Jason and Bruce on their Super’s shoulders in a screaming match. Bizarro and Clark awkwardly floating in midair starring at each other.
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Kara, if the Bizarros take collateral damage as a positive, I'm not going to correct them
Action Comics 336
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Genuinely love the fact that regardless of which Superfam/Batfam pairing (romantic or platonic) you're looking at, it's always some variation of:
Batfam member: They're so lucky I'm the normal one.
Superfam member: Holy shit, every single one of you is fucking insane!!!!
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Everyone always forgets that Jason has a Super too :( bizarro recognition ‼️‼️‼️ they are besties
“Red him am frightened of pretty?” 😭😭😭 bro 😭😭😭
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Jason: *looking for someone to hang out with*
Jason, scrolling through his contacts: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle.
Jason, confused: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?
Jason, terrified: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?!
Jason: How can I only have four friends?! And one of them is Kyle!
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Red Hood: Outlaws #56 - "Something New" (2023)
written by Patrick R. Young
art by Nico Bascunan, Paula Fidelis, & Nicole Bukowska
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Bruce: everything the smog touches is our kingdom
Robin!Dick: what about that bright, sunny place over there?
Bruce: that's metropolis. you must never go there.
Robin!Dick: You can’t tell me what to do.
Years later
Clark: Everything the light touches is-
Jon, not even letting him finish: What’s that weird shadowy place?
Clark: *sighs, thinking about Batman’s upcoming rant*
Clark: That’s Gotham.
Robin!Damian: *emerges from the shadows and hisses*
Jon: I think I have a new best friend.
Clark: Just be sure to smile at Batman a lot. He likes that.
Nightwing, Black Bat, Red Robin, and Spoiler: *give the Supers a big thumbs up*
Clark, grumbling to himself: Batman never lets me call him my best friend.
Later
Bruce: And that’s why you’re the only who truly cares, and I-
Jason: Okay, first of all, eww. Stop. Secondly, I’ll be right back.
Jason, frantically dialing numbers and lighting signal fires on the manor roof: Where are you, Biz, I need you. Batman’s experiencing emotions.
Later-er
Batman: And that’s why we use the shadows-
Signal: Yeah, that’s not going to work for me.
Batman: Just please tell me you don’t have a best friend related in any way to Superman.
Signal: Uh, no?
Batman: Great. You’re my favorite child.
Signal: Cool.
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Aug 16 is Jason’s birthday! What are the bats getting him?
Dick: a Discohood costume
Tim: a photo album of free blackmail
Damian: Pride and Prejudice in his calligraphy
Duke: a drive-in showing of his favorite movie
Cullen: a podcast episode about him
Stephanie: a coupon for homemade waffles
Cassandra: all the batarangs he lost
Barbara: a tour of the library's restricted section
Harper: hair dye to make his white streak whiter
Carrie: homemade funfetti brownies
Kate: a bottle of aged whiskey
Alfred: matching ties with himself
Selina: a leather jacket with more pockets
Bruce: leaving the Batmobile unattended
BONUS
Roy: a bow that fires bullets
Lian: a shirt he left at the Harpers'
Artemis: dinner at an underground restaurant
Kory: a fireworks show at midnight
Bizarro: a Sad Deathday card
Kyle: adult-sized Robin shorts
His street kids: an alleyway surprise party
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