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feykrorovaan · 8 months

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Miraak:"Ah, so the first Dragonborn meets the Last."

Kaidan:"Oh no, I'm not the Dragonborn."

Miraak:*looks at Gore, Taliesin, Inigo,and Caryalind* Which one of you is the Dragonborn?

Taliesin:*rolls eyes and picks up my tiny Breton self*

Bonus:*Auri starts biting Miraak's ankles, while Lucien starts asking exactly 102 questions about the Merethic era and dragon priests*

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 2 months

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No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.

The Last Dragonborn, after getting Miraak from Apocrypha, probably

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actual-skyrim-quotes · 3 months

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Dragonborn: They hate me because they want to be me

Lydia: Or because of the atrocities you commit

Dragonborn: You shut the fuck up

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xjunkriidx · 11 months

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Miraak: Go fuck yourself.

Y/N: Come over here and fuck me yourself, you coward.

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skyrim-forever · 9 months

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Cicero: The Night Mother gives her goofiest battles to her silliest goose

#skyrim #the elder scrolls #tes #cicero #skyrim cicero #incorrect skyrim quotes #meme #cicero is a silly goose #also she does quotes now???#tesblr

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shivering-isles-cryptid · 3 months

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Incorrect Skyrim Quotes

J’Zargo: I’m the Main Character

Brelyna: Girl, you’re the unreliable narrator

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vodrae · 6 months

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When you think about it, Alduin vs Last Dragonborn is just 2 siblings arguing, the Thu'um is litteraly a debate with some special effect

AldUwUin : DAD CREATED ME FIRST ! I GET TO EAT THE WORLD !

Dovahkiin : But I live there !

Alduin: That's who I am ! You're not even a Dovah !

Dovahkiin: NUH NUH NUH ! LAND AND WE'LL SEE WHO'S FAVOURITE ! JOOR ZAH FRUL !

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ghostfacedbat · 1 year

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LDB: It says to bake at 400 degrees for 10 minutes

Serana: What if we baked at 4,000 degrees for one minute?

Miraak: I can do that

Miraak: YOL--

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daedrabait · 1 year

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bougainvillea-and-saltwater · 5 months

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Miraak to the LDB, most likely: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't—*dramatic pause*—and I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid mask on? That's weird.

#incorrect skyrim quotes #source: riverdale #like jughead miraak brings a lot “i'm not like the other girls” energy to Tamriel #miraak #miraak x ldb

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wellthebardsdead · 1 year

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Serana: so yeah, my family is, screwed up. You? You seem like you come from nobility.

Caryalind: my father is the fascist leader of the aldmeri dominion. He killed my mother for attempting to foil his plans and for having an affair with a bosmer guard. I ran away from home to try to stop him and to help everyone he hurt…

Serana: oh I-

Inigo: my birth mother died saving me and my brother from being sacrificed. We were adopted by a lovely couple who also got killed protecting a caravan, my brother was slaughtered by 12 angry racists who wanted to pin a crime on us.

Serana: What?!

Tel: everyone forgot me. Or pretended to forget about me…

Serana: I-

Kaidan: the thalmor slaughtered my kin and I was raised by a drunkard nord who dragged me all across tambriel teaching me to survive and fight before I even learned to read. I became a drug addict and and fell in with a bad lot, the actions I did there haunt me to this day, and I spent the last year being violently tortured by the thalmor before the dragonborn saved me.

Serana: Hold on a moment I-

Bishop: I-

Serana: shut up. what is going-

Khash: I was raised by a nice Orc named Marlok, he taught me how to fight, how to hunt, how to sew on a button.

Serana: that’s sweet, is he-

Khash: he saved me the night he was killed.

Serana: ARE YOU A MAGNET FOR PEOPLE WITH TRAGIC BACK STORIES?!

Dragonborn: honestly, yeah.

Lucien: if it’s any consolation I have an excellent family life and a happy backstory.

Serana: I… well at least one of us isn’t completely traumatised.

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