Batman vs Dr. Octopus!

Doc Ock hot take from the friend who just saw Spider-Man 2 as an adult: "I didn't get enough of his little glasses. He kept taking them off. I know it was so he could act but I missed them."

Picture this. Peter knows that pumpkin bombs are either

Flying knives

Grenades

Vaporizing grenades

And they're all identical.

He still swung that back around and decided whatever happened was between Harry and God

the gender

never forget that when peter punched flash thompson so hard he flew down the hall & the whole school thought he was a freak, harry’s response was damn that was hot

SPIDERMAN (2002) + SPIDERMAN 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi

I’m really funny

doc ock

“i didn’t go into this game as a parksborn fan-“ so you just didn’t watch any spider-man content where harry is there. you didn’t watch tobey maguire’s spiderman where harry looks at him like he hung the stars. you didn’t watch peter parker live with harry in a cute apartment. you didn’t watch the amazing spider-man 2 where harry talks to gwen about peter like he’s his old affair that he’s totally keeping a secret. you didn’t watch peter and harry’s weird date where harry admits to peter being a huge part of his life. how did you NOT know about the yaoi before this game

so i got the Art of No Way Home book aaaand

is that Goblin saving Otto from drowning I see? Is that them fighting in the most gay way possible?? hello?? 🏳️‍🌈??

also i really like this picture 🫶🫶

sometimes I wonder if sam raimi gave franco any stage direction or just said “harry is irrevocably in love with peter”

Why is he so damn cute here?! 😍🤩