#incorrect taylor swift quotes
Text
dick, giving the family a pep talk: everything you lose is a step you take
the family, nodding in agreement:
jason:
jason: hang on. wait a sec. did you just... quote taylor swift?
dick: ......what? no. no.
jason: no. no, you definitely did. that's taylor swift.
dick: it's not–... i didn't–
barbara: how do you know enough taylor swift to be able to quote her in your speeches?
dick, panicking: *points at jason* well how does he know enough taylor swift to be able to notice that i'm quoting taylor swift?
jason, on his way out: my lawyers will be in contact
tim, quietly: he doesn't even have a lawyer
#everyone be quiet liz is speaking#don't mind me just posting a few drafts#it's batman day you have to forgive my absence and accept this as an apology#batfamily#jason todd#dick grayson#batman#red hood#nightwing#taylor swift#batfamily incorrect quotes#tim drake#red robin#barbara gordon#oracle#batgirl
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
*Natasha and Y/N on their first date*
Y/N: So do you like Taylor Swift?
Natasha: She writes about relationships-
Y/N, shoving breadsticks into her purse: Sorry, I have to go home, have to feed my ca-
Natasha: Which shouldn't be an issue considering that plenty of other artists do the same thing without being endlessly shamed for it.
Y/N, removing breadsticks from her purse: Go on.
(I've been listening to TTPD all day...)
#source: pinterest#incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#natasha romanoff#black widow#natasha x reader#natasha x y/n#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff x you#natasha x fem!reader#natasha x you#natasha romanoff x female#natasha romanoff x fem!reader#taylor swift
631 notes
·
View notes
Text
raven’s road to getting tailor quick (taylor swift) EveRAfterS (eras) tour tickets: a mini twitter series
thankfully apple managed to ask tailor quick for one more ticket so now she, raven And dexter are going☺️and so apple is forced to thirdwheel for 3 hours. she managed to have fun tho even without darling!🥰
inspired by my post here and some of my own thoughts as a fellow swiftie who didn’t get tickets at first but now i do!!!
and here is part 1 of my fake tweets au !!
#also it’s fine if u agree with sparrow i just thought it would be funny to make raven a toxic swiftie HAHAH#ever after high#eah#eah fake tweets#ever after high fake tweets#rebelcharmings fake tweets#eah incorrect quotes#raven queen#apple white#dexter charming#darling charming#daring charming#both dexter and darling telling their older brother to die??? more likely than u think#c.a cupid#sorry i love cupid i just thought this would be funny#tailor quick#taylor swift#eras tour#eah tailor quick#dappling#eah taylor swift
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Y/n: *singing* 'Cause karma is my boyfriend...karma is a god...
Thor: *whispers to Loki* Why are you sharpening your dagger, brother?
Loki: I have to meet this new God Karma Y/n speaks of...*continues sharpening his dagger*
#no i don't write incorrect quotes#this is random#taylor swift#loki x reader#loki x reader incorrect#loki incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#thor#loki#loki x y/n#marvel#mcu incorrect quotes
359 notes
·
View notes
Text
DIRK: There's just something about becoming a god that's... inherently dehumanizing.
DIRK: Like, everyone's focused on the Ascension or becoming Greater, but not enough people focus on what is Lost of you.
DIRK: You're not a person anymore, just a personification. You're a concept, an abstraction. All neatly-defined boundaries and borders, none of the vagaries or blurring or blurring of lines or grey areas that come from being mortal.
DIRK: You can never change, now. Never grow or evolve. You are this, forever stagnant. And the thing you've been made to embody might not even be your best trait.
JAKE: Just like taylor swift.
DIRK: ...
DIRK: I want to be alone with this guy for a minute.
