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Francis: Richard, I'm sad.
Richard: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Bunny: Henry, I'm sad.
Henry, nodding: mood.
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Henry: We have a problem.
Charles: Let me guess, you caused it?
Francis: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Richard: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Bunny: Would shooting you solve this problem ? No ? Then shut up.
Camilla: If you mean the murder, that's our solution to last week's problem.
Bunny: what do you mean by murder? You killed someone?
Henry, looks at the others: guys we have another problem
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charles: you fainted, do you remember anything?
richard: only the ambulance drive to the hospital
henry: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you
richard: but i heard a siren?
camilla: that was francis
francis: sorry, i got nervous
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Henry: are you screwing my girlfriend's brother?
Francis: if you're selling cookies that's a hell of an opening line
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how can louis garrel look so much like richard and henry at the same time wtf
henry mf winter // ripped paper
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Yes, they murdered someone, but what did you expect from five repressed homosexuals in the 80s? Of course they would kill the first homophobe they’d come across
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Richard: When I woke up this morning, I had a feeling something terrible was going to happen and also that essentially, deep down, I’m quite an evil person.
Charles: It’s called a hangover, Richard.
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Henry Winter, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Richard Papen: Yeah, sure.
*a few minutes later*
Richard: Here you go.
Henry:
Richard:
Francis Abernathy: Why am I here?
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richard, groggily, in bed: where are you going?
henry, sat up: I have to leave milk out for the spirits
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TSH characters as a real conversation I had with my friends
Francis: Have I eaten today? In a word, no-
Camilla: (Francis) normal people eat food
Francis: and I will! As soon as my slow cooker is done with my soup
Henry: ... what the fuck is a slowcooker
Charles: Do you not have a slowcooker?
Bunny: Everyone seems to have a slowcooker nowadays
Henry: I'd love it if I knew what you were talking about
Richard: We're getting off topic. (Francis) how much time is left on your soup?
Francis: ...
Francis: I can't tell if that says six or sex
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Henry: It's dark in here
Bunny: Don't worry I got this
Bunny: *Stomps his feet*
Bunny: *Skechers light up*
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Bunny: we are like a big happy family! And I am the dad, and Henry's the mom!
Henry, massaging his temples: why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Francis: I know they are probably thinking I am the son, but I am not. I will be the gay emo cousin.
Richard: I'll be the son, that hotshot whose only dream is to be a ✨ star ✨
Charles: I feel like I will be a fresh out of jail uncle
Camilla: and I am the sassy aunt who talks shit about everyone~
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*in the car*
Judy: why does francis call you babygirl?
Richard: how about we stop talking for a little while?
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Can I just point out that if Henry Winter were able to see the edits and manips of his face/fancast that include the quote “everything is more beautiful because we are doomed” attributed to Homer’s The Iliad when it was actually just from the script of the 2004 movie Troy starring Brad Pitt as Achilles
HE WOULD LOOK FOR NEW FERNS WITH ALL Y’ALL
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richard papen be like:
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Okay I’ve finished the secret history what am I gonna do with my life
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