we were robbed of gay emily prentiss in so many ways but one that hunts me the most is how we missed out on morgan and her bickering over girls
i mean CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?
them going out to bars and betting on who can get more numbers?
showing up to the BAU one morning mocking each other's moves?
one of them trying oh so hard to get a girl only for the other one to pick her up effortlessly and walk out with a shit-eating grin?
both of them on battle for the same girl only to find out she's already on a relationship and was only having fun at their expense? their faces when the girl walks off with someone else entirely and they're both rejected?
SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!!!
ffs they're already so insufferable siblings coded, this could've been so much fun!! I will never get over what we never had
jj: emily, why do we have marriage counselling booked this weekend? we aren’t fighting??
emily: oh i forgot about that. it’s for me and derek
jj: derek is not your wife
emily: we thought it would be fun to see how long it’d take the therapist to work out that we’re not married, i’m a lesbian, and all the problems are fake