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aloofobtuse · 3 days
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Silly care bear animation :)
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qsmpincorrect · 1 day
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Chayanne: Dad, what do you want for breakfast?
The Ender King, inside Phil: The souls of the innocent!
Phil: A bagel.
Ender King: No!
Phil: Two bagels...
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petitprincess1 · 19 days
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Lucifer, turning into his demon form: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!
Adam, summoning his guitar axe: If she breathes, SHE'S A THOOOT!!!
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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?
Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.
Damian: You better take that back!
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amazing-spiderlad · 3 months
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Vaggie: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR! GET UP THERE!
Angel, climbing: This hotel is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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Weems: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Miss Addams?
Wednesday: no
Enid: I do!
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
Enid: I'm sad.
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
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super-marvel-dc · 2 months
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Jason: *Recording while Y/N and Damian are arguing*
Y/N: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Dick: *Wheezes like a tea kettle*
Damian, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Y/N: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Damian: It's my favorite movi-
Y/N: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, Damian!
Damian: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Y/N: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
Tim: *Passed out on the couch though the whole interaction.*
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zootopiathingz · 12 days
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Vaggie: wake up, sleepyhead!
Angel: hm?
Husk, on the other side of the bed: what the fuck?
Vaggie: OH MY GOD—!
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spn-lesbian · 9 months
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Cas, handing Dean the phone: it’s Sam, he needs help
Dean, taking it: just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, We’re at a parent teacher conference
teacher:
Cas: anyway, you said Jack is enjoying finger painting! That's great
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*after aziraphale left them alone in the bookshop for five minutes*
Crowley: *to the tune of the final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Y/N: *off-key kazoo playing*
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incorrect-multiverse · 5 months
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Wednesday: Tonight, one of you will betray me.
Enid: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you.
Eugene: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you either.
Tyler: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday *mockingly*: Is iT mE, Wednesday?
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Simeon: ...Now release *all* of those sounds that are trapped in your mind Satan, Belphie, and MC: *unholy screeching* Simeon: Simeon: Are you three okay? Belphie: I’m a little messed up Satan and MC: same
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Literally all of Heaven: Let me see what you have.
Xie Lian: San Lang!!!
Heaven: NO!
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greghatecrimes · 5 months
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what do you mean this wasn’t canon
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Bruce: Robin, this is a crime scene.
Robin!Stephanie, pulling ice cream out of a freezer: Is this the murder weapon? No? Then get off my back.
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aphmcu-mha · 1 month
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Husk: I had a dream we fucked
Angel: Relax, it was just a dream
Husk: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you
Angel: You wouldn’t?
Husk: I mean, unless you want to-
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