Mumbo, entering Grian’s room: Scar did it again.
Grian: Peace disturbance?
Mumbo: What no-
Grian: Arson..?
Mumbo: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Grian: uh....Attempted murder?
Mumbo NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
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Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?
BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.
Scar: I'm in the closet.
BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3
Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.
Lizzie: Love is love. <3
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philza: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
tommy: Several traffic violations.
techno: Three counts of resisting arrest.
wilbur: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
y/n: Also, that’s not our car.
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Jimmy: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million diamonds?
Scott: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Human Owen: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Scott: Good thinking.
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Scp Tommy, feeling depressed: would you guys still love me if I was a worm?
Philza and Wilbur, simultaneously and immediately: yah! I love worms, they’re delicious.
Tommy: WHAT!?
Philza, remembering he’s not a crow anymore: wait I mean no, sorry mate forgot people don’t normally eat worms.
Wilbur: don’t worry, I don’t have standards so I’d still love you.
Tommy: I can’t tell if that makes me feel better or not…
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AAO Canon???
Scar: Grian... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Grian: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Scar:
Scar: I wrote sanitize, Grian.
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Grian: what are you wearing?
Scar: shopping district pants
Grian: what kinda pants?
Scar: pants you wear to the shopping district
Scar: an a sign of respect
Grian: so why aren't you wearing a shirt?
Scar: too much respect
Scar: it's the shopping district
Scar: not church.
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Because you have been deprived of content for so long 😤😌
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Grian: Have you seen my rockets, Cub?
Cub: No, but I'll keep an eye out for them
Later,
Cub: *giving Scar Grian's rockets* I got them
Scar: Thanks, this is gonna be fun!
More later,
Grian: Hey Scar! Wait whats that on your wheelchair?
Scar: Nooothing...
Grian:
Grian: ARE THOSE MY ROCKETS?
Scar *lights the rockets and ZOOMS towards Grian*: YEP!!
Grian *Unholy screeching*
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Gem: Do you do anything except whine like a little bitch?
Grian: Yes. Sometimes I whine like a big bitch.
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Wilbur: *making a speech*
Y/n: *stubs their toe* fuck fuck fuckity fuck
Wilbur: a very eloquent addition, y/n, thank you
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