#source: @yffresbeard and @havinganokaytimeiguess#dirk lamenting over his stagnancy as a god post-game and jake just fucking hits him with this like a bus#dirk didnt even know jake knew who taylor swift was.#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dirk strider#jake english
257 notes
·
View notes
Text
*post lasik eye surgery*
y/n, in the kitchen with her lenses taped in her eyes: i want a snack..
nat, hums, guiding her: go on, get anything you want, detka.
y/n, found 3 pieces of banana on the counter, getting one before sniffling quietly: ...that wasn't the one i wanted.
nat, lowly chuckling: stop, you can't cry, love, that's not what you're supposed to be doing.
y/n, sniffling: i tried to get this one—the one with the stem..
nat, giggling: okay, okay, let me get it for you.
y/n: what do we do with this now? *points at the banana that you don't want, pouting*
nat, grinning as she kissed your head: i'll eat it, moya lyubov, it's mine, don't worry.
y/n, frowning: but it doesn't have a head.
nat: i hate heads... well, *smirks* aside from yours, if you know what i mean.
y/n, teary chuckles: stop making me laugh so much!
*y/n laid down in bed, eating the banana*
nat: don't fall asleep eating a banana, okay?
y/n, scoffing: i'm not asleep, my mind is alive!
nat, laughing: okay, baby.
#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff fluff#natasha romanoff x fem!reader#natasha romanoff x reader#black widow#black widow x reader#soft natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes#taylor swift inspired#taylor swift references
848 notes
·
View notes
Text
Buck: I've got the perfect song for us. Don't be mad, I just think it's funny.
Tommy: Why would I be —
Buck: *plays 'right where you left me' by Taylor Swift*
Tommy: ...I feel like I should apologize.
Buck: I think it's hilarious.
#911 show#911 on abc#is this niche#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#kinkley#firefly🔥🚁#evan buckley#tommy kinard#buck is so taylor swift-coded#inspired by tiktok#someone made a sad edit and sorry to say I just laughed
228 notes
·
View notes
Text
Kidnapper: You won’t be able to get out of this one, Addams.
Yoko: I fucking hate you for getting me into this, Wends.
Wednesday: I got this, Yoko. *opens her mouth*
Kidnapper: What the- what the fuck are you doing?
Wednesday, smiling: Backup.
Yoko, smiling: Enid?!
Wednesday nods
Yoko: Oh you’re dead motherfucker!
-In Enid’s Room-
The werewolf cannot hear Wednesday’s high pitched dog noise on the count of her blasting music and singing.
Enid, singing and dancing:
🎵 Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"🎵
#wednesday#wenclair#enid sinclair#wednesday addams#incorrect wednesday#incorrect wenclair#wednesday x enid#wenclair imagine#emma myers#taylor swift#love story#wednesday incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
828 notes
·
View notes
Text
spencer: oh my god
spencer: you broke emily
derek: what do we do??
aaron: *speechless*
emily: *crying*
penelope: i just let her listen to taylor swift
#criminal minds#spencer reid#aaron hotchner#emily prentiss#derek morgan#dr spencer reid#criminal minds incorrect quotes#cm incorrect quotes#cm#incorrect quotes#cm incorrect#taylor swift
340 notes
·
View notes
Text
Slut! ( Taylor’s version)
Warnings: so much fluff
Bucky x reader
“In a world of boys, he’s a gentleman”
“I hate men, I can’t stand them right now. I should’ve never went to the blind date Wanda set me up for, I should’ve known he was gonna be douche” I talked to myself as I was entering the compounds hall.
Not many people were present at the compound everyone was on missions and I tired of men, wanting to rant to my friends but since they weren’t present I was just talking to myself.
I plopped myself on the couch just staring at the ceiling. “I hate him, I hate men. I can’t even call him a man, he’s still a boy” I said to myself.
“Hey doll”, a raspy gorgeous familiar voice called me out of my trance.
Bucky.
I turned on my stomach on the couch and looked at him as he sat opposite to me on a chair looking as gorgeous as ever even with his bed hair.
“Were you talking to yourself just now?” I cringed.
“Well Wanda and Nat both are on a mission so, yeah I was kinda ranting to myself” I said smiling seeing his smile.
“You know, you can always rant to me” he spoke after a bit of a pause.
God, he was sooo…….
“Bucky I can’t rant to you about how much I hate men” I chuckled.
“Why not? I mean understand there are some douches in the world. My sister always talked with me about this stuff” he joked.
…..distracting with his pretty smile and that black sweaters hugging his biceps just enough to stop my breaths.
“Really? Are you sure?” I questioned.
