a little research can go even further. Listen carefully to the way people talk — on the bus, in a café, on unscripted YouTube — and write down their exact word choice. “We good” literally means the same thing as “no thank you,” but one’s a lot more formal than the other. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good synonym for “am not,” but not everyone will use it.

The Obscure Problem: It’s not even how people talk.

Look at how auto-transcription software messes up speaking styles, and it’s obvious that no one pronounces every spoken sound in every word that comes out of their mouth. Consider how Americans say “you all right?”; 99% of us actually say something like “yait?”, using tone and head tilt to convey meaning. Politicians speak very formally; friends at bars speak very informally.

An example: I’m from Baltimore, Maryland. Unless I’m speaking to an American from Texas, in which case I’m from “Baltmore, Marlind.” Unless I’m speaking to an American from Pennsylvania, in which case I’m from “Balmore, Marlin.” If I’m speaking to a fellow Marylander, I’m of course from “Bamor.” (If I’m speaking to a non-American, I’m of course from “Washington D.C.”) Trying to capture every phoneme of change from moment to moment and setting to setting would be ridiculous; better just to say I inflect more when talking to people from outside my region.

When you write out an accent, you insert yourself, the writer, as an implied listener. You inflict your value judgments and your linguistic ear on the reader, and you take away from the story.

Solution #3: When in doubt, just write the dialogue how you would talk.

#writing #writing advice #accents #fan fiction #classism #language #u.s.-centric af because I've only lived so many places

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lizthewriter · 3 months

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pretty isn't pretty / peter parker

PAIRING mcu!college!peter parker x insecure!fem!reader

SUMMARY you feel insecure about your apperance, but peter let's you know he thinks the world of you. (blurb).

TAGS mcu!college!peter parker x insecure!fem!reader, hurt/comfort, fluff, angst, peter parker is a good bf

QUOTE "i could change up my body and change up my face, / i could try every lipstick in every shade, / but i'd always feel the same, / 'cause pretty isn't pretty enough anyway," - pretty isn't pretty by olivia rodrigo

WORD COUNT 600

WRITTEN 12.30.2023

you stared into the bathroom mirror in peter's microscopically sized apartment. every little blemish was picked apart, every little imperfection taken notice of. you raise a hand to your cheek, a dull expression haunting your eyes. is this what people saw everyday? is this the person they waved hi to in the halls, the person they interacted with in lab? is this the sight people were subjected to?

"- and i was thinking maybe we could grab a bite to eat while we're out anyways, my tr- whoa, what's wrong?"

your beautiful, kind, lovely boyfriend leaned into the bathroom, watching you with concern. peter was perfect in every way imaginable. he had a handsome, adorable face, clear skin, amazing build, and a good height. he was intelligent, witty, sweet. how could he ever want to be with someone like you?

"nothing," you responded weakly, tfying to muster a convincing smile. "thai again? you'll have to give me some time to get ready -"

"hey, no! we don't do that," peter said, giving you a look that was half-reprimanding and half-concerned. honestly, did you even deserve him? "we don't close up on each other, right? that was a deal we made. talk to me, babe, please." he had grabbed your hands in his, looking at you with those warm puppy eyes you couldn't deny.

no longer could you meet his eyes. you drew your hands away, rubbing at the back of your neck. your eyes suddenly found their attention latched onto the new makeup you had bought recently, various differenr shades of lipsticks and such glaring back at you. "i- am i pretty?"

peter seemed flabbergasted by the question. "uh, no. i think you're very pretty, actually. like, the prettiest girl i've ever seen in my whole life and-"

you stopped him before he could continue with a gentle hand pressed to his chest. "no, peter, not do you think i'm pretty. am i pretty?"

the sadness in your eyes gave him more cause for concern. with your head directed towards the floor, he had to take a knee to look up at you, to force you to look at him. "hey. hey. where is this coming from, huh? is someone saying stuff to you? someone online, or?"

"i don't know," you whispered. it felt uncomfortable in your own skin. you never felt good enough. you never felt smart enough, or strong enough, or pretty enough. especially pretty enough. "i guess . . . everywhere. online and in movies and on social media. in real life even. there are so many other girls out there - prettier, skinnier, better. i'll never measure up to them."

"hey," peter whispered softly, a smile dainting his face as he gingerly held your chin between his thumb and forefinger. "you can't compare yourself to other people, okay? beauty is subjective. in other cultures, things that might be considered beautiful could be considered unattractive to us. and maybe that's not what you want to hear. if you want to hear me tell you that i think you're beautiful, then i will, because you are beautiful, no matter what everyone else says. like in a oh-my-god-is-that-her-jaw-dropping-i-want-to-get-down-on-one-knee-and-propose way. seriously, i cannot believe my luck, like how could i have gotten - mmph!"

he let out a muffled groan of shock into your mouth as you pressed a firm kiss to his lips. when you pulled away, you rolled your eyes, grinning from ear to ear. "peter benjamin parker, you're incredibly kind, you know that?"

"correction, i'm incredibly right."

#peter parker x reader #peter parker x you #spiderman x reader #spiderman x you #marvel #my writing #fanfiction #my fanfiction #my fic #writing #fanfic #— [ glizzy posts ☆ ]

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