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β¨Red Queen as song lyrics β¨ (part 2)
Cal:
Kilorn:
Maven:
Evangeline:
#red queen#war storm#king's cage#glass sword#mare barrow#kilorn warren#evangeline samos#elane haven#cal calore#tiberias calore#maven calore#elara merandus#gisa barrow
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β¨Red queen as song lyricsβ¨ (part 1)
Maven:
Evangeline:
Cal:
Elara:
Gisa:
Maven: (to Elara)
Mare:
#red queen#maven calore#cal calore#tiberias calore#mare barrow#evangeline samos#elara merandus#king's cage#war storm#glass sword#elane haven#kilorn warren#gisa barrow
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The way I would repeatedly boop Henry just to annoy the fuck out of him π€£
No context just boop
#tsh#the secret history#henry winter#bunny corcoran#francis abernathy#camilla macaulay#richard papen#charles macaulay#boop#julian morrow#donna tartt
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Henry: Is something burning?
Bunny: Just my love for you.
Henry: Bunny, the toaster is on fire.
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Henry: It's dark in here
Bunny: Don't worry I got this
Bunny: *Stomps his feet*
Bunny: *Skechers light up*
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Bunny: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Henry: Go the fuck to sleep
Bunny: What gif I don't want to?
Henry: Fuck You
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Henry: I prevented a murder today.
Camilla: Really? How'd you do that?
Henry: Extreme self control.
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Henry: Bunny was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Bunny: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Henry: Bun, you ate a chair.
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(idk if this has been done before but)
Richard: What time is it?
Bunny: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Bunny: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Henry: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Bunny: It's 2 am
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Henry: Why are you on the floor?
Francis: I'm depressed.
Francis: Also I was stabbed, can you get Richard, please.
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Henry: Francis, can I talk to you for a second?
Francis: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Bunny are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Henry: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
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Henry: Tell Bunny about the birds and the bees.
Richard: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Henry, driving Bunny and Richard: So how was your day?
Bunny: We almost got surprise adopted!
Henry: What?
Richard: We almost got kidnapped.
Henry: Oh, okay.
Henry: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
#tsh incorrect quotes#the secret history incorrect quotes#the secret history#donna tartt#henry winter#camilla macaulay#charles macaulay#francis abernathy#bunny corcoran#dark academia#richard papen#julian morrow
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Henry please come to the front desk?
Henry, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Bunny and Richard*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Bunny and Richard, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Henry: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Henry: Bunny and I don't use pet names.
Richard: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Henry: Honey?
Bunny: Yes, dear?
Henry:
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Francis: Richard, I'm sad.
Richard: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Bunny: Henry, I'm sad.
Henry, nodding: mood.
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Richard: You know those things will kill you, right?
Henry, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Camilla, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Bunny: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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