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lildoodlenoodle · 10 months

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Noir is 100% comfortable with the queer community. HC that he, at some point, got the tar beaten out of him and was found/stitched up by drag queens. From then on he helps out protecting performers at their speakeasy and checks in on them regularly. Maybe gotten some makeup done once or twice.

Despite this, he doesn’t know any modern terminology or norms at all, which causes the other spiders to assume the man simply doesn’t know what a gay person is.

He has repeatedly called the LGBTQ+ community the L-Hee-Bee-Gee-Bee-Ts.

#Gwen Peter and miles all die a little inside #Hobie thinks it’s fucking hilarious #noir says transsexual one time and miles soul left his body #he implies he’s ‘partaken’ one time and it takes everyone so off guard #not Hobie tho. dude knows #and when he says ‘partaken’ it’s in a very blunt and vulgar way bc he’s from the 1930s but imma leave how he says it up to ur imagination #every peter Parker is bi #biderman #spider noir #spiderman noir #peter benjamin parker #spider shitposting #spider noir conspiracies

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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months

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it has occurred to me that this was supposed to be a parkner blog. so here’s some parkner thoughts.

fun fact- harley’s a little gay boy from tennessee who grew up hearing that the devil came for kids like him who wanted to kiss the wrong person. so when harley moves to new york, he’s not immediately waving a pride flag. instead, he has a beat up leather jacket, an old car, and a smirk that could cut glass. peter is sold and practically swooning because hello, gorgeous. but he’s also like,,, harley’s from tennessee. what if he’s like, homophobic??? and not an ✨ally✨??? and then harley full on outs himself to an asshole who harasses peter on the street with an ‘I’m gay, dickface’ and just. punches him hard enough to break his nose. (peter is THIS close to proposing okay)

harley forgets everything. out of sight, out of mind. keys? gone. phone? poof. jacket? who? and peter’s memory is kind of shit, too, honestly, but karen’s memory is fucking golden (perks of being a computer) and she’ll remind peter to remind harley to grab his stuff. harley still doesn’t know peter has karen do it, so he just thinks his boyfriend’s awesome. peter’s not gonna correct him.

peter doesn’t wear nail polish that often, but when harley casually (definitely not feeling casual internally, but that’s fine) mentioned that he was considering sometimes wearing it, peter went ALL OUT. like, he added color, he added glitter, he made his nails the biggest and brightest part of his being. harley called him an idiot, but he would always grin when he saw them, so peter considered it a win.

harley likes country music. but only the country music from 70s-90s. the rest is absolute slander to him.

(yes, I wrote a whole ass fic about that, and no, I’m not sorry.)

peter can’t draw for shit. he just can’t. harley swears by stick figures. (watch the insidious part two promo with ty. you’ll get what I mean.)

peter does unironically call himself biderman. harley calls him homophobic.

harley’s defining emotion is offense and/or what he calls his ‘bitch, fucking excuse you?’ emotion, and he’s very proud of this fact.

peter’s favorite color changes pretty consistently, but he’s really attached to his blue and red, especially when they’re together.

harley’s is dark red (darker than peter’s), and gold. he will deny to his denying breath that it’s tony’s colors, because ‘why would I care about the old man? fuck off’

they aren’t allowed to have a dog, because new york (peter is so sad about this, okay), so harley just brought home a pet lizard one day. no warning. no call. peter asked zero questions and named her mrs. cheeto.

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soleilelle · 1 year

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one thing all spider people have in common is that they’re bisexual

ft. the crazy amount of bi lighting in the atsv trailer

#across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse trailer #miles morales #gwen stacy #peter parker #biderman #bi miles morales #bi lighting #yes i know this is a loose interpretation of bi lighting but also bi colors = bisexuals #i don’t make the rules

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happyunbday2u · 3 months

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I would like to talk about a line said in Spider-Man 2002 Raimiverse with Tobey Maguire

I understand that they were trying to make it so that it was like before he knew what a crush was but this makes it seem a bit ya know fruity, and I love it.

People been saying that Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man and Tom Holland's Spider-Man is bisexual to which I do like to think is true sometimes but if anything it's just a canon event

I've had three friends agree with me that this line is saying "Hey I like guys and I found out I like girls too"

Thank You For Coming To My Ted Talk

Edit: So I saw this down in the reblogs

and I had to add in that Peter fricken met MJ when he was six

So now my brain has not let me sleep thinking 'He liked Harry but thought that it was because he was his only friend and then he met MJ and got a crush on her but years later he realized he like woman and men' But honestly same-

#spiderman #spider-man #raimiverse #parksborn #tobey maguire #mj x peter #bisexual #biderman #spiderman raimi #raimi parksborn #raimi trilogy #peter parker #harry osborn #mary jane watson

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slightlydepressedmelon · 6 months

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Tony: Can I ask an inappropriate question?

