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i believe in “jason todd has that little tummy pouch that comes with a 4/6pack” supremacy like don’t get me wrong jason is pure muscle and is unnaturally fit like all the batkids but he’s massive and he’s big and he comes with that little soft belly bit when he’s not tensing. dick grayson is lean he always has been he’s doing all sorts of training and he’s THEE circus boy he’s slender and fit and has no body fat he’s got a fully defined 6 pack on a bad day not even trying cause that’s just how’s he’s built. JASON TODD HOWEVER is a man with meat on his bones. he’s got the massive arms that are squishy when he’s relaxed but fucking huge and defined when he tenses he’s got the little soft tummy pouch but again when he tenses or when he works out or even just moves/fights you can see he has a 6 pack. Jason todd gains something from having weight on him it makes him 10x more intimidating when all anyone sees is how broad and big and intimidating red hood really is just JASON TODD HAS A SLEEPER BUILD KIND OF cause it’s not really hidden cause to look at him you already know your fucked but when he acc shows how much muscle he carries on him it shocks people that type of sleeper build just omg Abhhhhhhhh
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aprillikesthings · 2 months
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“Bamboo is antifungal”
Because it’s rayon
“Eucalyptus fabric is cooling!”
Yeah, because it’s rayon
“We make clothing called seacell out of seaweed!”
Yeah I looked on your website it’s made by the lyocell process, which means-
-wait for it-
It’s fucking rayon!!
Listen. There is a list of actual plant fibers that are directly made into fabric: cotton, linen, ramie, some hemp. I’m sure I’m missing a couple.
But if you’re wondering “huh how did they turn that plant material into fabric,” 99% of the time? It’s RAYON.
All rayon is made by putting plant material in chemical soup, dissolving out everything but the cellulose, and turning the cellulose into filaments/fibers.
The source of the cellulose has zero effect on the eventual fabric.
Rayon made from bamboo or eucalyptus or seaweed is not any better than rayon from any other sources.
Don’t let companies mislead you!
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mischieviem · 5 months
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Manifesting them being insufferably handsy in season 3
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kiinggizzard · 1 month
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I keep seeing straight (and some bi???) women and men saying how unattractive Kristen Stewart’s Rolling Stone photo shoot is….. it’s not for you!!!!! It’s for the DYKES!!!!!! Reject the idea of lesbian attraction only being hand holding and braiding each others hair, embrace sweaty hairy unapologetic SEX APPEAL!!! Are you BLIND‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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wolfstrela · 2 years
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y'all know the real reason Murray HAD TO go with Joyce to rescue Hopper? no, not bc of his russian speaking abilities. because otherwise Murray would clock Ronance and Steddie so fast he'd majorly fuck up the Duffer brothers' dumb six little nuggets plan
he's done it twice already (jonancy and jopper) and you know he would happily grumpily do it twice more
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destiels-assbutt13 · 4 months
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“supernatural is about brothers!” to YOU. to me it’s about the love story between a man and an angel
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alexxncl · 10 months
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firmly believe that thirteen pours bits of solomon's candle onto mc's every once in a while bc she doesn't wanna lose them (she'll never admit to it though)
solomon knows about this and he doesn't care, he'd give up his immortality for them any day
mc is completely clueless to this and doesn't realize they're aging slower since they spend so much time in the devildom with the brothers
the brothers don't pick up on it either, they don't come into contact with humans outside of solomon on a regular basis and fail to notice
barbatos knows and won't interfere, he'd hate losing them as well, but he's never mentioned it to diavolo and plans to keep it that way
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scoobysnakz · 2 months
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thinking about munch miguel who doesn’t let you go until he’s finished.
he holds you down with one hand on your waist, thumb idly circling your clit and the other is groping your tits. it doesn’t matter how many times your protest and tell him it’s embarrassing or try and push him away he’s always coming back for more.
this man treats your cunt like the holy grail, not letting an ounce of your juices go untasted as he laps at your puffy folds. the sound of your sweet whines and needy moans is all he needs, fuck, one of his favourite things to do is make you a babbling mess of pleasure.
the only thing he loves more than making you cum on his tongue is praising you for it.
“muy bien, cariño, gonna cum for me again? Sé que puedes.” is one of his favourites, hearing you whimper so perfectly for him as he keeps teasing your leaky hole with tongue.
it drives him insane when you tell him it’s enough, that you physically can’t take anymore, only for your hips to buck up against his face when he pulls away.
he can keep you there for hours at a time, just making you cum over and over again, not caring that you’re going to be late for work or that dinner is burning. once he starts he can’t be stopped, not that you’re complaining
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Watching multiple cracks in Alastor's composure only for him to narrow his eyes and/or smile a bit wider afterwards is one of the most delightful while simultaneously horrific things put to media that I've seen in a while.
It just builds on such encroaching dread as the episodes continue, because you can see it very clearly in his eyes that he remembers shit that bothers him, and stores whatever happened to act upon for later.
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turtleofthehollow · 1 month
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You know what? I'm just gonna throw this out there
What if the reason Alastor gets along with Rosie so well is because she reminds him of his mom?
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swag696942069 · 1 year
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Some first year: wheres your scary boyfriend at?
James: probably off doing scary boyfriend things.
Regulus, in James dorm, giggling and kicking his feet as Peter tells him what James said about him while he was drunk the night before: 🤭🥰
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rad-batson · 7 months
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Batlantern Headcanons Because I Found My New Brainrot and I Cannot Contain Myself (Platonic or Romantic, You Decide <3)
Hal is the only one who gets away with calling Bruce nicknames. Oliver tried calling Bruce “Spooky” once. He still has nightmares.
