INSOMNIAC PETER & HARRY + touching each other's faces when they're hurt

They're so stupid

Peter: This is bad, this is really, really bad! Miles: Dude, what is it? Peter: I kissed Harry Miles: Wow.... Miles, pulling out his phone: I owe MJ so much money....

I need someone to psychoanalyze harry osborn bc that man is a privileged & conventionally attractive trust fund baby who could have any girl... and he chooses the one he knows his best friend has been obsessed with for over a decade? and treats her like a trophy wife to show off to his dad and shower with gifts, all while saving the domestic and intimate parts of his life/personality for peter (who he shares an apartment with)? that begs the question -- does he court mj bc he likes her, or because peter likes her? and if its the later, for what cause? then in spiderman 2 he's been broken up with her for a while with no hard feelings, and asks peter on what is essentially a date to meet his idol otto octavius and to witness the fusion reactor being turned on. he also suggests to peter 'omg go hit on mj' despite knowing mj is in a very committed relationship. perhaps bc he wanted peter to get over his high school crush & move onto the person who was actually on the market (him). later, he slaps peter twice while crying in front of a room full of ppl bc 'you piss me off. your loyalty to spiderman and not your best friend.... you defend him bc he's your bread and butter' like a scorned lover who found out his partner was cheating. harry babe I diagnose u w 'idiot in love'

Harry's first thoughts when he founds out Peter is Spider-Man in Spider-Man 2

I BELIEVE IN TOBEY MAGUIRE'S "EAT THE RICH" CHARACTERS SUPREMACY.

And yes, let's be real there is NO Reality in which Harry Osborn is ANYTHING REMOTELY close to straight and ONLY feels platonic for his "Best Friend"!

Convince me otherwise! You can't!

(propaganda under the cut. pls reblog for a wider poll!)

CAN YOU CHOOSE? I know I couldn't.

Peter One out there being adorable and a sad puppy. immediately gets adopted by everyone. every woman in the mcu protects him. Tony Stark is his dad. Daredevil is his dad. BATMAN is his dad. Deadpool is like a big brother. everyone loves him. Peter Parker Protection Squad activate!

Peter Three the bisexual icon has so many date mates. Gwen was his first love (rip). Def had a crush on Harry. Wade Wilson and him are heartmates (and super kinky). Possibly flirts with Matt Murdock. Probably had a threesome with Eddie and Venom. Dated Moon Knight a lil bit. He's dorky in a sexy way and everyone wants to kiss him.

harry, facedown into a pillow: I hate him

gwen, reading next to him: I thought you wanted to have his children?

harry: I can be multifaceted!

PETER PARKER & HARRY OSBORN in Marvel's Spider-Man 2 (dev. Insomniac)

Neeerrrddd

*Peter and Harry skipping stones on the lake*

Peter: It's such a beautiful evening,

Harry, Whispering: Take that you fucking lake

PARKSBORN art dump !!

Well idk what to put here but here ya go

I want to post south park later in this account...

Which is gayer memes with my Top 3 favorite Parksborn versions.

Here's a bonus.

Guys is it gay to look at your best friend lovingly while inviting him to a date to meet his idol????

(reupload) PARKSBORN CRUMBS FOR YALL