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No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.
The Last Dragonborn, after getting Miraak from Apocrypha, probably
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If we’re in trouble, just throw a Dragonborn at the problem and hope for the best.
Akatosh, often, definitely
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Hermaeus Mora: Hold your horses.
Miraak: I don't have any horses.
Hermaeus Mora: It means calm down.
Miraak: I can't. My horses are gone.
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I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough.
The Last Dragonborn, probably
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Hermaeus Mora: "Cosmic horror" this, "cosmic horror" that. What about cosmic romance? What if the otherworldly being beyond your comprehension has a crush on you?
Last Dragonborn: I am once again asking you to stop trying to take possession of my soul.
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Cicero: *speaking aloud* *writing in glitter gel* Dear Diary. I am losing my sense of humanity. Love, Cicero. X. X. X.
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Hermaeus Mora, about Miraak: He would die for me.
Last Dragonborn: Yeah, but he would live for me, so who's really winning?
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The Last Dragonborn, rolling up to High Hrothgar to negotiate peace between Ulfric Stormcloak and General Tullius during Season Unending: Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can’t I join a couple’s argument if I want to?
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Odahviing: Is this about the Dovahkiin?
Alduin: No.
Odahviing: Krosis, then I've lost interest.
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Farkas, to the new blood: You don't wanna mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.
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Booty shorts that say "abandoned by Akatosh" on the ass.
Brother Martin, during the Siege of Kvatch, probably
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Vex: I really like this whole "good guy, bad guy" thing you guys have going on.
Mercer Frey: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Brynjolf isn’t.
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Don't listen to anything Hermaeus Mora says. He's an asshole.
Miraak, to the Last Dragonborn, probably
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Little Farkas: Can we have a birthday cake?
Kodlak Whitemane: It's not your birthday.
Little Vilkas: The cake won't know.
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Always carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say, "Thank you, Lord, for this meal I'm about to have," and charge at them with the fork.
Eola, a devotee of Lord Namira, probably
#eola#namira#markarth#daedric princes#nerevar queue and star#incorrect quotes#incorrect elder scrolls#incorrect skyrim quotes#tes#the elder scrolls#skyrim#the elder scrolls v: skyrim#source: twitter
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Brynjolf: *sneaks into the Ragged Flagon at 2am*
Vex: *turns in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?
Brynjolf: I was with . . . uh . . . Delvin!
Delvin Mallory: *also turns in a swivel chair* Care to— *keeps spinning* Vex. Vex, I can’t stop the cHAIR—
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