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lilliejareau · 9 hours

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gunman: EVERYONE LIE DOWN!!

spencer, exhausted: yes!

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spencestiel-michelle · 12 days

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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*

Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing.

Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen.

Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever.

Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n.

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thedelusionalbitchgianna · 3 months

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*Spencer zoned out*

Derek: What are you thinking about?

Spencer: How long i'd survive if you suffocated me with a pillow.

Derek: What's wrong with you?

Spencer: Do you want a list?

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blackhillfilmss · 1 year

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Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Emily: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Penelope: Socks are Feetie Heaties

JJ: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Spencer: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Derek: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Hotch: *annoyed* You’re all disappointments

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criminalmindsfanantic · 5 months

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The Team hiding in a dark laundry room

Derek: Who else is hiding in here trying to listen to Mom and Dad’s convo?

Penelope: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

JJ: I'm in the washing machine.

Reid: I’m in the dryer.

Emily: I'm in the closet.

Penelope: We accept you Emily. <3

Emily: No I'm literally in the closet.

Penelope: Love is love. <3

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demonicbaby666 · 2 months

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Derek: How’d the doctors appointment go? Reid: Actually really well, she said I was super artistic. Derek: Kid… I think she meant- Garcia: Don’t you dare.

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just-a-torn-up-masterpiece · 9 months

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[BAU Chief Emily Prentiss walks over to your desk before taking a seat beside you with an expectant look on her face]

y/n: can i help you?

Emily: I finished all my work

y/n:

Emily, smirking: I think you know what I want

y/n, sighing: which one?

Emily, sporting a massive grin: snail

[y/n laughs while opening their drawer before pressing a sticker to emily's shirt]

y/n: snailed it

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forhappysake · 4 months

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crimimnal-mineds-part2 · 6 months

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Emily: when did you stop believing in Father Christmas?

Reid: I never believed in any fathers

Emily:

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dereksreid · 1 year

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reid: hold on! i'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

emily: what the fuck?

morgan: he's having an idea.

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91-1lover · 1 year

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Spencer: I think I need a hug...

Penelope: Good thing I'm hug shaped

*15 minutes later*

Spencer: You... You can let go now

Penelope:No, I absolutely cannot

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lilliejareau · 11 hours

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emily: communication is key but you go first

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spencestiel-michelle · 4 months

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*Fire alarms go off in FBI building at 7:45 am*

Hotch: alright, that’s the annual fire drill. everybody stay calm and exit the-

*Penelope RUNS out of the room*

Hotch: GARCIA?

Penelope, running down the hall: I NEED MY PLUSHIESSSS. THEY WILL SURVIVE!!!

Hotch: it’s just a drill-

Reid, fretting: HAS EVERYBODY READ MY EMERGENCY FIRE DRILL PROCEDURES???

*Emily throws herself through the glass window*

Derek: we’re on the sixth floor, how’s she gonna…?

Hotch: will everyone please calm down, it’s ONLY a-

*Reid stops, drops, and rolls around the floor*

Derek shrugs and starts doing super-spy moves (somersaults, unnecessary turns, etc.) to maneuver around the building, evading the “fire”

Hotch: i truly don’t know why i even try…… where’s Dave?

*David Rossi has yet to step inside the building this morning with the foreknowledge of the annual fire drill*

Rossi, sipping coffee, leaning against the building: i wonder how he’s doing this year.

*JJ arrives late*

JJ: hey, what’d i miss?

Rossi: annual fire drill.

JJ: ah.

JJ: ooh.

Rossi: yeah.

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thedelusionalbitchgianna · 4 months

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Hotch texting Emily: Come out.

Emily: Okay give me a minute...

Emily: I'm a lesbian

Hotch: To the car Emily. Come out to the car.

Emily turning to the car: I'm a lesbian

Hotch facepalming: No we're about to leave. Get in the car.

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blackhillfilmss · 1 year

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Hotch: why do I have to be the one to do this?

Penelope: because you’re the boss man!

Hotch *sighs*: 7 tickets for Barbie please

The team *except for hotch and Rossi*: YAYYYY!!

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criminalmindsfanantic · 2 months

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Emily: We need to open this locked door. Rossi, give me your credit card.

Rossi: *handing it over* Here.

Emily: *pockets it* Thanks. Derek, break down the door.

Rossi: Wha-

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