Tony: Are fruit loops gay?

Peter, without hesitation: Yes. Next question.

#based on an interaction with my dad #irondad #biderman #irondad and spiderson #Peter Parker #Tony stark #my post

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mikewheelerfan2022 · 6 months

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I used to be a Peter x Felicia truther. But Spider-Man 2 has 100% made me a Parksborn truther. Like Peter literally told Harry he loved him, there is no straight explanation for that!

#This is talking about the games btw #Not any of the movies or comics #Parksborn #spider-man #more like #biderman #spiderman #spider-man 2 #marvel’s spider-man 2 #spider-man ps5 #spider-man 2 ps5 #harry osborn #Peter parker

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alicebeingalice · 1 year

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IT'S HIM!!!!! HE'S ME!!!!!! I'M HIM!!!!!!!! WE'RE THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah he's the 3 of them just like me and I'm not accepting any criticism.

#biderman #spiderman #raimi spiderman #raimi spider man #spiderman raimi #peter parker #raimi trilogy #parksborn #raimi parksborn #raimiverse #harry x peter #peter x harry

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batfammeetsspidergang · 11 months

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Spider-Man: I just don't get it!

Red Robin: ...

Spider-Man: How can you be so stupid?

Red Robin: ...

Spider-Man: You could date anyone, but you're with me!

Red Robin: …

Spider-Man: I'm 100% worthless!

Red Robin: You're 50% sweetheart and 50% idiot, now go to sleep!

Spider-Man: But, hear me out-

Red Robin: YOU DO THIS EVERY 2 WEEKS, I LOVE YOU, DEAL WITH IT!

Spider-Man, sighs: Fine, I was just trying to help you.

Red Robin, screams

#incorrect spiderverse #incorrect batfam #incorrect quotes #Spider-Man #Peter Parker #Red Robin #Tim Drake #source: tumblr #biderman #redspider #Marvel #DC #crossover

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cletus-kasadys-gay-boy · 4 months

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TEE HEE

#trans men love spiderman #marvel #trans #transgender #ftm #gay #spiderman #peter parker #bi #binder #bisexual #biderman #trans peter parker

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hoardlikegoldenirises · 10 months

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after drawing the sparkly bider-man i wanted to make one for my AU... purely self-indulgent...

I doubt Peter would really take the time and expense to make a special pride suit he would only wear once or twice unless Johnny convinced him or smth so it's mostly hypothetical but still fun —

I was looking through my timeline trying to figure out when would make the most sense for this (which also included: has Johnny outed himself yet) and I ended up deciding 2014 makes the most sense because well, in 2012 he will be locked in a basement during June, and in 2013 he would be busy with Electro and finishing grad school, but 2014 is like... right after he and Flash get married so I can easily imagine Johnny being like "cmoooon let's dress up together, you just got gay-married" etc. and, well, peter does like to dress up... (otherwise he wouldn't be in spandex all the time 😂)

normally I avoid metallic or shiny spandex like the plague for suit designs cause I think it looks cheap but I made an exception for this 😂 it probably IS cheap...

closeups:

posing for pictures... johnny's idea, naturally. in my timeline i think johnny outs himself in like 2011 or so after a very messy divorce (from lyja) but I'm not spending too much time on the F4 stuff in this aside from just having a general idea so if they appear in a fic I know what's going on 😅 anyway by 2014 johnny is def way more comfortable with being publicly gay, since the cat's long out of the bag, though he's still got a lot of issues... but he's good at pretending to be okay :)

but also he still has a crush on peter 😂 tfw you have the hots for your superhero friend who just got married

peter actually already knows how johnny feels about him by the time he gets married, i just thought the dialogue was funny

I thought it would be fun if the lens frames were sparkly... normally I have his frames out of vulcanized black rubber (like car tire rubber) (...like might actually be carved from old tires) just cause I prefer the matte and slightly soft look compared to plastic... I figure something like sparkly firm silicone or sparkly plastic is probably pretty achievable for Peter to make. And the lenses would just be his normal bulletproof lenses but with an iridescent film on the outside to make them a little rainbowy...

and I think in 2014 irl holographic glitter spandex was like... something that existed that you could buy lol so i figure he can very carefully sew a holographic spider on.... so the spiders are like, that silvery white rainbow glitter kind of look

no webbing because there's a limit to how much labor and time peter would be willing to put into a flashy, kind of useless costume that he wouldn't be able to/want to wear very often... (and i wasn't a fan of how it looked)

bisexual fingers. there's a dirty joke in there somewhere.

it's difficult to come up with body-covering outfits that are suitable for summer weather as-is but the fact that he's wearing polyester spandex underneath really adds a layer of "i'm going to get heatstroke and die" to this outfit. lots of linen though. at least the armpits are athletic mesh.

