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Mike: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Pac. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Pac!
Fit: Nope.
Mike: In that case, as the archbishop of Fit's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Pac right on the lips!!!
#qsmp incorrect quotes#qsmp#qsmp mike#qsmp fitmc#qsmp pac#qsmp hideduo#qsmp fitpac#fitpac#hideduo#source: perchance generator
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Slimecicle: Guess what number I'm thinking of
Tubbo: 420
Slimecicle: No. It's not fucking 420. Please take this seriously
Roier: 69?
Slimecicle: Yeah it was 69
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Fit: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Fit: Pac is still mad about it, but me and Phil were drunk and thought it was funny.
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Etoiles, teaching Fit to drive: Okay, you're driving and Philza and Tubbo walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Fit: Oh, definitely Tubbo. I could never hurt Philza .
Etoiles, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
#qsmp#qsmp fandom#qsmp memes#qsmp incorrect quotes#qsmp etoiles#qsmp fit#qsmp tubbo#qsmp philza#q!philza#q!etoiles#q!tubbo#in his defense he would hit tubbo
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Badboyhalo: "Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes. It harkens back to the honored traditions when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says we're all equals as men, except i'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead"
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Tubbo: “here’s my daughter Sunny, Isn’t she cute?”
Fred, internally freaking out: “is she my daughter???”
Tubbo, throughly confused: “….if you want her to be??”
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Wilbur, very adamant: I’m no one’s dad, got it? I have no children, I am no one’s papi. Understood?
Tallulah: *exists for 0.5 seconds*
Wilbur: Everyone please meet my daughter, my baby girl, my sweet girl, my reason for life, the only thing keeping me alive, my entire world
#qsmp tallulah#qsmp wilbur#tallulah#tallulah my beloved#she is so precious to me#qsmp incorrect quotes#but let’s be real this is#I will throw hands for Tallulah#qsmp
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Chayanne: Why are your tongues purple?
Philza: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Missa: I had a red one.
Chayanne: oh
Chayanne:
Chayanne: OH
Tallulah:
Tallulah: You drank each other's slushies?
#qsmp#pissa#pissa nation#qsmp incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#qsmp pissa#qsmp philza#qsmp missa#qsmp chayanne#qsmp tallulah
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Q!Roier: killing is such a red flag
Q!Jaiden, pointing to Q!Cellbit killing a random dude: he's not your type then
Q!Roier, putting on red sunglasses: can't see red flags if all you see is red
#qsmp incorrect quotes#qsmp#q!cellbit#q!roier#q!jaiden#roseduo#guapoduo#qsmp roier#qsmp cellbit#qsmpblr#qsmp jaiden#jaiden animations
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Phil, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Cellbit: Hey.
Richarlyson: Hi.
Etoiles: Hello.
Pomme: Hey!
Phil: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Fit: We were out of Doritos.
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Wilbur: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Quackity: How so?
Wilbur: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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Roier: Ten years ago, I married my best friend
Roier: Cellbo is still mad about it, but Jaiden and I were drunk and thought that was funny at the time
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Fit: Why are Phil and Etoiles sitting with their backs to each other?
Tubbo: They had a fight.
Fit: Then why are they holding hands?
Tubbo: They get sad when they fight.
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Pactw, about Fit: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier.
Etoiles: That's what any god probably thinks about me.
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Tina: "I'm telling you he's crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice."
Badboyhalo: "No I didn't"
Tina: "Oh, so you're saying you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give it to Tubbo as a birthday present?"
BBH: "You know, I think you're taking my words a little out of context."
Tina: "What? What context?"
BBH: "Don't Ever Be Alone"
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