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*going to a festival that celebrates what has for a long time been considered sexual degeneracy by society* Oh boy I sure hope I don’t encounter anything that society views as sexually degenerate!
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Hey guys maybe before you call a trans man ‘fem-presenting’ check to see if they are actually purposefully being gnc. Because if you call me ‘fem presenting’ just because I am visibly trans and visibly have boobs I’m going to maul you.
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Because ya girl loves vintage shit/thrifting/treasure hunting dead people's things
I ID those drinking glasses Cooper and Barb were drinking out of!
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Libbey Royal Fern (circa 1958)!
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No, but I know what time it’s about to be

THE LAST DAY GUYS
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Smells like peen spear-it
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But also yes.
so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?
your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides
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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money
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Destroy super Mario on purposes
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hey white leftists
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I think it’s important to specify, Sam didn’t kill Shelob
 he fucked her UP. He wounded her worse than literally anything she’d experienced in the entire history of Middle-Earth. He hurt this bitter, vengeful, hate-filled spider so bad she crawled into a hole so deep she’d never be found and stayed there forever.
You can kill someone with a lucky shot. Samwise fucking TRAUMATIZED a demonic demigod so bad she was afraid to ever show her face again, and frankly I think that’s even MORE impressive
Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider
Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
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“You know you aren’t, like
 the king, right? I could challenge you to a duel for saying that shit and everyone would just be like ‘yeah that’s valid. Shank his ass’”
I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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equal and opposite reactions to watching saw for the first time
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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