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funkylittlebidiot 15 hours
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HEY
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I hope my colleague knows I鈥檒l do more than just help her steal orchids for her
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funkylittlebidiot 17 hours
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ARE YOU KIDDING I TOOK THE CAR TO WORK
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funkylittlebidiot 17 hours
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I just ended up on the same bus as her i might be magic
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funkylittlebidiot 17 hours
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I hope my colleague knows I鈥檒l do more than just help her steal orchids for her
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funkylittlebidiot 17 hours
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I never love life more than when I鈥檝e consumed nothing but coffee in the last 24 hours
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funkylittlebidiot 3 days
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A fanfic idea:
Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.
He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.
And it pisses his siblings off.
Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.
And there is something fishy.
He is also Red Hood.
No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.
So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.
Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members
And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :
"Hey Dad. I can explain."
And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.
Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!
And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.
(Edit: As someone who doesn't really write (or can write good stories), I want to say, feel free to use this prompt for a fanfiction. Just please give credits to me (because I don't know if someone else had also this idea and posted it) and please inform me if you publish something (because I want to read a fanfiction like this too))
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funkylittlebidiot 3 days
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hacking shit and running lives from the comfort of his bed
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funkylittlebidiot 3 days
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tim: dad... I have a boyfriend
bruce: what? but you're supposed to get back together with stephanie
tim: what?
dick: whoa whoa whoa, I thought you were an ally
bruce: I'm not being homophobic I just need steph to marry into the family
cass: I have something to share
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The only thing you need to know about Tim becoming Robin is that he's the protagonist of a horse girl movie and Batman is the horse.
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Watching from afar
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Honestly I think it鈥檚 so funny that in the Marvel universe, when someone鈥檚 really smart, they have like eight to twelve doctorates and they finished high school at age twelve.
And then over in the DC universe it鈥檚 like. This is Tim Drake. He鈥檚 a genius. He keeps cloning his loved ones. He dropped out of highschool. Over there is Barry Allen. He can reverse engineer a spaceship in less than a minute. He is such a good chemist he鈥檚 still going to be known as the best chemist in 4,000 years. He has a bachelor鈥檚 degree.
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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one
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What Jason thinks happened with Tim becoming Robin after him.
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its too real. if your mind is beautiful enough and your posts are potent enough it's anathema to widespread appeal. and thats the way it should be.
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My biggest crime in About Him is that I made Wanda too agreeable out of fear people would get mad at her otherwise. My heart I couldn鈥檛 handle that back then
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