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Tfw you are Steve Mcgarrett and you've spent in the closet so long you still get nervous about your husband intimately touching you in public while in uniform.
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Danny: Steve, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Steve: *WTF face* Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
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what if steve comes back home a few months after 10x22 and dannys like “what are you doing here?” then steve realized it’s now or never and say “what no hug?” danny understands and replies “im so happy to see you right now, id give you a hug, id give you a kiss, pick a base” and then steve finally chooses the right base.
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Danny: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?!
Steve: [nudges one with his toe] Honestly, not much.
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Danny: are you blind? I'm sitting here, you animal! Why are you so clumsy?
Steve: and why are you so irritated?
Danny: I'm so irritated because someone - and I won't point fingers - said that at first we will have time just for two of us, but apparently we haven't.
Steve: It is not my fault that our case lasted so long, Danny
Danny: oh no, it is your fault. Because if you'd waited for me, our suspect wouldn't have slipped out of the back exit. And if he hadn't slipped out of the back, we would have caught him faster and we would have had more time for just two of us before the others came
Steve: Danny, we can just go to the bathroom
Danny: are you serious right now?!
Steve:
Steve: to the bedroom?
Danny: that's better. Let's go. Don't forget to close the door
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steve: the governor gave us a mandate-
danny, confused and interrupting: the governor gave us a man date?
steve, sensing an opportunity: ... yep. you can pick the restaurant.
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Steve: Okay, tell me, are we fighting or flirting? I'm quite confused.
Danny: My gun is literally pressed against your throat.
Steve: So, that doesn't answer my question.
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mcdanno + text post meme + freak4freak ad infinitum (it's okay guys, your issues complement each other)
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bonus: Chin's reaction (aka Become a cop, they said. It's a serious job with serious people, they said)
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Danny: Dammit, Steve!
Steve: What?! It wasn't me!
Danny: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Kono!
Kono: Not me, either.
Danny: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?
Chin: *whistles*
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steve: my driving might be bad but im hella good at riding.
danny: like a bicycle, you mean?
steve: yeah sure, you tell yourself that, babe. *winks*
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Well, you know I love my team. It's just sometimes I want to get in a car and run them all over.
Danny Williams, probably.
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Steve: I am not obsessed with killing Wo Fat. I am rationally concerned with his mere existence and would like to rectify the matter.
Danny: Okay so you're telling me that the other night when you pounced on that man at the bar who so happened to look a smidge like Wo Fat it was because you-
Steve: He wasn't going to tip Danny. I. Am. Not. Obsessed with Wo Fat. I am calm and rationally-
Danny: Concerned yeah...*Danny stares for a moment then chuckles and #Hands* Look at you sitting all the way up there on your high horse of lies.
Steve: *Not even listening then runs off* Wo Fat Danny!
Danny: He's like a dog going after a squirrel, Steven that's a woman! *Whistles* Heel Cugo!
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*in the middle of the night*
Steve: Danny, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Danny: ...
Danny: no
Steve: and if I was a dolphin?
Danny: ...
Steve: or a gorilla?
Danny: you are one. Let me sleep.
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