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thetangycheesemanwithaplan · 2 months

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911 + Text Posts pt117/?

#911 #911 abc #911+text posts #eddie diaz #also gunna tag as #911 incorrect quotes #incorrect thoughts

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xbalayage · 6 months

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Okay okay, I still have a theory that Azel is Emidio. And it's probably completely wrong. I'm going to live in my delusions that Emidio, after the allegations he put on Silvio, suddenly disappeared and we don't really hear much more about him. He's a prince, you'd think we'd hear or know more. I think he ran and betrayed his country, leaving to another, Tanzanite, which is known for divinations and illusions, a country that's very religious and follows the word of their God. What if, Emidio killed the original prince of Tanzanite and took his place, stating it was in God's will to do so, changed his name, changed how he looks and is now running the country with revenge in mind.

Hella spitballing, probably completely wrong. But I see similarities.

#ikepri emidio #ikepri azel #ikepri tanzanite #ikepri #ikemen prince #why tell us about emidio and not branch off on him he's a prince i think they have something cooked up for him and these are my (probably)#incorrect thoughts

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mortmagnifique · 1 year

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A—“Whoever invented the knock knock joke should receive an award.”

D—“Like what?”

A—“I don't know, Maybe the no bell Prize?.”

D—“.....”

D—“That was actually pretty good one.”

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reineydraws · 6 months

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this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #opla fanart #opla #zosan #one piece fanart #one piece live action #vinsmoke sanji #sanzo #comic #op comic #incorrect one piece quotes #did yall notice mackenyu has slight dimples. i cant stop noticing them now. 🥲💖#and taz skylar's smile... ah. 🥰🥰#anyways i saw this post and thought it was perf for opla bc zoro was like 'why are we bringing the waiter' lol #and i wanted to draw mackenyu's zoro a little bit bc he is so!! pretty!!!!!

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july-19th-club · 1 year

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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out #i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity #but me i like to chill out.#and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed #at the thought that others might want to see me working #if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do #catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries #for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day?#or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk #not in the slightest #but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior #that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation #this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age #and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative

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girl-intrigued · 6 months

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You are the fanfic that you want to see in the world.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect thoughts #sorry Gandhiji #😭😭#writing this to motivate me to write my first fic #don't hate me desis #mine

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theaceofarrows · 19 days

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Welcome to the family

[Dick on the phone with Wally, while walking up the manors driveway]

Dick: I still can't believe that he got another kid! I'm gone for a few weeks, and suddenly, he gets empty nest syndrome, unbelievable

Wally: Yeah, definitely didn't see that one coming. So, have you met the kid yet?

Dick: [groans] I'm about to, not that I'm overly thrilled about this

Wally: I get it, dude. Just make sure not to take it out on the kid too much

Dick: Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to be a complete jerk. After all this mess isn't the kids fault

Dick: Ugh, I just hope this kid doesn't act like Bruce hung the starts or something-

Dick: [opens the front door]

Jason: -you really like the Frankenstein movie more than the book?! B, how STUPID can you be?!

Wally: [still on the other end of the line] What was that?

Dick: ...I'm gonna have to call you back, Wally

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[Later]

Dick: [holding back laughter] And then, after he threw the tire iron he said- he said "Try and catch me you big boob!"

Wally: No way! He did not say that to Batman!

Dick: HE DID!

[hysterically laughing]

#dick grayson #wally west #jason todd #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #batbros #batboys #batfamily #batfam #robin jason todd #this is cannon now #i thought about turning this into a fic but i don't have the energy #if anyone else wants to fine with me

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yjcorefourenjoyer · 4 months

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Jason: *sees Tim come into the kitchen with a different coffee cup then he left with*

Jason: “dude, how many do you have?”

Tim: “huh?”

Jason: “coffee cups. every time I see you, you have a different one I’ve seen like 14 just today.”

Tim: “well actually I’ve had 23”

Jason: “why do you have so many!? Are you Losing them!? Do they just break or something!?”

*Tim who has been purposely breaking his favorite cups when he feels angry to show himself that when he’s mad things he love disappears*

“Uh……..”

#Tim drake #jason todd #unhinged tim drake #incorrect red robin quotes #robin #dc comics #this was sitting in my drafts #thought I’d share #red robin #chaotic tim drake #batman #batfamily #batfam #red hood #everyone note that this is his 23 cup #that means he gets mad easily #that means he is CONSTANTLY REMINDING HIMSELF #gotta add: pls don’t do what Tim’s doing

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number1abbasupporter · 5 months

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Sirius: i’m gay

James: that’s cool mate

James: everyone has gay thoughts though

Remus:

Peter:

Sirius:

Remus: boy do i have news for you

#i love the trope of bisexuals not realizing that not everyone has gay thoughts #it’s so funsies #this was basically inspired by the hand that feeds #my first fic i read 😍#there was a scene kinda like this but i def think it was diff #i barely remember #marauders era #marauders #james potter #sirius black #bisexual james potter #remus lupin #james & peter & remus & sirius #hp marauders #marauders fandom #incorrect marauders quotes

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cherries-and-knives · 4 months

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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

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princessdimondheart · 6 months

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Y/N: Simon?

Ghost: Yes, love?

Y/N: Can you come here for a second?

Ghost: yeah *goes to where Y/N is standing*

Y/N: sit on the couch *nudges him*

Ghost: *sits, confused* what is it?

Y/N: *places hands behind his neck and pulls his head closer* just come here

Y/N: *proceeds to shove Simon’s face into her well endowed bosom.*

Ghost: ?? Ghost: *muffled* ummm, ‘hat’s the poin’ of thiss luv?

Y/N: ssssshhhhhhh

Ghost: hah?? *tries to pull away*

Y/N: *shoves his face deeper into her boobs*

Y/N: sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Ghost: ….. *mentally: okaayyy* *gives up and relaxes*

Ghost: *tightens his arms around Y/N* *cuddles his face further in her breasts*

Ghost: *slides his hands down* *squeezes her ass with both hands* mmmmhh

Masterlist

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1-8oo-wtfbro · 1 year

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“the blue spirit? do u mean lee from the tea shop’s secret boyfriend? we see him coming in the window at the craziest times of night.”

“i wonder if his uncle knows”

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mortmagnifique · 1 year

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— “I just ended a four year relationship.”

— “I feel sorry to hear this.”

— “There is no need to worry about, it wasn't mine relationship.”

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salemsvlog · 17 days

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Maddie, joking about Buck liking guys for almost 5 seasons: for the kicks an giggles

Maddie, after Buck comes out to her:

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gomzdrawfr · 7 days

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based on @cod-dump's post roight over here

#he's skinning potatoes if anyone's confuse #why?#...idk do you not drift off in thoughts when you're removing skins from vegetables #probably not a good idea #ANYWAYS #gummmyart #doodle #prompt redraw #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #incorrect quotes

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hopeluna · 3 months

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Belphie at Diavolo's parties: this place is so fancy, I don't know which fork to kill myself with

Asmo: the fork on your right.

#this was way funnier when i thought of it in my head #obey me #obey me x reader #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #om! belphegor #om! asmodeus

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