also yeah the spidey shirt is a leotard with a snap crotch so. he's really just hoping that doesn't unroll under his clothes cause it would absolutely hang down very visibly from under his shirt if it were to fall. (maybe he can use his electrostatic sticking powers to just. hold it in place...)

he also can't roll down the waistband of his tights because it's more rigid than the rest of his costume on account of that's where he keeps all his spare web cartridges and it would suck if they all fell out LOL

hm i just noticed i accidentally gave peter a purple happy trail oops just pretend that's black

anyway

that's AU bider-man

oh

i also drew this which is much more corny/embarrassing but i thought it was a cute idea — by necessity has to be after flash is public and transitioning etc… so 2016 at the earliest but i drew this more like 2017 or 2018, after she's been on hrt and stuff and is probably more confident

i don't think there's a worry of accidentally spotlighting her/outing her because, well, she probably doesn't pass in a lot of people's eyes… broad shoulders, sideburns, etc. but… peter thinks she's pretty ❤️

i was gonna draw more of the gang but then the list kept expanding like, oh should i include X, what about Y? and it was. too many people. so then i just decided to only draw flash and peter 😂

they should have stickers on their shirts though... like a polyamory sticker... or pins...

#came in through the window last night #biderman #spiderman #spider-man #nadiart #fanadiart #arghdesign #peter parker

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teddytheartist · 1 year

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Istg parkner is gonna end with my existence they’re all that’s good on this earth

#parkner #peter parker #harley keener #I’m not so keen (pun intended) on the name parkner but really I can’t think of one better #spiderman #biderman #truly Peter Parker bi icon #also #this sketch looks weird pls ignore that #i missed tumblr #and the endless tags #Spiderman fanart #parkner fanart #Harley keener I love you to bits

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steggymus · 1 year

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peter parker peter parker peter parker

#i wanted to combine his old homecoming design with the nwh one #dude the lighting nearly killed me #peter my beloved #peter parker #spiderman tom holland #spider man: no way home #spiderman no way home #spiderman hoco #spiderman homecoming #spider man #biderman #tom holland #tom holland spiderman #tom!spiderman #tom!peter parker

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sorryiwasasleep · 8 months

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Webs! (not just for hero work!)

Peter B. Parker and Aaron Davis had found themselves in a… (Aaron had audibly screamed in annoyed rage when Peter called it this) sticky situation, cause Miles had claimed Peter as his Uncle to his parents and Peter backed it up in turn by claiming Aaron as his husband.

Which was fine when Aaron Davis was dead. Except, he wasn’t really dead, and on return, Aaron agrees to carry out the sham of a marriage with Peter, for Miles sake.

Now, months in, both men have realized it’s been for more than just “their” nephews sake, as they kiss for the first time not for show to sell the act, but as a show of their growing feelings.

Those feelings quickly become arousal and despite Peter coming off a painful back injury, he knows he can be well enough for more, if Aaron is also down.

Aaron doesn’t want to risk touching Peter’s back in the throes of passion and he knows himself well enough to know he scratches during sex. So though it’s a brand new thing they have going, he asks Peter to tie his hands.

Or, well, not exactly tie

(Post-Chapter 14 of ’And Pete’s Your Uncle!’.)

Chapter 1 Out Now!!

Inspired from this fanart:

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the-poor-miranha-quotes · 11 months

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Sue: i spy something beginning with ‘s’!

Ben: sunshine?

Sue: no, not sunshine

Ben: *looks at Peter and Johnny fighting*

Ben: sexual tension?

#pride mouth #spiderman #spideytorch #spideytorch quotes #incorrect spiderman quotes #peter parker #marvel #johnny storm #torch human #johnny storm x peter parker #biderman #peter bi parker #pan torch human #ben grimm #sue storm #fantastic four

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siriuslydandy · 11 months

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Happy pride from biderman & aunt mae 🏳️‍🌈💓💜💙

#biderman #lgbtq #marvel #marissa tomei #mcu

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slightlydepressedmelon · 4 days

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some chaotic TASM Parksborn thoughts for you

the way Andrew Peter looks at Harry when they first reunite and the way they smile at each other I'm sorry but you cannot convince me those boys haven't kissed or were "boyfriends" as kids like at minimum lips have touched

if Harry didn't go goblin at the end of the movie they would've explored each others bodies once Peter could heal from Gwen

I also could belive they hooked up during the evens of TASM 2 when he wasn't together with Gwen tbh

AND THE PARALLEL OF HARRY BEING SENT TO ENGLAND BY HIS DAD AT 11 (AWAY FROM PETER) AND GWEN GOING TO ENGLAND FOR OXFORD (AWAY FROM OETER)

I adore GwenPeter in this set of movies but l mean cmon also Gwen and Harry have the same bangs in this movie so clearly Peter has a type)

#parksborn #tasm #peter Parker #harry osborn #peter x harry #amazing spider man #Andrew Garfield #biderman #Spider-Man #my post

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