“Yes doll” he assured.
“Okayyyy. Um so Wanda set me up on a blind date and she was so convincing, I couldn’t say no to her. So I went to the date today and he was 40 minutes LATE!!. And then I couldn’t even tell a bit about myself, I’m sure he might not even know my name. He was talking about himself the whole night, never pulled my chair, never walked me home which I’m kinda glad for but he wasn’t a idk he jus-
Wasn’t you.
“Wasn’t a gentleman?” Bucky finished my sentence and my heart couldn’t have beated more faster I thought.
“ yes” I spoke breathless a bit.
Did my heart always beat so fast near Bucky?.
“Doll, he didn’t deserve you. You deserve more than this”
You?
“Bucky, gentlemen like you don’t exist anymore” I scoffed.
In a world of boys, he’s a gentleman.
“Im sure they do you, doll. Im sure there is a gentleman for you” he reasoned.
“Maybe”
“Im sure”
“You promise?” I joked as I stood up to leave wishing he would stop me and ask to be my gentleman.
“Yes”
“Thank you” I said as I left.
He smiled, killing my heart.
“Got love struck, went straight to my head”
“I told you sam, don’t take that cup” I heard Bucky’s voice while I entered the kitchen rubbing my eyes from woken up so early.
“God! Fine!” Sam semi shouted frustrated.
I winced.
“Why are you guys yelling at 8 in the morning???” I said
“Sorry doll” Bucky looked away a bit like he didn’t want me here.
“It’s all his fault” Sam argued.
I looked at Sam, a bit confused.
“For some reason he’s not letting me have this cup for coffee yet he’s not using it too” he complained and Bucky winced.
I was still confused and a bit hurt seeing Bucky ignore me.
“What cup??” I questioned.
��This red one” he showed me.
I couldn’t be more surprised to see my own new cup I brought the other day.
Bucky was not letting him drink in that cup cause it’s mine? Does he even know? Or is he just messing with Sam?
My head felt a bit fuzzy.
“Um that’s my cup” I confirmed trying not to smile but I knew the blush was creeping up in my cheeks.
A realisation dawned on sam’s face as he spoke “Oh it is…..”
He started chuckling
“We’ll enjoy your cup DOLL” he exasperated.
But I couldn’t stop looking at Bucky and never realised Sam left.
Bucky poured coffee in my cup.
He walked towards me to hand me the cup with a sheepish smile on his face.
I couldn’t breath.
“I remember you said your day always goes bad when you don’t have your cup sooo..” he handed me the coffee.
Oh god.
“Enjoy your coffee doll” he whispered in my ear.
And I, got love struck, went straight to my head.
Got love sick all over my bed.
“My head hurts” I stated as I layed on my bed.
Wanda and Nat laying besides me. It was the peak of girls night and I couldn’t stop thinking about Bucky, it was making my head hurt and the alcohol in my system didn’t help.
“I like him so much, I feel sick” I said.
I told them everything that happened between me and Bucky and how I was starting to catch feelings.
“Tell him then” nat said and Wanda hummed in agreement.
“I can’t, he sees my as a friend. He won’t like me back”
No one responded.
I looked at them and they had fallen asleep.
I kept thinking about him.
And just like that, the more I thought about him…
I got love sick all over my bed.
I never slept that night.
“Love to think you’ll never forget. We’ll pay the price I guess”
“Tony! Why is tonight’s party a Date party??? Why is a date compulsory?” I complained.
“Let me guess, you don’t have one?” He said smugly.
Yes.
“No, I do” I lied.
“Then bring him”
That asshole.
I left.
Did Bucky have a date? Was he going? Will he ask why I didn’t come? Will he even remember?
I- love to think he’ll never forget.
I didn’t see him coming when I bumped into him.
“Hey doll” he smiled.
I looked up. Swallowing the words on tongue.
“Hey” I said as I backed up a bit for my own sanity.
“You going to the party tonight?”
He asked and my heart jumped.
“No, not really. I don’t have a date”
“Really?”
“Um yeah” I said embarrassed.
“Come with me then” I looked at him wide eyed suprised, my throat dry.
“What?”
“Come with me doll” he repeated smiling.
