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twst-the-night-away · 2 years

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Juniper: What are you guys talking about?

Savvy: We were just talking about me not going to the Pop Music Club's performance. It just might be too hard, given the history and all that ...

Juniper: This reminds me of the time when I was coming back from the oasis, and a sudden sandstorm came up, and I had to burrow into a dune for shelter, and when I came back up I was all disoriented, and I almost didn't make it back home by morning.

Savvy: How is this like that?

Juniper: It's not like that. Because, you see, that was an actual problem, and yours is just a bunch of high school crap.

#daisy's ocs #incorrect quotes from my head #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #my ocs may be friends with a bunch of others' ocs #but they won't all be friends with each other ...#or at least not right away lmao #original quote is from friends #juniper moon #savvy laperle #this is why i know juniper and ruggie would get on like a house on fire

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just-an-enby-lemon · 1 year

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Batman: Crime is abnormaly quiet today, one more round and we should go home, chum.

Robin (Jason): A-Okay. I may even have time to read a bit before going to bed.

Batman: I'll think about it.

Robin: We could go to Bat Burguer! Di-Nightwing said they have an amazing chocolate milkshake.

Batman: I don't know, Robin...

Robin: I'm sure they have banana milkshake as well or something fruity.

Batman: Hm

Robin: I knew it!

Batman: Hm??

Robin: You are a fruit bat.

Batman: what?

Robin: I was reading a book about animals and they say that of the 1200 known species of bats only three are vampire bats. You are too normal to be a vampire bat. Also vampire bats are smaller and you are very big and vampire bats move solo and while you like to prented to be moody and lonley you have me, Agent A, Batgirl and Nightwing and that just in Gotham. So you are a fruit bat. And you love fruity things.

Batman: *smilling* I suppose.

Robin: And that means we are going to drink the milkshakes because you can't refuse fruit things!

Batman: Because I'm a fruit bat.

Robin: Yeah!!

----- [somewhere in the future] ----

Robin (Damain): I'm the son of Batman, I'll drink your blood, Hood.

Red Hood: Nah, B's totally a fruit bat and as the "blood son" that just means you like banana milkshake, sorry demon brat.

Batman: *in the background, accidentaly listens* *happy hm*

#jason todd #red hood #robin #can you tell I prefer jason as robin and feel sad dc stoled it from me?#i wanna know who he would be without the trauma and the pit #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #batfam #bruce wayne is a good dad #at least in my head he is in cannon is complicated #fluffy #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #also yes baby jay implied bruce was to mid to be a rare type of bat #it was first a reference to him not having powers but i coudn't resist a light you're too normie

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seventh-district · 11 days

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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 4 - Nuthin' but Boothill Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

#boothill #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr memes #honkai star rail memes #hsr meme #honkai star rail meme #hsr textpost #hsr boothill #boothill hsr #hsr spoilers #hsr 2.2 spoilers #hmmm... don't think it's worth tagging the others in the 9th image. this ain't about them #still unsure abt how to do the alt text for these kinda posts properly but hopefully i'm improving #anyways. don't think i've ever seen heard and typed "cowboy' so many times in one day as i have while making this good lord #i did a bit of digging around and haven't Seen any of these done yet so. here's hoping that's the case!#i'm only ~3/4 of the way through the 2.2 main quest but the need to make these compelled me to put these out Now #i can already tell u that there Will be more of these for Boothill tho bc i'm crazy abt him. probably enough to make another dedicated post #but i'm gonna wait until i'm fully caught up on the plot (and will probably spoil myself for more of his character lore after that as well)#speaking of. i'm gonna go eat mac n' cheese and stay up too late playing through the rest of the main quest #i'm loving it so far. many thoughts head full abt it all but in a good way. hoping for more Boothill moments as we approach the end #he's def not the main character here but he is to Me okay. he is to me. i'm scarfing down every crumb he drops #i'm also suffering from Aventurine withdrawals out here. Argenti mentioning him was Interesting but i need More. Where Is He.#also. was Argenti intentionally not voiced or was it a game issue?? the hell was that. threw me off so hard when i couldn't hear him speak #anyways i'm getting off topic and wasting precious gaming time so i'll be takin' my leave now

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thepastneverforgets · 1 year

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felt the need to sum up my feelings on a current fav crackship with a low rent edit.

#atsv spoilers #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #miguel x peter #do they even have a ship name yet. cause I say crackship but I'm #so serious about them as someone who spent all post itsv dreaming up divorced bi awakened peter ships. ( noah fence mj )#incorrect quotes #but don't ask me where the quote was from bc Idk. I was just obsessed with a TikTok edit of the scene for like six days #and this popped up in my head

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spark-circuit · 1 year

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everyone assumes Majima is some big scary yakuza legend but that’s because they haven’t heard him scream like a girl after getting jumpscared by his toaster at like 4 in the morning

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ignify-caligo · 1 year

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Soap & Roach: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Soap: We need an adult!

