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Even those who are supposed to be on our side, namely Stonewall UK and Mermaids, have picked up a shovel to help dig the mass grave for trans youth in the UK to be buried in
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The fact Jimmy was in Poe Party and didn't know that Edgar Allan Poe is American
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top 5 real-life dndads stories I’ll go first
1. jimmy passing out in that burger king (EDIT IT WAS A DAIRY QUEEN OOPS) after playing video games all day (I think it was world of warcraft??) bonus to this story is the fact that freddie NEVER KNEW????
2. anthony stealing the bathrobe from that hotel and later working for the guy he took it from
3. matt’s vietnam war veteran teacher’s reaction to the massive poop in the bathroom
4. all of the anthony tattoo saga. a classic
5. will waiting YEARS to get revenge on freddie for the updog joke
what are y’all’s favourites
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Thinking into subclasses for the Roman Rogues (and future class change because this are kids and Riz might not be the only one that wants to be something else). And I can't decide if Wilde would be an Arcane Trickster or a Soulblade. (Azus is a classic Thief).
I'm just thinking a lot about them. Also I decided that the system change for them is specific is because the past operates in 5e and the present in Pathfinder. It makes no sense because of the sidequest (and because they are using 5e likely just cause is easier for Lydia) but idc.
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I was born at a very young age. I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
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you know what. i'm gonna say it.
i am not surprised that the british government is sanctioning murderous fear entities. that's what they've been doing for the last several hundred years.
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Wilde, a highgly competent spy, that died once dealing with Teslas corpse is the funniest thing because he just goes: *panik uwu* and keeps running up and down fetching people.
#i don't care for tesla sry#barret is a bastard but at least he mudered the characther I care less about#now as long as ava is fine#rqg#rusty quil gaming#wilde's list of mental breakdowns were made by fireworks shuting down cabaret bar and uwu panik i love this man#like genuinely any time he loses control of his persona his base impulsive is both adorable and weird or completly self destructive or both
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An idea from my irl.
Magnus Archives fans, if you get this post to 1,500 notes I'll draw Elias Bouchard tied up.
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Ive seen people say the thing following Alice is Bonzo because of Lena’s comment and her being vague on who mr Bonzo is going to kill.
The thing is, I don’t think it is Bonzo. I think it’s [Error], because it would be really tragic if something happened to Alice because Sam’s little investigation. Whatever was in the magnus institute is now following her and that’s going to be Sam’s fault.
Red canary was stalked aswel “Sorry. I know the rules. I’m going to go put it back, okay? So you can call off the dogs. I don’t need any more anonymous DMs calling me a thief or threatening me. (quieter, more poisonous) I can dox people too, you know.”
Same for Einsamenarr “I did something dumb. I did something dumb and I think they are after me. I know that that is not the purpose behind this thread, but I need to write here in case something happens to me.” In the Arg.
Both of them end up paranoid before completely disappearing.
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literally why do people keep wanting to pretend the fucking pope is progressive he's like the king of the catholic church. they think surrogacy, abortion and suicide are on the same level of evil as genocide.
him having dinner with a trans woman once does not make the catholic church stop being one of the largest sources of religious transphobia in the fucking world oh my god. he didn't exactly stop talking about the evils of "gender theory" and wanting self determination for your body making you a bad person.
the catholic church will never be progressive it's LITERALLY the catholic church.
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honestly i don't think i will ever recover from Zolf shouting at Poseidon to not drown Sasha and to take him instead and then jumping into a raging stormy ocean
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my favorite mean lesbian (i’m aware she’s a real historical figure but have you ever considered shutting up)
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H.G started to speak, still unsure of this ghostly gathering but at the same time hopefull this time he and his ... friends (huh) would have a good time. "Hello guys, for starters I'm both sad and surprised that all of you had such tragic horrible deaths."
"Mine was actually fab." Lenore joked and H.G smilled at her.
"Most of us." he ammeded.
"Uh... Not to be rude but didn't most of us died in front of you?" George Elliot said apollogetically. She was right of course, they had mostly died at the same night they met at Poe's party but H.G was not sure if it was an observation that should've been pointed.
"The ones that didn't. " He corrected himself once more.
Except, well, Edgar send a very offended and hurt look in his direction, one very similar to the looks he sent Lenore when she pointed out that ghost ravens were even harder to find and raise than normal ravens and he should at least consider it before creating another rapiary. And as it always happened when he got an idea from a new invention H.G was suddently hit with the realization that for someone like Edgar dying a tragic and premature death was not only something he expected but something he took pride in and that having it as a surprise was actually a genuine blow to his ego.
"With the exception of Edgar's of course." He said. Poe smilled proudly. "It was very unsurprising."
Mary raised her hand and H.G was touched. He knew pretty well Shelley only did that because she had noticed his dificulty following a room with too many people.
"Ignoring the fact she shouldn't even be at this party as she helped kill us all, I would say that dying of health complications is a Brontë classic and Charlotte's death was deeply expected."
Lenore high fived her as Charlotte made an offended sound.
"Well if we're going by that" Charlotte started "Than Hemmingway's whole 'life is suferring' and drinking habits would definitivaly point to him dying tragically."
"Hey!" Ernest complained "You're right but also fuck you."
"Fine! I'm surprised at Oscar's tragic death." H.G corrected hoping it would be the last time. "He seemed very put together last time."
"Oh, well, thank you." Wilde answered with one of his charming smiles and an almost bow, always the drama queen.
Just like last time Agatha Christie had not even made her appearence yet and things where already decending into petty bickering. This would surely be an event.
#i wrote this in class like a loser#edgar allan poe's murder mystery dinner party#shipwrecked comedy#fictional versions of historical figures#poe party#shipwrecked
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Around season 3
Jon knows he's changed a lot.
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They are so important to me
Inspired by @jjcattt ‘s post about amputee Sam
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