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whispering-about-loki · 6 months

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Loki: So what's for dinner?

Mobius: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Loki: ...

Loki: Is it soup?

Mobius: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Loki: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Mobius: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Loki: STOP!

*one hour later*

Loki: It's fucking tacos?!

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marvelsincorrectquotes · 6 months

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Loki, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Mobius, softly: You and me.

Loki, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...

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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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1luna1lovegood1 · 5 months

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Mobuis: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't

expecting this...

Loki : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Mobuis: Holy shit-

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Thor: Did you have to stab him?

Loki: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Thor: What did he say?

Loki: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Thor:

Bruce:

Valkyrie, nodding: That’s fair.

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heavenlyangeliq · 1 year

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Darcy: Loki doesn’t dress to impress, he dresses to depress.

Carol: He dresses so good he inadvertently causes people to hate him.

Natasha: I-

Loki: They’re not wrong.

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elasgottoomuchfreetime · 7 months

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Loki: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Mobius: Really? Name one law

Loki: Don't kill people?

Mobius: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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yourloverfromthepast · 2 years

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Matt: You’re lying.

Loki: No I’m not

Matt: Yes, you are

Loki: Listen *chuckles* do you know who you’re talking to? I am the great Loki! The god of lies!

Matt: ...

Matt: So you do lie

Loki: ...

Loki: You’re blind

Matt: ...what are you? Twelve??

idea from @angeloffrigga thnx hun<3

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incorrectlokiserie · 7 months

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loki: [smiling and waving excitedly at sylvie]

sylvie: what an absolute fucking idiot.

sylvie: i can’t believe i’d die for them.

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whispering-about-loki · 6 months

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Loki: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Loki: *cuts piece of cake*

Brad: ...Can I have some?

Loki: Cake is for talkers.

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marvelsincorrectquotes · 6 months

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Loki, to Mobius: How's the sexiest person here?

Mobius, flipping casually through a magazine: I don't know. How are they?

Loki, flustered: I-

Sylvie, legs kicked up on a desk across the room and grinning smugly: I'm doing great, thanks!

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lovelyinspiration1463 · 6 months

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Loki S2 E5 Be Like:

Loki: People don't understand time; it's not what you think it is.

OB: Then what is it?

Loki: Complicated.

OB: Tell me.

Loki: Very complicated.

OB: I'm clever and I'm listening, and don't patronize me because people have died and I'm not happy. Tell me!

Loki: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

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sylkilovebot · 10 months

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loki text posts 1/?

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bebx · 9 months

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Loki saw his shot and decided to shoot it

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Thor: You know Loki, not every problem can be solved with a knife.

Loki: That’s why I carry many.

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heavenlyangeliq · 1 year

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Tony : I gotta go to the bathroom so bad.

Bruce : That’s, like, the third time today, man. What is going on with you?

Tony : Oh, Loki freaked out ‘cause I told him I never drink water so now he’s making me drink eight glasses a day. It’s, like, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza.

Bruce : That’s grease, Tony.

Tony: Well, it’s wet, isn’t it?

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