*buck says something stupid*
Chim: you must have been dropped on your head as a child
Buck: i couldn’t have been, i wasn’t even held!
Chim:
Chim: i can’t tease you when you say things like that
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bobby: and that concludes this weeks meeting, does anyone have anything they wanna share?
buck: um, i do cap
bobby: go ahead kid, floors yours
buck, standing up: thanks bobby, so um, there's something i wanna tell you all, i'm bisexual... and i'm dating tommy kinard
chimney: WHO HAD 2024??
hen: man you couldn't've come out last year? i had 2023
ravi: i had 2025
bobby: i had 2028
eddie: buck, thank you for coming out to us, we're so proud of you
hen: yes! so proud
eddie: and thank you for making me $1000 READ THEM AND WEEP I HAD 2024!!
buck: what the fuck guys i can't believe this, i have no friends here
eddie: split the money?
buck: i have one friend here
chimney: WAIT DID YOU SAY TOMMY KINARD?!
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911 + Text Posts pt288/?
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*BUCK rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
HEN: What's going on?
EDDIE: Buck wouldn't drink water.
CHIMNEY: ...And?
EDDIE: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.
BUCK, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!
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buck: i’m bisexual
eddie: does this mean you have a crush on me?
buck: what no
eddie: *welling up* why not?
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Buck - If you had one superpower, what would it be?
Eddie - Shapeshifting.
Buck - How come?
Eddie - If someone pisses me off I can turn into their dead relative.
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Eddie: So, I see you've been spending a lot of time with Tommy lately.
Buck: It's not what it looks like! I swear!
Eddie: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Buck: No Eddie, you're the only one for me!
Eddie: Is that so?
Buck: I swear! Tommy and I are just dating! He's my boyfriend!
Eddie: So there's no best friend feelings involved?
Buck: You're my only best friend! He's the love of my life, nothing more!
Eddie: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Buck: Of course!
Tommy: What the actual fuck..?
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Eddie: Are you okay? I saw you fall.
Buck: No I didn't! I was just hugging the floor.
Eddie: You were crying
Buck: It was an emotional moment.
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Buck: hen, how do i get back at my parents for a lifetime of emotional neglect and constant negative criticism?
Hen: be the bigger person, prove those criticisms wrong with your head held high
Buck:
Buck: eddie, how do i-
Eddie: brick
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buck: hey babe can you unsleep me at five? i don't wanna nap that long
tommy: yeah sure eva- wait what did you say?
buck: unsleep me at five?
tommy: do you mean wake me up?
buck: YES THANK YOU I FORGOT THE WORD!
tommy: never change you funky lil weirdo
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911 + Text Posts pt291/?
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BUCK: I owe you one.
TOMMY: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
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Buck in 7x04: You're in his dms but I'm in his will. We are not the same, Kinard.
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Buck: I'm bi
Eddie: no shit
Buck: I'm also dating Tommy
Eddie: TOMMY'S GAY!?
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