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91-1lover · 1 month

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My mom and mine talk, which happened last weekend.

Eddie:When I woke up and saw a goat in my living room I thought, I'm hallucinating. We had a rough shift and I was tired. Yet my coffee is too strong now, so EVAN why is the goat eating my curtain?

Buck: He's name is Goatzart

Eddie:Not what I asked

Buck: I lost control in my life

Eddie:So you bought a Goat???

Goatzart is now living on a farm with my grandparents. He's doing great

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91-1lover · 1 month

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What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;

Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?

Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.

Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.

Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go

Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*

Or situation like;

Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?

Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more

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91-1lover · 1 month

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Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

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91-1lover · 2 months

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I absolutely LOVE the fact that Bruce and Ollie HATE their best friends spouses. Oliver cannot stand Barry while Bruce Bat-Glares at Hal whenever they're in the same room. Leading up to the wedding, Ollie and Bruce who are both their buddies respective best man, are trying to convince their friend to leave.

Ollie throws Hal a bachelor party with exclusively blonde entertainment. Male and female. The bartenders are all blondes. He's hoping that Hal will find literally ANY other blonde to shack up with, as long as he doesnt have to deal with BARRY FUCKING ALLEN.

Bruce tries a different, slightly classier, slightly less legal means if breaking them up. Bribery. He approaches Hal after a League meeting and pulls him aside.

Bruce: fifty thousand right now, in your pocket, if you break up with Barry.

Hal, dumb as fuck bless his soul: Why would I break up with Barry for fifty thousand dollars?

Clark and Dinah are both annoyed at their partners for being so immature. Bruce is ready to break his no kill rule just to get Hal away from his mystery movie marathon buddy and Clark intercepts all of his plans.

Bruce: People die of food poisoning all the time, nobody would think twice.

Clark: If you kill Barry's soulmate with bad chicken, I will sic the entire Daily Planet investigative journalist team on you. No secret Bruce Wayne has ever had will be safe.

Bruce:😠

Ollie tries getting Hal to leave Barry.

Ollie: Are you sure you want to Marry BARRY of all people? He's bossy, he's a shut in, he's-

Dinah, fed the fuck up: He's smart, he's got a good career, he understands that being green lantern takes up a lot of your time, he's cute.

Hal: I know, he's so amazing 😍

Ollie, trying not to barf: 🤢

The day of the wedding they both dial it up to eleven. Bruce is in Barry's space helping him get ready but the whole time he's very supportive of the idea of leaving.

Bruce: I'm just saying, there is NOTHING wrong with not being sure, if you need more time to think, we can leave right now. I'll have Alfred drive us to the airport right now and we'll go eat our way through Europe, no questions asked.

Alfred, who is very much looking forward to this wedding: No I will not.

Jay, about to walk Barry down the aisle:😡

After they get through the wedding and have been together for a while, Bruce still kinda pushes for a break up.

Clark: Barry's birthday is coming up, what are you getting him?

Bruce, not looking up from his newspaper: a divorce attorney.

Alfred, reaching over and smacking him.

Bruce, after a long suffering sigh: and a new microscope for his lab. He's been wanting one.

Then Wally comes along and all attempts stop because Bruce and Ollie are not going to be the ones to break up a family.

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91-1lover · 3 months

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Everyone: Tim is a good Robin, who always treats Bruce with respect and awe

Tim:

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91-1lover · 3 months

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Buck *Tied up to the chair*: What now?

Eddie: I'm going to torture you

Buck: Ha! jokes on you! I'm into this

Eddie: You are loved

Buck: What?

Eddie:You are enough

Buck: Stop it?

Eddie: You are the best thing in the whole universe, and everyone in the station loves you so much and praise you-

Buck:What the hell Eddie?-

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91-1lover · 4 months

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But for real, if Jason thought that Tim is dating a drug dealer he would give him the talk about ruining his life and how he is better than that and asking for name and all that shit

Tim casually, to Stephanie: Bernard mentioned wanting to be a chef <3

Steph: love that for him.

[Later]

Dick: Tim's been looking good lately

Steph: he's probably eating better, his boyfriend likes to cook.

[Later later]

Damian: not that I care, but what's the deal with Drake's new boyfriend anyways?

Dick: Apparently they met in high school? I don't know much about him but I hear he's a cooker.

Damian: ...

[Even later]

Damian *on a mission*: you don't have to worry about father getting in the way, he hasn't even confronted Drake for dating a drug dealer.

Jason: oh word?

[The latest]

Jason: good on you for being so lax lately! I still can't believe you're letting Tim date a dealer.

Bruce: what.

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91-1lover · 4 months

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It's so much in their character

Max: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity

Lauren: Yeah so shut up and listen!