Several long-winded missions combined with Hal’s couch-surfing escapades have resulted in Hal having his own official Wayne guest room.
Alfred has smacked Hal with a dish towel several times. Reasons include: trying to wash the dishes, using a mini vac that he brought from home, and spitting gum into the garbage without wrapping it in a tissue first.
Tim gave Hal all of their streaming passwords to piss Bruce off. Hal proceeded to make his own profiles because he fears nothing, so Bruce changed all of his profile names to “Parasite.” Since then, it’s turned into an all-out war of renaming Hal’s profile every time they’re using it.
Highlights so far have included Sugar Baby, Freeloader, Ring Pop, Green Abomination, Magical Girl, Noisemaker, The Better Side Piece, and This is Your Official Eviction Notice Hal. (Bruce still hasn’t changed the passwords.)
Hal: You need to let go of your fear, Bats. Let’s do a simple breathing exercise. Bruce: I am breathing. Hal: No, like calming breaths. Follow my lead, okay? In- no, not that fast. Maybe close your eyes first. In…and out-No. No. Are you having a panic attack? Do I need to call someone?
For one mission, a few other JL members had to go undercover as couples. Bruce and Hal were the spares and paired up out of necessity. To everyone’s surprise, however, they were the most convincing duo because they “bickered like an old married couple.”
Bruce: I’m growing soft, Clark. I’m weak now. Clark: You told Hal ‘Good job.’ What’s wrong with that? Bruce: It’s unprofessional! *in the other room* Hal: I think Batman just confessed his undying love to me.
They have each other’s coffee orders memorized and regularly prepare the other’s coffee for them out of habit when they’re together.
After a while, Hal stops playfully flirting with everyone and reserves it only for Bruce because he gives the best reactions.
At a ‘Thank You, Justice League’ party hosted by Bruce Wayne, Hal slips up and flirts with Bruce in his civvies, only for Brucie Wayne to flirt back without missing a beat.
Hal had to go cool down in the bathroom for a few minutes. He was not ready for that. (Bruce is so fucking smug too. He’s been waiting FOREVER to give Hal a taste of his own medicine.)
Hal, introducing Bruce to the Lantern Corp: This is my pet bat. Careful, he bites.
Bruce, introducing Hal to new JL members: This is my partner. He’s been in training for ten years.
During an important strategy meeting, Hal waves his hand around, and Bruce just sighs. “What now, Lantern?” “Your plan of attack has like four holes in it.” “Where?” Hal gestures to the areas and suggests different strategies, and suddenly Bruce is like Does anyone else think it’s hot in here?
He lies in bed that night contemplating every single life event that’s lead up to Hal Fucking Jordan turning him on with his impeccable battle strategy.
Barry: I think Batman’s mad at me. He didn’t even react when I told him about the great rescue mission from last week. Hal: What do you mean? He was smiling the whole time. Barry: His face didn’t move an inch. Hal: You didn’t notice the lip twitch?
Batman has blackmail material on every single Justice League member, but only Hal has blackmail material on Bruce and the guts to use it. (Hal knows Bruce gets pedicures for fun. And he gets little designs on his toes too.)
Arthur: So when did you and Green Lantern start….you know. Bruce: No, I do not. What did we start? Arthur: You know what?! I think I forgot to walk my fish. Bye!
*Barry sees Hal with a hickey while they’re drinking coffee* Barry, jokingly: Did Bruce give you that? Hal: Yes, actually. How’d you know? Barry, backing away frantically: Oh okay, cool! Okay okay. Cool. Cool cool cool. Okay. Bruce, entering: What’s with him? Hal: I don’t know. He doesn’t seem to like the mug you bought me, though.
The JL has a betting pool called “BatLantern FMK” where they bet on which will happen first: will they fuck, marry, or kill each other?
Only Clark, Diana, and J’onn know that one of them happened already
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takeme-totheworld · 2 months
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I will never ever as long as I live get over the sadness in Crowley's voice when he says "I understand. I think I understand a whole lot better than you do."
It's why I will never believe that Crowley walked away from this argument thinking that Aziraphale didn't love him or whatever. He knows exactly what's happening here, that Heaven did what they're best at and manipulated the fuck out of this whole situation and got their hooks back into Aziraphale. He knows.
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emo-batboy · 1 year
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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)
Part 5 (Masterlist)
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(Part 6)
Thank you @bruciemilf for, once again, being my deciding vote <3
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aratribow · 2 months
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yk ur foxian jing yuan? consider... foxian yanqing 👀
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Foxian yq will DEFINETLY not take care of his tail cause he can better use the time it takes to instead master a new sword or run drills on duty
Thankfully he has his baba who dutifully tries to groom his tail whenever he gets some time cause man, his son's tail looks pitiful
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bonesbuckleup · 1 month
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The issue with the live action taking out all the gender-based conflict in season 1 isn't that I think Sokka needs his sexist arc to be Sokka, but it's that Sokka is a deeply insecure character and one of the ways that manifests in the start is him basically playacting what he thinks a confident person looks like--eg, a manly man. In the same vein Katara being forced into a mother/caretaker role at way too young an age is integral to the best part of her character, which is being a pissed off angry force of nature who will wreck your entire day when properly motivated. By stripping those two aspects away, the characters are fundamentally different people and cannot have as in-depth or fully realized arcs as in the OG cartoon. In this essay I will
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