“Um didn’t tony say “no teammates as dates” in the invitation?” I asked breathless.
“We’ll pay the price, I guess” he shrugged.
“I’ll get ready then” I smiled like I had never ever felt happiness before.
“Me too, gotta get ready for my lady” he kissed my cheek and left.
I was frozen on spot. But I ran to my room as soon as I was out of my trance. Giggling like a school girl.
“But if I’m all dressed up, they might as well be looking at us. And if they call me a slut, You know it might be worth it for once.
I was scared. Was I dressed to slutty? Is this too much? What if Bucky doesn’t like?
That’s all I thought while I walked to his room in a black dress I thought looked too slutty.
The dress is was gorgeous but something got into my head.
I knocked on his door. What if he thinks I’m a slut? What if he thinks I’m stupid to ask hi-
He opened the door. In all his glory wearing a white shirt tucked in black pants, with his hair slick back and I forgot everything.
“Hey, gorgeous” he said.
I couldn’t comprehend that HE called me gorgeous.
“Hey” I say sheepishly looking up at him.
“You look breathtaking” he complimented making me breathless again.
“You think so?” I questioned.
“Doll, I have never seen someone as gorgeous and beautiful as you” he confessed.
I couldn’t believe him.
“Bucky, you’ve seen so many woman in you life, don’t lie”
“That’s right I have, so shouldn’t it speak volumes when I say you are the most gorgeous and beautiful woman I’ve ever seen?” He tucked my chin upwards making me look at him.
I got so lost in his eyes.
“What if people look at us weird?” I asked.
“If you’re all dressed up, they might as well be looking at us” he smiled looking at me, still so close as ever.
I couldn’t help but smile looking at him.
“What if people think the dress is too slutty? What if they call me a slut ?” I questioned again.
“Then we won’t leave until I punch them in the face, and who cares about people. I don’t think the dress is slutty, You look perfect” he replied and reassured me again.
He’s right. Why would I care about others with him by my side. Who cares right?
Right.
“Let’s go doll” he took his blazer.
“I’m ready for our date” he stated smiling as he took my hand in his and gave me a reassuring squeeze.
“Bucky” I stoped at the door.
“Yes?”
“I want to tell you, I really enjoyed tonight incase I forget later, And if they call me a slut, you know it might be worth it for once” I told him smiling my biggest.
He kissed me, on the lips this time.
“But I’ll still punch anyone in face who does” he said as he held my flushed smiley face against his breathless smiley face.
#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes x short!reader#grumpy sunshine trope#incorrect bucky quotes#tfatws!bucky#bucky fic#bucky x y/n#bucky x you#bucky barnes#bucky fanfic#1989 taylor's version#taylor swift
438 notes
·
View notes
Text
Yelena, tired of hearing your stories about Nat: What now?
You: ...
Yelena: I know you have something to tell, go on.
You: SHE'S A SWIFTIE!!! SHE LIKES TAYLOR SWIFT!! SHE STREAMS HER NEW ALBUM!! SHE'S THE BEST SWIFTIE I'LL EVER KNOW!!
Yelena: *shaking his head*
Yelena, raising her eyebrows: I listen to Taylor Swift, too, but you don't talk about me like my sister?
You: Hmm, no. She's different.
Nat, behind you: I bought two tickets for the eras tour do you want to go with me?
You: *It's happening oh my god, what do I say?*
Yelena: She wants it, she's been talking about you the whole day.
You: Yelena!
WYD HERE?? GO STREAM TTPD BESTIE!!
#natasha romanoff#black widow#natasha x reader#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff x you#natasha x y/n#natasha romanoff x fem!reader#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes#black widow x reader#black widow x y/n#marvel#taylor swift#taylornation#swifties#the tortured poets department
241 notes
·
View notes
Text
Wylan: Is Kaz… singing..?
Jesper: He mumbles Taylor Swift lyrics when he thinks no one is listening.
Nina: It’s been Come Back Be Here ever since the Wraith left the harbor.
Wylan: …but that was five months ago..
Jesper and Nina sighing: Yep.
