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emmedoesntdomath · 8 months

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harley, facedown on the table: I’m so stupid

tony, laughing at him: yes, yes you are-

peter, from across the room: no

harley:

tony:

harley, sitting up and clearing his throat: you know, I suddenly feel better. the world is such a beautiful place. I’m doing great, actually.

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azrielfiend · 15 days

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sea of cosmos and stardust (happy 413!)

#my art #of course i gonna draw my girl jade for this year too..#homestuck #hom3stuck #jade harley #413 #digital art #digital artwork

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minty364 · 5 months

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DPXDC Prompt #112

Jazz knew something was different about her. She could control plants to some degree almost like Poison Ivy but not as powerful. She was finally on her way to getting her degree in Gotham with her little brother whom was also adopted by her side. Of course this was when things get messy as Jazz gets caught during a rouge attack and comes face to face with Poison Ivy. Jazz doesn’t know how but Poison Ivy is her birth mom, of course Ivy and her girlfriend Harley bring Jazz and Danny back to their place and surprise Harley is Danny’s birth mom but she refuses to reveal who the dad is. Jazz on the other hand gets told she technically doesn’t have a dad and her biology is closer to that of a plants.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #poor danny #writing prompt #Who’s Danny’s dad? Maybe Bruce maybe the Joker you decide!#Of course they sent their baby’s away from the chaotic city of Gotham #Jazz is Poison Ivys daughter #Danny is Harleys son

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vodrae · 6 months

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Selina, cuddling with Harley and Ivy on the couch.

Selina: You're gay.

Bruce: What ?

Selina: Peer review.

Bruce: I only date women !

Ivy: Me too, how's that suppose to be a defense ?

Harley: All my peers are queer. Amen.

Selina: Why do you think we accepted you ?

Bruce: Because of my money ? And that's my house ?

Ivy: He's cute and smart. Thought it was impossible.

Harley: You're a decent man and you love women. It doesn't exist in this city. You're a sapphic just like your pals sugar. Doctor's words.

Bruce: Wait, Alfred is not gay, I met his ex wife !

Selina: Foreigner, being above our comprehension.

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diezmil10000 · 1 year

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★ 413 stars for our new universe ★

#homestuck #413 #happy 413 #it's my first!! i finished reading it two weeks ago #let me just. uh #roxy lalonde #calliope homestuck #jade harley #jane crocker #june egbert #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #vriska serket #terezi pyrope #my art #apparently most people dont know this is a reference to revue starlight #but of course they dont the venn diagram is at best two tangent circles and im the single tangent point

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months

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Jade: "we need more unapologetically weird folks!" you guys can't even handle furries

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #mod terezi #she's right on both counts and is of course entitled to say it

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flaringk · 4 months

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I have made a technically playable Homestuck Mario Kart game skvjbsdjkvhbsdkjhvbsdkjvhsbdvkjhsbdv

#Theres so much more work to do #The place indicator is COMPLETELY broken lmfao #Also there's no sound #and the transitions are harsh #and theres only one course #skjdvbskjd #homestuck #homestuck fanart #dave strider #john egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley #also items

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dyrehound · 1 month

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john bakes when he's stressed

thought this up when i was zooted and doing the same thing ngl

#john egbert #dave strider #jade harley #he sends all of it to dave since he caught on about daves lack of food in his childhood #duh #i had to make it angsty of course #dave loves it ofc #he pretends its annoying though

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gaynaturalistghost · 10 months

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More ivy drawings.

#poison ivy but she’s an actual botanist #fuck golf courses #poison ivy #poison ivy dc #harley quinn #dc #dc comic #art #artists on tumblr #illustration #monster ivy

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reallywisefairy · 16 days

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Happy 4/13!

Here's an unfinished drawing I wanted to add ^u^

#credit to lexxercise for the jade god tier outfit of course and design!#june egbert #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider #homestuck #homestuck fanart #413 #4/13 #I just posted this by accident so early it is LOL #my art

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highlyincorrect · 13 days

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Upon hearing the good 911 news, I came to a scientific discovery about The Characters™️ (This took 15 minutes of my life)

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autisticaradiamegido · 8 months

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day 247

i know i dont draw the three of them together very often but make no mistake. my love for arajade and arasol are not mutually exclusive and aradia has two hands

timelapse under the cut! cw for flashing

#day 247 #year 4 #aradia megido #jade harley #sollux captor #arajade #arasol #homestuck #sollux and jade arent really dating but i DO think they become besties over the course of Both Dating Aradia #and thus hanging out a bunch #like. they love her very much but they WILL hang out without her if shes busy. i think they would have a very fun dynamic

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stupid-sloot-headcanons · 2 months

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I’m imagining Harley Quinn meeting Black Mask’s Darling and having an “I’ve seen this film before and didn’t like the ending” moment.

Once Roman trusts that you won’t try to run, he’ll start taking you out now and then. He doesn’t want you to go completely stir crazy. Sometimes he brings you on lavish dates, sometimes he just brings you to one of his clubs for the night.

Harley doesn’t frequent Roman’s clubs since they hate each other, but she needed a night out and Oswald has temporarily banned her from the Iceberg Lounge for breaking a sculpture he really liked.

She stops by his private booth as a sign of, ugh, respect. He scowls when she shows up but lets her stay, as long as she doesn’t cause chaos. She has Ivy’s protection and he’s not gonna cause a problem when he has your safety to worry about now.

Harley notices you right away, the pretty little thing at his side. Notices the velvet choker on your throat with a diamond pendant that says RS, notices the marks and bruises that your short dress doesn’t hide, notices the adoring way you look at Roman and the possessive grip of his arm around you. Harley pauses, like she wants to say something. Roman leans forward, like he’s daring her to say something.

She smiles sweetly, almost sadly at you, and goes on with her night. He relaxes and leans back again as she walks away, but his grip on you doesn’t loosen.

“What was that about,” you ask, feeling like something has just happrened that you didn’t understand.

“Nothin’, doll,” Roman says, pressing a kiss to your temple. “Finish your drink.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE IT

#of course post-independence Harley would see this and see how fucked it is #thots #.dc #.black mask #yandere dc #yandere black mask

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lace-and-snowdrop · 1 year

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mspar taking the kids to the movies

#homestuck #pesterquest #mspar #mspa reader #dave strider #jade harley #june egbert #rose lalonde #and yes of course jade brought a squiddle with her #she has more on her so that all her friends will have a squiddle too

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Peter: Uranium has about 18 billion calories per gram so eating a gram of Uranium is technically enough food for last you for the rest of your life

Harley: that is correct in more than one way

Tony: ...I shouldn't need to say this but please don't eat any Uranium

Tony: Or anything that isn't food

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months

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JADE: [scrolling past what looks like a press conference video] bluhh i dont care about politics

ROSE: [Materializes and looks over her shoulder] That's the Black Mesa incident.

#submission #source: me n my friend #jade harley #rose lalonde #//#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #mod terezi #huh would you look at that #another franchise where a single event ends the world as we know it over the course of a few hours

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