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wow hes so interesting! 😃
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#q!foolish#my art#foolish#hes such a weird little freak (affectionate)#q!tina#q!bagi
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My baby?....
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please for the love of god just be nice to one another. if you wanna watch qsmp for chay and lullah, that's great. if you dont feel comfortable yet, that's great too. do what makes you feel best. this is not a black and white issue. you are not good or bad for doing one or the other. prioritize yourself.
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I think my favourite thing about FitMC is that he knows FULL well he is The FitMC of 2b2 goddamn t and so when he says some shit like "guuuurl saame~" or "I'm crazy and sexually ambiguous" or "my Brazilian Boyfriend" it is automatically 100× funnier because he's the one who said it. And he uses this ability to it's full extent
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Cucurucho the kind of parent to throw their kid in the water in hopes they figure out how to swim in their own. That or just completely neglect the fact that kids need to learn how to swim at some point and don’t naturally know
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Stop.
I can't.
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FitMC quote book (feel free to add on)
Inspired by @hepbaestus
"Your ass is grass and Ramon is the weed wacker"
"im not white im olive"
"I know the Geneva Convention is more like a Geneva Suggestion but.."
"im just a silly little bald boy"
"IT MEANS PUSSY?????????" (no idea what this context is XD)
"if you disable mines you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community"
“ARE YOU TRYING TO GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT ME?”
"when im cold I don't joke about murdering children, but thats just me"
"Fit it's time to sin with me" -Phil
"you're acting like it's the first time" -Fit
"so much sussy Baka activity"
"I broke Jesus's face.."
"Think of me like an American Philza but im bald and a little more fucked up"
"we got spawn camped by tony the fucking tiger"
"I love balls so much"
"im pretty sure if I tried to do puppy eyes I would look like a crack addict"
"Bad, take your shirt off"
"What did kelp stand for again? 'Kill Every Living Person'?"
"I see TNT explosions that are sexy"
"Sneeg, shut up, im doing gay roleplay right now"
"Ill stop shaking my ass ramon, don't drown yourself please"
"I need my gay support slug"
"No one loves lesbians more than fitmc does"
"My sexuality is wario"
"I want to thank my 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓎𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹"
“The IRS was like ‘We saw you had a new source of income in 2023, care to explain that?’ And I’m like ‘Yeah, gay minecraft roleplay!’”
"Maidenless runt? I HAVE A BRAZILIAN BOYFRIEND BITCH"
"this cave is full of children and I'm god's hungriest Pitbull"
"do emo kids still exist?"
"Pro-wrestling is Hillbilly Shakespeare"
"i'll be a monkey's bare assed uncle"
"Just think about this Phil, in a few days im gonna get my hands on you"
"Hotdogs are gender-fluid in a way"
"guuuuuuurl same"
"I am crazy, and sexually ambiguous enough to do it."
#qsmp#fitmc#fitmc sdv#fitmc quote book#lcposts#I have dates for most of these#but I think no dates and no context makes them funnier#Feel free to add your dramatic ones I just kept it to the funny ones to start
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[The "Pedro" song plays over a resub message]
Phil: [Laughs] Someone asking like, a really serious like, interesting lore question and it's just like fcking drowned out by Pedro. Holy sht, sorry.
Phil: [Reading the resub message] "I'm behind on QSMP, so this might be answered already, but is your character a crow avian, got wings from wife as a wedding gift, got wings from saving the End, or is he an overworld variant elytrian?"
Phil: You'll have to wait and find out. There's a video- there's a video that's com- that's going to be starting to be worked on shortly. [The gifted subs song starts again] My god. PEDRO—
[NOTE: Phil has repeatedly mentioned, and recently confirmed, he's commissioning an artist to create an animatic for his character's backstory / lore!]
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'Why are you so quiet, my dear?'
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp fitmc#qsmp pactw#fitpac#hideduo#YEPPP......dont throw stones at me guys im suffering as well kkkk
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what a great day to be alive (it was already official)
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lullah wrote Phil a book and then asked if Phil could adopt her "for real" this time
[Start ID: A Five page Minecraft book written by Lullah to Philza and a purple adoption certificate on the QSMP Minecraft server that says:
Papa, you know how I love to ramble and I could write several pages long about how I feel. But this time I want to be straight to the point. A lot of people saw me as an extension of someone who's no longer part of my life, despite them being.
important at some point. With the reset taken into account, I had the liberty to start from zero and dettach myself... give myself the opportunity to be more ME without relying on someone else. Like I mentioned, ever since you adopted me back in July...
it made me be happier and accepted. You know me like the back of your hand (which I don't know if that's terrifying or endearing) but that's ok! Because that means we've spent enough time together to actually create a bond and share trauman :D
Anyway, thank you for being YOU and for being the best dad I could ask for. Even if I was not assigned to you on the first place, I am grateful for everything you've done for me.
I guarantee I am trying to also be the best daughter out there^^ Love you mucho (Spanish for a lot) tu niña (Spanish for your daughter) Lullah.
The adoption certificate is purple with a purple sunflower in the corner and says "Certificate of Adoption. Egg Name: Tallulah has been officially adopted by: Philza and Missa. Congratulations! /EndID]
#qsmp#qsmp liveblogging#philza liveblogging#qsmp tallulah#qsmp lullah#qsmp philza#transcript#qsmp missa
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some stuff i did not post here. no i am not mentally well
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(inspired by this post)
#I'm pretty sure this is how it happened right#qsmp#slimecicle#quackity#gegg#this arc was crazy ngl#dapduo
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three little eggs off to find their first adventure ! what could go wrong ?
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Who did you leave behind? 👁️🗨️
#drew this shortly after cellbit and baghera’s return yes yes#qsmp#qsmpblr#qsmp fanart#qsmp art#qsmp jaiden#q jaiden#q jaiden u will always be famous#my art
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phil and pierre, some of the most zealous advocates for admins since the beginning and two of the hardest motherfuckers to make do things they don't want to do, being the ones to push forward the egg plot feels So intentional as a signal that we're On The Right Path
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