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91-1lover · 4 months

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Knowing Tim, he would solve it

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Damian: Drake, I have need of your aid. My class is being forced to do a Secret Santa and I got the class bully. What should I get him?

Tim: Make him a Where’s Waldo book but photoshop Waldo out of every picture.

Damian: …

Dick: …

Jason: …

Jason: That’s cruel, but I love it! Do that!

Dick: Tim, didn’t you give me a Where’s Waldo book last year?

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91-1lover · 4 months

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Bobby: My precious son is the most innocent person ever, he has never done anything wrong

Buck: *Hiding evidence behind his back* I didn't do anything

Bobby: I know this and I love you

Athena coming from Station: EVAN BUCKL-

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91-1lover · 6 months

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Maddie: Accident? What you tripped or something?

Buck: So I've made a mistake today. Maddie: You can sound a bit more concerned. Buck: The mistake is not important. The important thing is I am legally married now. Maddie, flabbergasted: Buck! Buck, grinning: Don't worry. Eddie made the mistake with me. Eddie, shrugs: I say it was more like a happy accident.

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91-1lover · 6 months

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*Later that day*

Chris:I know how to check if someone's evil

Eddie:What is it mijo?

Chris:If they dislike Buck, they're evil

Station 118 nodding: Sounds legit

Chris: So I found a full proof method of determining if someone is truly evil.

Buck: And that is?

Chris: If they dislike Dad, they're evil.

Buck, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that's pretty solid logic.

#911 on fox #911 #incorrect quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buck #eddie #christopher diaz #christopher diaz is a national treasure #christopher diaz buckley #bobby nash #athena grant nash #hen wilson #911 chimney #station 118

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91-1lover · 6 months

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Me to my therapist: Sometimes I feel like the wild love child of Evan Buckley and Jake Peralta

*Next session*

My therapist: I couldn't stop thinking of what you said last week. I read about these two characters, then I review our sessions notes lately and today I will ask you some questions. I think you might actually have ADHD and we will try to prove it alright?

Me:...Say what now?

#evan buckley #adhd #evan buckley adhd #jake peralta #jake and Buck have adhd #its headcanon #diagnosis #adhd diagnosis #911 show #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #adhd things #i love them #television #therapy #therapist #evan buck buckley #jacob peralta

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91-1lover · 7 months

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Imagine Damian writing Tim's resumé the same way he complimented him in this week's WFA

Timothy J. Drake-Wayne | 555-555-0719 | [email protected] | 1007 Mountain Drive, Gotham City NJ 60035

Education

Brentwood Academy (1990–1996)

Gotham High School (1996–1999)

Miscellaneous practical learning (1999–present)

Duolingo Klingon (1/1/2009 – 1/2.5/2009)

Skills

Bisexuality

Standing on leg(s)

Occasionally drinking liquids

Etc.

Experience

Stalker | self-employed (1996–2004)

Routinely snuck out of house

Photographed local vigilantes

Matched the butts

Robin | Batman Operations (2004–2007)

Prevented Batman's self-destruction

Intercepted school shooting

Wore pants

Team Leader | Young Justice (2005–present)

Managed Superboy and Impulse

Embezzled a Batmobile

Donned a mask under a mask

Red Robin | Batman Operations (2007–present)

Rescued Batman from timestream

Involuntarily donated spleen

Faked own assassination attempt

CEO | Wayne Enterprises (2007–present)

Drank a coffee

Worked with breathing humans

Signed name with a stamp

Older Brother | Wayne Family (2008–always)

Allowed younger brother to steal clothes

Gave younger brother bite of snack

Taught younger brother curse words

Helped younger brother with improv beekeeping

Provided younger brother with The Talk

Picked younger brother up from school

Showed younger brother how to photoshop

Sprayed younger brother with garden hose

Assisted younger brother with science project

Drove younger brother to petting zoo

Made younger brother at least six smoothies

Found younger brother a trash panda

Took younger brother for Batburgers

Consoled younger brother after bad day

Bought younger brother new backpack

Forgave younger brother for past

(cover letter below the cut)

Dear Hiring Manager,

Employ me.

Sincerely, Timothy

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91-1lover · 7 months

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Buck: That sounds Great! Doesn't that sound great, Eddie?

Eddie: No

Buck:I think I speak for Eddie and me when I say it sounds really great

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91-1lover · 9 months

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Bobby: Congratulations. You three have just won gold, silver and bronze in the Moron's Olympics

Buck:

Eddie:

Chimney:

Buck: ...Who won gold?

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91-1lover · 9 months

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Buck (Rolling down the car window) :What seems to be a problem Sargent?

Athena: Get the hell out of my car Evan

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