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daydreamerwonderkid · 10 months
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Genuinely love the fact that regardless of which Superfam/Batfam pairing (romantic or platonic) you're looking at, it's always some variation of:
Batfam member: They're so lucky I'm the normal one.
Superfam member: Holy shit, every single one of you is fucking insane!!!!
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one-bat-day · 6 months
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Everyone always forgets that Jason has a Super too :( bizarro recognition ‼️‼️‼️ they are besties
“Red him am frightened of pretty?” 😭😭😭 bro 😭😭😭
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tsuyakiku · 5 months
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🤘🤘
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incorrectbatfam · 7 months
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Jason: *looking for someone to hang out with*
Jason, scrolling through his contacts: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle.
Jason, confused: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?
Jason, terrified: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?!
Jason: How can I only have four friends?! And one of them is Kyle!
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striveattemptfail · 8 months
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rho #56
i'm personally in love with the fact that duke is taller than tim and damian's not far behind 😂😂😂😂
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why-i-love-comics · 8 months
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Red Hood: Outlaws #56 - "Something New" (2023)
written by Patrick R. Young art by Nico Bascunan, Paula Fidelis, & Nicole Bukowska
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Bruce: everything the smog touches is our kingdom
Robin!Dick: what about that bright, sunny place over there?
Bruce: that's metropolis. you must never go there.
Robin!Dick: You can’t tell me what to do.
Years later
Clark: Everything the light touches is-
Jon, not even letting him finish: What’s that weird shadowy place?
Clark: *sighs, thinking about Batman’s upcoming rant*
Clark: That’s Gotham.
Robin!Damian: *emerges from the shadows and hisses*
Jon: I think I have a new best friend.
Clark: Just be sure to smile at Batman a lot. He likes that.
Nightwing, Black Bat, Red Robin, and Spoiler: *give the Supers a big thumbs up*
Clark, grumbling to himself: Batman never lets me call him my best friend.
Later
Bruce: And that’s why you’re the only who truly cares, and I-
Jason: Okay, first of all, eww. Stop. Secondly, I’ll be right back.
Jason, frantically dialing numbers and lighting signal fires on the manor roof: Where are you, Biz, I need you. Batman’s experiencing emotions.
Later-er
Batman: And that’s why we use the shadows-
Signal: Yeah, that’s not going to work for me.
Batman: Just please tell me you don’t have a best friend related in any way to Superman.
Signal: Uh, no?
Batman: Great. You’re my favorite child.
Signal: Cool.
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redjaybathood · 4 months
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Damian and Tim teaming up to absolutely demolish Jason in video games is just the kind of brotherly bonding I’d like more of from them.
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dc-polls-not-the-og · 20 days
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one-bat-day · 5 months
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STOP IT Jason was the most beautiful thing bizarro had ever seen ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️STOP IT
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eihposkcaj · 15 days
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never get tired of this side of Clark
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tsuyakiku · 5 months
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months
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Aug 16 is Jason’s birthday! What are the bats getting him?
Dick: a Discohood costume
Tim: a photo album of free blackmail
Damian: Pride and Prejudice in his calligraphy
Duke: a drive-in showing of his favorite movie
Cullen: a podcast episode about him
Stephanie: a coupon for homemade waffles
Cassandra: all the batarangs he lost
Barbara: a tour of the library's restricted section
Harper: hair dye to make his white streak whiter
Carrie: homemade funfetti brownies
Kate: a bottle of aged whiskey
Alfred: matching ties with himself
Selina: a leather jacket with more pockets
Bruce: leaving the Batmobile unattended
BONUS
Roy: a bow that fires bullets
Lian: a shirt he left at the Harpers'
Artemis: dinner at an underground restaurant
Kory: a fireworks show at midnight
Bizarro: a Sad Deathday card
Kyle: adult-sized Robin shorts
His street kids: an alleyway surprise party
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browsethestacks · 1 month
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Legion Of Doom
Art by Tom Hoskisson
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supercap2319 · 3 months
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Y/N watched as the man sitting beside him took a sip of his beer. "How long do you think you can keep me hidden before Clark or the others track you don't, Kal?"
Kal set his beer down and gave Y/N a small smile. "Do you think I actually give a fuck? Clark is stronger than everyone in the Justice League and I'm stronger than him. I'm not too worried, Y/N."
"So, why kidnap me? What's to stop me from walking out of here?" And to prove his point, Y/N got off his seat and tried to walk away, but Kal grabbed his arm and pulled him back until he was pinned between the bar and Kal's body.
"You really thought I'd let you just walk away from me?" Kal's voice was low and husky as he grinds their crotches together. To anyone looking at them, they'd seem like two lovers who had too much to drink and now were drunkenly rubbing on each other. Y/N groans as he felt Kal's grip tighten on his arm.
"This is your first warning, Y/N. Next time, I'll punish you." Kal winks and let's go of him.
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