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rrcenic · 8 months

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in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said

a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao

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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger

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steve: is that an igloo over there??

peter: …it’s a hippie house?

tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?

steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!

tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-

peter: what’s the hippie state?

tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!

steve: what on earth are you talking abou-

tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?

steve: …

peter: …

tony: …

tony: i thought it was funny

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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said

steve: SHHHHHH!!!

natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed

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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”

steve: wHAT?!

loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!

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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die

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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay

natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian

peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness

natasha: you are gay

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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…

ned: transphobic?

peter: YES

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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!

steve: you want to eat grass?!

bucky: absolutely

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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS

harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners

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tony: i want shawarma

steve: i want to go to sleep

tony: it’s only 4 pm

steve: and?

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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…

bucky: just like captain america!

tony: aaaah, good one

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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one

peter: …

peter: are we talking about cars????

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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics

bruce: the what

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peter: please bring back the cheese man

tony: that could really mean any of us

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*at their first meet up in a while*

natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here

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bucky: i hate will ferrell

sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!

bucky: well, i liked him in barbie

sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!

bucky: true, he was awesome in that

sam: oh, he was also megamind!

bucky: yes! i loved him with that

sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?

bucky: …

sam: you just hate elf

bucky: …i just hate elf

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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction

tony: isn’t it amazing

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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*

peter: when! when the divorce!

scott: ant man’s first fight!

natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!

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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!

peter: duh??? did you just realize that???

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prkrknr · 2 years

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harley, after meeting peter: i can't tell if i like him or i want to punch him in the throat

tony:

#parkner #irondad #harley keener #tony stark #peter parker #parley #peter parker x harley keener #iron lad #spider-man #iron man #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect parkner #incorrect quotes #imagine your otp #source: ?#prkrknr

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bitrashteddy · 9 months

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Harley: What's your favourite flavour icie

Peter: Blue

Harley: Blue is not a flavour

Peter: Yes it is

Harley: Why is red not a flavour though

Peter: Because its not blue

Harley: Blue is not a flavour I will die on this hill

Peter: Then perish

#mcu #marvel cinematic tinderverse #peter parker #incorrect marvel quotes #adhd stuff #incorrect peter parker #incorrect harley keener quotes #fanfiction #blue #blue is a flavour #i will die on this hill #prove me wrong #prove me right #incorrect harley keener and peter parker #incorrect parkner #harley keener x peter parker #harley keener #spiderman

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incorrect-assvengers · 6 months

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Peter: 11 year old me would think current me is insane

Harley: He'd be right

Harley: 11 year old me would call current me a slur

#incorrect marvel #parkner #peter parker #harley keener #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #spider man

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hearts-4buck · 4 months

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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

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dragonstar2568 · 6 months

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(At counseling)

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Counselor: ok let’s start with tony and Steve, what are you two feeling?

Steve: I feel like tony doesn’t appreciate me.

Tony: I FEEL like you don’t care about my creations.

Counselor:.. ok, now let’s go to Peter and Harley. What are you two feeling?

Peter:(crosses arms pouting) I feel like my cervix hurts.

Harley:(smirking) I feel pride.

#incorrect quotes #this is so stupid #tony x steve #peter x harley #iron dad #parkner #steve x tony #harley x peter #harley keener #peter parker #trans peter parker

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emmedoesntdomath · 8 months

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harley, facedown on the table: I’m so stupid

tony, laughing at him: yes, yes you are-

peter, from across the room: no

harley:

tony:

harley, sitting up and clearing his throat: you know, I suddenly feel better. the world is such a beautiful place. I’m doing great, actually.

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ljlokijinx · 9 months

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MJ: Hey Peter, wanna play UNO?

Peter, understanding it as 'you know': MJ, I love you, but as a friend...

MJ: Uno, dos, tres you idiot, the CARD GAME!

Harley *very obviously flirting*: Wanna play you know, darling?

Peter, not about to do the same mistake twice: Oh yeah, I have a deck in my desk.

Ned: Wanna play UNO?

Peter: Ned, you're my friend-

Ned: The game you idiot!

Peter: I KNOW, BUT LAST TIME WE PLAYED YOU DIDN'T TALK WITH ME FOR A WEEK.

#avengers #avengers funny #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect scenarios #peter parker #spiderman #harley keener #parkner #parley #harley keener x peter parker #mj #michelle jones #ned leeds #spider gang

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basically-harley-keener · 9 months

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Peter, packing: Okay i have 16 shirts

Harley: it’s a four day trip…

#peter parker #harley keener #harley keener x peter parker #marvel #parkner #harley-keener-x-peter-parker #incorrect marvel quotes

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Peter: must be hard not being able to laugh

Harley: I can laugh you know

Peter: Well I've never heard you laugh

Harley: well I've never heard you say anything funny

#peter parker #harley keener #parkner #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel cinematic universe #marvel memes

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eternallyungrateful · 6 months

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Harley, walking into the lab after smoking a fatty blnt: do you ever think the trees are trying to tell us something, and we just don't know how to hear it anymore?

Peter, already done with his shit: I just want you to stop saying odd shit

#harley keener #peter parker #i heard this sound on tiktok and thought of them #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #parley #parkner #stoner harley >>#sober peter

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prkrknr · 2 years

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pepper: you're a mess, you can't survive on coffee alone.

tony, peter, and harley, having been on the lab for 53 hours straight: watch us.

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bitrashteddy · 2 years

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Harley, referring to ned and MJ: do I need to be worried about you being around two of your exes

Peter: seeing how it's not the ex we've been hooking up with you tell me

Harley: I'm doing what with your who now??

Peter: Johnny Storm

Harley: WAIT- we??

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twenty-orange-balloons · 9 months

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Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng–

Jiang Cheng: No, I am still mad at you.

Wei Wuxian: I told you it was an “accident” and I “didn’t mean” to! How was I “supposed to know” adding glitter would “break it”?

Jiang Cheng: Adding air quotes doesn’t help your “argument”.

#this is 100% taken from a incorrect parkner quote post i did a while ago #but I saw it again and immediately thought of wwx 😂#mdzs #cql #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect cql #incorrect yunmeng bros #wei wuxian #jiang cheng

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castielsfavourite · 2 years

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harley: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

peter: Only if you also don't ask why

peter: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

harley:

peter:

harley: This one is fine

#marvel #harley keener #marvel incorrect quotes #peter parker #parkner #incorrect quotes #spiderman

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incorrectdefendersquotes2 · 1 year

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Peter, introducing: Jess, Harley. Harley, Jess.

Harley, waving: Hey y’all.

Jessica, wide-eyed: What the fuck knuckles is this?

Peter: He's my boyfriend, you intolerant jerk!

Jessica: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox and Friends. I'm just surprised *anyone* would date you, especially male Applejack from My Little Pony.

Harley: I like this lady.

#Incorrect Defenders #incorrect quotes #Spider-Man #Peter Parker #Harley Keener #Jessica Jones #Parkner #source: Deadpool 2 #Defenders #Marvel #biderman

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