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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Thor: Did you have to stab him?

Loki: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Thor: What did he say?

Loki: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Thor:

Bruce:

Valkyrie, nodding: That’s fair.

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daphneyoumustmakehaste · 2 months

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Ron: my toxic trait is not doing things if I don’t want to do them

Ron: I am suffering academically

#harry potter #ron weasley #he’s so me it’s insane #incorrect quotes #that boy would rather hunt horcruxed again than submit a whole essay without help from hermione/doing it last minute #hermione granger #canon actually #fanon? who is that #this is actually a correct quote

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shivering-isles-cryptid · 1 year

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Astrid: I live for the Dark Brotherhood, it is my family, and I will protect it with my life.

Also Astrid: Hey, Penitus Oculotus Commander who’s son I ordered the death of, I want you to kill this “family” member who annoys me, also here’s the top secret passcode to our sanctuary where every single member of the Skyrim Dark Brotherhood lives, but you can’t tell anyone cuz it’s too secret. Thanks bestie.

#skyrim #elder scrolls Skyrim #the elder scrolls #tes #dark brotherhood #Astrid #incorrect quotes #this is actually a correct quote #basically the entire quest line #I hate her so much #vel talks

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recovened · 7 months

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incorrect wrights quotes ft. @inrovina

#this is actually a correct quote #taylorxeno tbt.#inrovina

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dawnthefox24 · 3 months

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Vincent: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Rody: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Vincent: *feels his face heat up*I— Vincent: *looks away from Rody clearing his throat a bit*I don’t know the correct answer to that question, and please don't ever say that again Rody...

#dead plate #dead plate game #dead plate vincent #dead plate rody #vincent charbonneau #rody lamoree #rody x vincent #you know this happened #this happened once #incorrect quotes #actually this is very correct

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boomtowngirl · 1 year

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Ever since I saw this post by @tattycoram I couldn’t stop laughing and I knew I wouldn’t rest until I drew it 🥲

So here’s my take at how I think this conversation went:

I’d like to thank @firstofficerwiggles for hyping me up to post this S2

#incorrect clone wars quotes #that I think are actually correct #the moment Wolffe saw Fox holding the caf bottles he was like #nope #star wars #the clone wars #tcw #captain rex #commander wolffe #commander cody #commander fox #star wars fanart #towny draws #terribly btw #my art

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nimrism · 1 year

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merlin: i challenge you to an arm wrestle!

arthur: oh, you're ON!

merlin:

arthur:

merlin:

arthur: you're just... holding my hand?

#merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #merlin x arthur #they're boyfriends your honor #incorrect quotes #merlin incorrect quotes #CORRECT quotes cause this actually happened one night in the tavern

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padawansuggest · 1 year

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Obi-Wan: Cody. Oh sweet sweet, good man Cody. I just don’t think we could be together.

Cody: Oh. Um. Is it because I’m a clone?

Obi-Wan: *trying not to admit that he would literally go insane and either try and steal the whole army, or kill the chancellor if he admitted to his feelings* Well. It’s… a conflict of interests.

Cody: *well versed in Kenobi speak, which is why he knows that doesn’t add up* What?

Anakin: *taking out his headphones ten feet away* He said you guys have conflicting mental illnesses.

Cody: That’s not-

Obi-Wan: No no, that fits the situation pretty well, actually.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #five minutes later they’re found making out in a closet lol #Obi’s sorry to say he’s just gonna have to steal an army and kill the chancellor #the phrase ‘conflicting mental illnesses’ came to me after I read an ao3 tag that revulsed me so much #it was ‘time travel but not fix it… time travel make it worse actually’#and I have never read something that disgusted me more #how dare you offend me the only person with correct opinions #but my first thought was ‘oh we seem to be showing signs of conflicting mental illnesses’#and to this day (like maybe three hours later if that) it’s the best phrase I’ve ever come up with

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ilivelikeimtrying · 2 months

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Ambrosius @ Todd

#nimona #ambrosius #ambrosius goldenloin #incorrect quotes #actually probably a correct quote

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Thor: No matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s in here.

Thor: *puts his hand on his chest*

Thor: Muscles.

