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bitrashteddy · 1 year

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Tony: Why does Harley look furious?

Peter: Remember how Harley had his tonsils removed?

Peter: yea well he has tonsillitis, again, and can't sleep

Tony: how-

Harley: *angry whispering because he lost his voice*

Peter: I don't know but he's been angrily sick for a week now

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incorrect-assvengers · 6 months

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Peter: 11 year old me would think current me is insane

Harley: He'd be right

Harley: 11 year old me would call current me a slur

#incorrect marvel #parkner #peter parker #harley keener #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #spider man

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strangeironaf · 1 year

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*Family group chat*

Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Peter: >:0 language

Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language

Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD

America: 'the fuck word'

Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.

Harley: oh my god she censored it

Tony: Say fuck Pepp

Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.

#supreme family #extended supreme family #incorrect supreme family #incorrect quotes #ironstrange #strangeiron #iron dad #doctor dad #tony stark #stephen strange #christine palmer #pepper potts #harley keener #peter parker #america chavez

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totallyaccurateavengersquotes · 7 months

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TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 months

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Peter: are you sure this is a good idea?

Harley: trust me.

Friday: protocal 'they're about to almost blow the building up by accident again' has been activated

Peter: that can't be good

Harley: oh come one! That was one time

*sprinklers spray directly at Peter and Harley*

#it was one time #and it was a whole 4 months ago #and it was only ALMOST an explosion #luckily peter threw it out the window in time #it hit a washing line #peter parker #harley keener #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker #incorrect marvel quotes

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hearts-4buck · 4 months

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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

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ironstrange-is-the-endgame · 10 months

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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this

Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.

Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.

America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.

Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!

America: and here’s the Hufflepuff

#ironstrange #supreme family #tony stark #stephen strange #harley keener #america chavez #peter parker #incorrect quote #stephen brings his own kids into the fam #marvel #mcu #source: Facebook

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salty-ironstrange-shipper · 6 months

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Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!

#ironstrange #stephen strange #incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #peter parker #supremefamily #strangefamily #doctor dad #harley keener #source: derry girls

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obsessedwithmarvelbecausewhynot · 2 months

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[ Someone says something 15/18+ ]

Steve: The children are here.

Kate: I'm twenty-fucking-three.

Wanda: I'm russian.

Tony: Peter is from Queens.

Peter: I've got nothing to say abt that.

Harley: I'm much worse then all of you.

Wade: You're not counting me as a child anymore.

Clint: Why the hell we adopted them?

Kate: *blink blink*

Clint: Oh yeah, nevermind.

Bonus

Sam: I thought the hawk girl is like, twelve.

Bucky: How they all ended up here?

Natasha: Since when there's so many kids?

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funkylittlebidiot · 4 months

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Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!

Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.

Tony: You really love him, huh?

Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!

Peter: Most of the time more than him!

#stephen strange #tony stark #marvel #mcu #iron man #doctor strange #ironstrange #incorrect quotes #harley keener #peter parker #spider man #source: wizards of waverly place #love that this ties into canon

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bitrashteddy · 9 months

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Harley: What's your favourite flavour icie

Peter: Blue

Harley: Blue is not a flavour

Peter: Yes it is

Harley: Why is red not a flavour though

Peter: Because its not blue

Harley: Blue is not a flavour I will die on this hill

Peter: Then perish

#mcu #marvel cinematic tinderverse #peter parker #incorrect marvel quotes #adhd stuff #incorrect peter parker #incorrect harley keener quotes #fanfiction #blue #blue is a flavour #i will die on this hill #prove me wrong #prove me right #incorrect harley keener and peter parker #incorrect parkner #harley keener x peter parker #harley keener #spiderman

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emmedoesntdomath · 5 months

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peter, facedown into a pillow: I hate him

mj, reading next to him: I thought you wanted to have his children?

peter: I can be multifaceted!

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strangeironaf · 1 year

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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

America: Wasps?

Tony: Terriers?

Stephen: Tony.

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definitly-not-harley-keener · 11 days

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Peter: I want to crawl out of this meat prison and become one with the universe.

Tony: Whoa there. Wait a second.

#incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel #iron man #harley keener #mcufam #peter parker #tony stark #i can literally see his empty face in front of me #tony stark quotes

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marvel-lous-guy · 9 months

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Tony: What happened to you two!?

Harley: I dont want to talk about it

Peter: Seriously!? Tell him!

Harley: Fine. I got shot at.

Tony: YOU WHAT!?

Peter: But I was the one who got shot because I took the bullet for him

Harley: OH MY GOD! Shut up! Quit bragging about it already!

Tony: ARE YOU OKAY!?

Peter: Yeah, Harley drove me to the hospital

Harley: and he criticised my driving the entire way!

Peter: YOU ALMOST CRASHED INTO A TRACTOR!

Harley: How was I supposed to know I'd see a tractor in New York!?

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dragonstar2568 · 6 months

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(At counseling)

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Counselor: ok let’s start with tony and Steve, what are you two feeling?

Steve: I feel like tony doesn’t appreciate me.

Tony: I FEEL like you don’t care about my creations.

Counselor:.. ok, now let’s go to Peter and Harley. What are you two feeling?

Peter:(crosses arms pouting) I feel like my cervix hurts.

Harley:(smirking) I feel pride.

#incorrect quotes #this is so stupid #tony x steve #peter x harley #iron dad #parkner #steve x tony #harley x peter #harley keener #peter parker #trans peter parker

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