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As voted by my followers: TES: V SKYRIM
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at least nerevar died surrounded by friends 
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Baurus: I just watched Jauffre get his arm stuck in a blood pressure machine.
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Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.
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If we’re in trouble, just throw a Dragonborn at the problem and hope for the best.
Akatosh, often, definitely
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Last Dragonborn: *Listening to the ground* Yes! That way!
Odahviing: The wind whispers and the leaves tell me that our hunt is near.
Serana: I have weird friends, but they're my friends and I wouldn't change them for the world.
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Ulfric Stormcloak: Torygg is my ex-king.
High King Torygg: Is this your way of telling me to expect a coup?
Ulfric:
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Hero of Kvatch: Go to Oblivion.
Mankar Camoran, tearing up: I wish I could.
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Nobody:
No One:
Absolutely Not a Single Individual:
Dagoth Ur: Today I will be choosing violence, just as I did yesterday, and will be doing tomorrow.
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Mephala: Don't stay up all night, Vile. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat Barbas.
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Sometimes your keyboard switches from English to Icelandic and uses words you don't know just because you refuse to get rid of your access to special letters like ð and þ. Sigh.
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Brynjolf: You know what I learned from my relationship with Mercer?
Vex: There’s no such thing as too mean?
Tonilia: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Delvin Mallory: Always hold a grudge?
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Martin: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.
Avarenya: It’s nice see your smile when you win.
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Martin: She was staring at my ass, right?
Baurus: Yep.
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Artanis, hugging Cicero: Not to be dramatic but I would yeet seventeen people into the sun for this rat.
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Teldryn Sero: Too much body positivity in my life.
Teldryn: Humans are disgusting. Skin is gross. We have so many holes. There is a skeleton inside.
Teldryn: Uncomfortable just seeing one of us in public.
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Erdi: Urgh, I did a load of laundry earlier.
Erdi: Now I have to deal with the consequences of my actions.
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Nixiel Veres: Being hungover is a top tier experience.
Nixiel: Like sorry I can't hangout today. I'm sick from being so fun and outgoing.
Talvas Fathryon: I am begging you to drink some water.
Nixiel: No.
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