#this is actually a correct quote #i can’t freaking wait for thor love and thunder #source: snl #thor #incorrect thor #incorrect thor quotes #thor incorrect quotes #avengers #incorrect avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #avengers incorrect quotes #marvel #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect mcu #incorrect mcu quotes #mcu incorrect quotes

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gayofthefae · 5 months

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Do you ever think about how "I have no idea what's gonna happen next, but whatever it is, I think we should work together. I think it'll be easier if we're a team."

is both so poetic and so euphemistic because that boy is not talking about solutions and battles that boy is talking about LOVE.

He wants it to come across, or at least have some plausible deniability that it's, "us not working together will just make the hell storm about to rain down harder" but really it's

"If I die tomorrow, I want you to be by my side; I won't be as scared"

They were already working together. Will forgave him and was acting normal. It was going to be "easier" and there was no obstacle for that. He just wanted to say "I love you" without saying I love you. In season 4, he's already fighting to say "I love you" to El while fighting NOT to say it to Will. Look at him, he's finding work arounds on both sides.

Something about the phrase "I have no idea what's gonna happen next"[but I want you to be there] is just so romantic. Elevated from anything. Beyond "whatever happens next will be bad let's face it together you and me against the world". It's

"I want to jump into the unknown with you"

#byler correct quotes #byler #mike wheeler #subtext #byler subtext #stranger things #byler poetry #im in that silly goofy what the fuck poetry mindset #i dont think anyone is really a poet i think we're all just possessed actually #i once wrote a poem about how i dont remember writing my poems and i dont really remember writing it #because how do people write not how they talk like their soul just vomits onto the lage #*page #WHAT IS WRITING #WHAT

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teruel-a-witch · 5 months

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one of the things i love about steve and danny is that their appreciation for each other is so genuine they subvert dismissive/no homo memes

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steve: you look pretty tonight

danny: what?

steve: i said you look pretty tonight

danny: aren't you supposed to say i look shitty?

steve: why would i say something so blatantly untrue?

danny: *flustered* it's how you are supposed to do this bit

steve: what bit?

*****

danny: you look hot i wanna kiss you

steve: let me guess, it's that bit where i ask 'what?' and you say 'if you were dead i wouldn't miss you'?

danny: what?? no, wtf, i would miss you very much if you died, i would never joke about that

steve: oh

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there's no twist, they just love each other

#mcdanno #h50 #myh50 #incorrect mcdanno #h50 incorrect quotes #but correct in spirit #their love for each other is not a bit #surprise there's no trick just genuine compliments #h50 headcanons #they really do openly appreciate each other #there's no 'you are handsome hashtag nohomo'#there's nothing but full homo and i love that #hawaii five 0 #i actually found it in my notes app and decided to post cause stand by it

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simmyfrobby · 8 months

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― “Catullus 85”, Yanyi from Dream of the Divided Field: Poems

Hockey Poetry Post 75/?

(Photo credit: Gerry Thomas, Brett Holmes, Brett Holmes, Brett Holmes, Gerry Thomas, Derek Leung, Brett Holmes, Gerry Thomas, Andy Devlin, Kevin Sousa, Brett Holmes, Gerry Thomas)

#and I can make it more complicated #<- Tkachuk thesis statement #matthew tkachuk #leon draisaitl #hockey poetry posts #calgary flames #edmonton oilers #im not actually 100% sure whether that 3rd picture is a Brett Holmes picture so feel free to correct me if im wrong #anyway #theyre hot and theyre insane and theyre in love and theyre weird about it #10/10 #where's that quote that's like #there's an intimacy in knowing that someone wants a funeral for you #yea

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dawnthefox24 · 3 months

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Vincent: I like your new pants Rody. Rody: Thanks, they were 50% off! Vincent: *tries to flirt with Rody*I’d like them better if they were 100% off~ Rody: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Vincent: *pinches the bridge of his nose* Thats’s… not what I meant. Rody: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Vincent and you're a chef. Vincent: Rody you're so stupid Rody: HUH!?

#dead plate #vincent charbonneau #rody lamoree #vincent x rody #incorrect quotes #maybe correct #actually this is very correct #dead plate game #dead plate vincent #dead plate rody #this is them #cant tell me other wise

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one-idiot-one-braincell · 2 months

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hey phighting fandom, you don't personally know me but i have something to share.