the difference between oliver and ryan is that oliver was top of his class at pr academy with perfect scores in keeping shit vague meanwhile ryan did not attend class not even once and at graduation he hopped up on stage and said THEY SHOULD KISS into the mic before running off with a diploma that's not even his
"Christopher would absolutely have something to say about that. That kid cannot shut up about you." Oh I bet. Tommy rolls up to the Diaz house expecting a chill time with Eddie and gets met with a teenager who brings Buck up in every sentence. That's usually Buck's seat. Buck never forgets to use a coaster. Oh yeah you fly helicopters cool did you know Buck saved someone from a helicopter crash? We already watched this movie with Buck. That's not what we order when Buck is here why aren't there extra crab rangoons? etc etc etc Christopher only told Buck about Tommy agreeing with his Star Wars opinions because his bullshit radar is so fine tuned that the second Tommy patronized him the tiniest bit (as most adults do talking to teenagers it's not Tommy's fault my dude is fighting for his life) he was like my father will hear about this and Buck is so jealous he has no idea Chris is complaining
imagine you're having the best two weeks of your whole life and one day your best friend, who you have been trying to get to play basketball with you for years, finally shows up. you're so happy you're literally living it up! and then he bodychecks you into the ground and stands there like 🧍♂️. you are eddie diaz.