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Peter: *distraught* Mr Stark! I'm a criminal! I'm a criminal Mr Stark!
Tony: what!?
Nat: join the club kid
Sam: You're already a wanted vigilante
Tony: Peter, what are you talking about?
Peter: I have this guys knife and I don't know how to give it back to him so I'm a thief
Tony: so some guy tried to stab you, you grabbed the knife and now you think you're a criminal?
Peter: Yes.
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Tony Stark, Probably: Adopting a super-powered Spider-kid was not on my 2016 Bingo Card... Yet here we are.
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Yeah... this became a regular thing. It was hard for his old man's heart to get used to the stresses of watching over a child. 😅
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TW: Dark humor.(But isn't my whole blog?)
✨Holiday addition✨
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Tony: Are you excited for Christmas?
Peter: Fuck yeah,
Peter: Cause if things keep going the way they are I'm hanging a lot more than Christmas ornaments.
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Tony: Hey underoos, are you prepared for a New Years' kiss?
Peter: Yeah I've got a couple things in mind.
Tony: Things-?
Peter: A train...
Tony: Oh-
Peter: A telephone pole at 90 mph...
Tony: Kid, that's kinda-
Peter: A bus...
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Peter: One more minor inconvenience and Santa won't be the only fat fuck flying off the roof this year.
Tony: Where the fuck do you come up with this stuff-
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Peter: So, how's the best hero in the world doing?
Tony: I don't know, how are you Peter?
Peter:
Peter, in tears: Oh uh I-I'm doing fine.
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Peter P.: we're gonna go play Among Us on the Connect 4 board
Tony: ...what?
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Peter, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time i got hit by a train.
Tony, coughing on his coffee: Excuse me?
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Tony: What's the greatest movie ever made?
Peter: Probably Scorsese's Goncharov
Tony: You know Scorsese? Pretty impressed kid not gonna lie
Peter: Thanks mister Stark :), have you seen it? You really should watch it, I think you'll especially like Goncharov's character development
Tony: I haven't, I'll check it out
*Later*
Tony, on his laptop: THAT LITTLE SHIT-
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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad
Peter: “Hey, dad?”
Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-
Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”
Peter:
Peter, tearing up: “Um-”
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Peter: Blood loss? It’s not lost! It’s on the ground over there!
Tony: Kid, please sit down-
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Peter: *in the communal kitchen at 3am on a Tuesday making box mac 'n' cheese with a comically large pot, a wooden spoon and draped in a large black blanket*
Tony: *enters* *long high pitched scream* What the hell are you doing!?
Peter: *makes intense eye contact* Potion.
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Tony: Listen, I know I'm not your father-
Peter: I know.
Tony:
Peter: I know you're not my father Mr. Stark.
Tony: But-
Peter: Do you know?
Tony:
Peter: Do you know you're not my father?
Tony: Yes, I know.
Peter: You don't act like someone who is not my father, Mr. Stark.
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morgan: *finds a stray cat*
morgan: can we keep it?
pepper: your dad is allergic
morgan:
morgan: dad can stay outside
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Tony: What do you want for dinner, kid?
Peter: A gun.
Tony: nO-
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Peter: according to a canon hypothesis—
Tony: science—
Peter: space is infinite and there's no proof that I'm not the center of the universe.
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peter, in the lab with tony: can you get me ice cream?
tony: your legs work get it yourself
peter: but it tastes better with the flavor of parental obligation on top :(
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