#they’re all whispering rn#can’t risk angering the bastard who always has a knife up his sleeve and is missing Inej#but anyways I think I’m funny#and I’m back in my Taylor Swift obsession era#Kaz Brekker is 100% a swiftie#six of crows#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#nina zenik#incorrect quotes#shadow and bone#grishaverse#crooked kingdom#kazscrows#soc#taylor swift
815 notes
·
View notes
Text
(The Daggers have to partner up and fill out forms about each other, to show they're developing bonds with their wingmen. Hangman and Rooster get partnered up together)
Rooster: This is unbelievable...
Hangman: Hey, you could've told Maverick that we've already...bonded enough.
Rooster: That was a long time ago.
Hangman: Then why're you so riled up? Hell, if anyone should be bothered by this, it should be me. But I am a professional.
Rooster(rolls his eyes): Fine, let's just get this over with.
Hangman(looking over the paper): OK...oh, here we go - "Fears and Phobias". Well, we know "Commitment"'s right at the top of that list...
Rooster: Oh for the LOVE of -
#incorrect quotes#top gun maverick#hangaroo#hangster#sereshaw#Karma is rooster's least-favourite taylor swift song :P:P:P#jake seresin#bradley bradshaw#hangman seresin#rooster bradshaw
296 notes
·
View notes
Text
ttpd as the marauders
fortnight: this is either regulus at james or remus at sirius
the tortured poets department: controversial but i’m gonna say jily.
my boy only breaks his favorite toys: remus after the prank
down bad: james potter core. i will not be taking notes
so long, london: lily evans
but daddy i love him: ANDROMEDA BLACK/TONKS (i really mean this one)
fresh out the slammer: wolfstar in prisoner of azkaban or jily after leaving a toxic friendship?
florida!!!: mary macdonald
guilty as sin?: i’m gonna say lily at james but i could also see sirius at remus
who’s afraid of little old me?: sirius black
i can fix him (no really i can): yall aren’t gonna like this one but james at regulus
loml: wolfstar
i can do it with a broken heart: lily evans!
the smallest man who ever lived: lily evans prt 2!
the alchemy: dorlene!! dorlene quidditch rivals!!
clara bow: honestly… this is kinda how i think lily would feel about current regulus and jegulus. i’m open to other interpretations tho
#marauders#marauders era#sirius black#james potter#the marauders#remus lupin#harry potter#wolfstar#jily#jegulus#the marauders era#mwpp era#taylor swift#ttpd#tsptsd#the tortured poets department#marauders headcanon#dead gay wizards#marauders incorrect quotes#lily evans#young marauders#atyd#dead gay wizards from the 70s#hp marauders#mwpp#incorrect marauders quotes#atyd fandom#the marauders fandom#marauders fandom#tortured poets
121 notes
·
View notes
Text
Lady Deadpool lands before Y/N…
Lady DP: hey hot stuff
Y/N keeps his claws drawn…
Lady DP: that wasn’t the hard thing I wanted you to point at me (winks)
Y/N: sorry. I’m hunting Mister Sinister
Lady DP: no sh-t! Me too! Wanna kill him and make out in his throne room?
Y/N: yeah sure
Lady DP: yay!
Fan Cast: Taylor Swift as Lady Deadpool
Gwenpool: oh sweet another Pool variant!
A/N: no! No!
Spideypool: oh come on, it’ll be fun, roomie!!
A/N: why? just why?
For @konstantin609
#marvel#marvel imagine#marvel fluff#mcu#mcu imagine#mcu fandom#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#deadpool#lady deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#xmen fanfic#xmen fluff#xmen incorrect quotes#xmen#taylor swift#deadpool x reader#gwenpool#spideypool#spiderpool
86 notes
·
View notes
Text
Red white and Royal blue text posts part 2
Fanfics written by me with this vibe; "no one will ever hurt you again", "how could i?" And "you deserve the same love you give to others" by ARandomDutchgirl on ao3
#alex and henry#prince henry of wales#alex x henry#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#alex claremont diaz#taylor swift#taylor swift lyrics#red white and royal blue movie#red white and royal blue#rwrb movie#rwrb trailer#rwrbedit#rwrb fanfiction#rwrb incorrect quotes#rwrb fanart#rwrb fic#Rwrb
371 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
