Spencer - Hotch, how do i get back at my dad for a lifetime of emotional neglect and constant negative criticism?
Hotch - Be the bigger person, prove those criticisms wrong with your head held high.
Spencer -
Spencer- Emily how do I-
Emily - Brick.
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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*
Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing.
Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen.
Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever.
Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n.
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Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Emily: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Penelope: Socks are Feetie Heaties
JJ: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Spencer: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Derek: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Hotch: *annoyed* You’re all disappointments
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part one: pre therapy appt
jj: emily, why do we have marriage counselling booked this weekend? we aren’t fighting??
emily: oh i forgot about that. it’s for me and derek
jj: derek is not your wife
emily: we thought it would be fun to see how long it’d take the therapist to work out that we’re not married, i’m a lesbian, and all the problems are fake
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pov your instagram when dating spencer reid pt 4
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(y/n) i think derek got fed up with his statistics...
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spencerreid1 This was frightening to say the least.
-> emilyprenty Maybe stop giving us daily lectures on a topic we brought up one time
-> paparossi @/emilyprenty I second that
derekm This is also me after he wins EVERY card game we play
-> (y/n) did you know there's a mathematical equation to every card game that guarantees the chances of winning 🤓☝️
-> jjareau not you too y/n..
-> spencerreid1 She's actually not wrong.
AaronHotchner I hope this isn't what you guys do when I'm not on the field with everyone
-> (y/n) 🤷♀️
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(y/n) finally convinced him to read og fairytales and watch the movies afterward
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spencerreid1 ❤️
derekm Reid definitely seems like a rapunzel guy
-> (y/n) his favorite was actually belle
-> emilyprenty @/(y/n) shocker
jjareau Now you've just gotta show him Twilight
-> (y/n) that's next 🤭
princesspennyg This is so cute!!!!!
-> (y/n) until right after the movie he started telling me all the inaccuracies were in it compared to the story
-> paparossi Dont sound too surprised
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(y/n) i might've gotten a little carried away
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emilyprenty that should've been me
-> (y/n) come over.
-> derekm @/spencerreid1 you're just gonna let this happen??
-> spencerreid1 I've come to realize there's nothing I can do.
jjareau And to think we thought he'd never get any action
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(y/n) found this gem going through my pictures, it was too good not to post
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emilprenty JUMPSCARE WARNING
-> (y/n) ⚠️
-> paparossi After the 30 something years I've worked in the FBI, this is probably the scariest thing I've seen
-> spencerreid1 :(
spencerreid1 Why does Derek look like he's going to kick you down like one of his doors?
-> (y/n) HAHAHAHAHAHAH DID YOU JUST MAKE A JOKE SPENCER REID???
-> derekm at least i don't look like sixth grader at his graduation of middle school
-> (y/n) @/derekm yeah and you look like his bully that steals his lunch money
what other things do you guys wanna see? there's a bunch of stuff i can do similar to this just lmk!!!
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*Fire alarms go off in FBI building at 7:45 am*
Hotch: alright, that’s the annual fire drill. everybody stay calm and exit the-
*Penelope RUNS out of the room*
Hotch: GARCIA?
Penelope, running down the hall: I NEED MY PLUSHIESSSS. THEY WILL SURVIVE!!!
Hotch: it’s just a drill-
Reid, fretting: HAS EVERYBODY READ MY EMERGENCY FIRE DRILL PROCEDURES???
*Emily throws herself through the glass window*
Derek: we’re on the sixth floor, how’s she gonna…?
Hotch: will everyone please calm down, it’s ONLY a-
*Reid stops, drops, and rolls around the floor*
Derek shrugs and starts doing super-spy moves (somersaults, unnecessary turns, etc.) to maneuver around the building, evading the “fire”
Hotch: i truly don’t know why i even try…… where’s Dave?
*David Rossi has yet to step inside the building this morning with the foreknowledge of the annual fire drill*
Rossi, sipping coffee, leaning against the building: i wonder how he’s doing this year.
*JJ arrives late*
JJ: hey, what’d i miss?
Rossi: annual fire drill.
JJ: ah.
JJ: ooh.
Rossi: yeah.
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Y/N, to Spencer while straddling his lap: Glasses stay on during sex.
Spencer, who was about to take his glasses off: Oh, um.. okay.
Y/N: Wait I meant that as in my glasses. I'm blind as fuck.
Spencer, slightly confused: Oh. *moves his hand to take his glasses off*
Y/N: Wait no, keep yours on too, they're super hot
Spencer, still confused and now flustered: ...
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