Roach: Soap, you are an adult!

Soap: We need an adultier adult! Get Ghost!

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 3 months

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Brynjolf: *sneaks into the Ragged Flagon at 2am*

Vex: *turns in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Brynjolf: I was with . . . uh . . . Delvin!

Delvin Mallory: *also turns in a swivel chair* Care to— *keeps spinning* Vex. Vex, I can’t stop the cHAIR—

#it was funny in my head #at 6:30 am #brynjolf #vex #delvin mallory #the ragged flagon #riften #thieves guild #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr #i think this is actually from something but I don't know what so we'll just link back to the post i got it from #wouldn't be the first time

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password-door-lock · 1 year

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#mystic messenger #mystic messenger incorrect quote #or is it an imagine #since the source is my own mind #this post is my magnum opus #it will only go downhill from here #rfa #this concept has been living rent free in my head for weeks

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sodamnbored · 9 months

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Jason, talking about work: Yeah, I helped him out. I dabble in pro bono on occasion.

Percy, zoning back in: Oh, tell me more, handsome. I’m also pro bono.

Frank pinching his nose, embarrassed: Percy, that’s not what that means.

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cardinalcheerio · 11 months

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How I imagine the Batboys insulting a random thug:

Dick: FLUBBERNUGET

Jason: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.

Tim: Crusty ass bitch

Damian: You are a disgrace to your ancestors, family name, city, self...etc. (goes on til thug is crying)

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wrongmha · 2 years

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Okay, so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.

Source: Texts From Last Night

#incorrect quotes #my hero academia #mha #boku no hero academia #bnha #shota aizawa #Eraser Head #nezu #source: texts from last night

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lunar-wandering · 1 year

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Demon Lady: Right, so I'm going to need your names.

Wukong, looking at MK and Macaque: do NOT tell her shit

MK: please Monkey King, I know better than-

Demon Lady, writing on her paper: Monkey King...

Wukong: Oh WONDERFUL job, MK!

Demon Lady, still writing: MK...

MK: LIKE YOU'RE ANY BETTER?

Macaque: great work guys

MK and Wukong: SHUT UP MACAQUE

#Monkie Kid #i have no idea what this is from #but i saw this incorrect quote last night (with diff characters) and immediately went ''thats the Monkey Trio''#and this has been in my head since then

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thedarkmongoose · 2 years

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the girls are fighting!

#will: i meant inside our heads #alana: no you didn't #will: lol yeah i didn't #stay away from my man #hannibal memes #hannibal crack #hannigram #hannibal x will #hannibal #hannibal lecter #alana bloom #will graham #incorrect quotes #Naka-Choko #murder husbands #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #crack #meme

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justletmeon12 · 1 month

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Why Alastor Doesn't Have a Regular Butcher Anymore

Butcher: Hey. You again, huh?

Alastor: Hey. You, again. And me. Yep. I just, uh, I came for...

Butcher I suppose you want another 'turkey.'

Alastor: Yes! That's exactly what I want. A turkey. I didn't come for anything else -

Butcher: Okay, fine! You wore me down. Dammit! Things are not going great with Tony. Haven't been going great with Tony for a long time, you know? Tony's hot, but maybe it's time for me to just settle.

Alastor: Look, uh, no. No, no. Look at me. I'm nothing. You love Tony. Stay with Tony.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel alastor #aroace alastor #aromantic asexual alastor #bob's burgers #does this make ANY sense?#no idea but it's been rattling around in my head for three weeks #so screw it #my main takeaway from episode 7 #was that alastor's just a normal-ass guy in Cannibal Town #so I could see people pulling this #and him awkwardly putting up with it

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bisexualbuckleyy · 3 months

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nick: i have an amazing memory, try naming one thing i’ve forgotten.

david: you left me in a walmart parking lot 3 days ago.

nick: nope, that was on purpose. try harder.

#i don’t actually know if walmart is a thing in the uk but this is funny so i don’t care #i haven’t been able to get this out of my head so i had to post it #if anyone knows where this quote is from lmk cause i can’t remember #heartstopper #incorrect quotes #incorrect heartstopper quotes #nick nelson #david nelson #fuck david nelson

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somany-fandoms-solittle-time · 9 months

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Ruggie: *eating clean through a bone while having lunch*

Midwestern! Yuu: "Well, Shit. Yous gotta pair'uv Chompers on ya dontcha? Now, yous better be careful with that thang or'y'll snap somebody's fanger clean off!"

Epel, listening in from another table: YES! YES!! I UNDERSTAND!!! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE ANYMORE

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