Tubbo: I still don't understand why the fck I give a sht about this Egg. I still don't understa– [Laughs]

Tubbo: You lot being like "I would die for Nacho." Btch, if I put a fcking smiley-face on a cardboard box, you'd die for it, shut up!

Okay, that was actually really cute

I'm such a sucker for little slice of life things like this

So Nacho is a little menace

WELCOME BACK / THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

realistically, i don't think tubbo would ever let his character experience a kidnapping arc unless someone drags him away from that damn computer, but because of this his existence on the island is so comedic. like anybody else wouldve gotten got by now in some way, shape, or form with all the federation-annoying things tubbo does, but he hasn't. he is a weed in cucurucho's carefully maintained front lawn and they've just run out of weedkiller. he is the jerry to cucurucho's tom, even.

Project Blue Bird

This au is cute and sad and so so cool

!?!?! ! 🗣️

Cellbit and Fit entering the federation office in secret and being found by Cucurucho.

Philza immediately in chat:

looking out

drawings inspired by some of @st4rry-fruitz‘s social media au posts :]

The die is cast.

I can’t get over how funny but also how interesting Cucurucho’s intense hatred towards Tubbo is. Like you’d think Cucurucho would also hate Cellbit like that given how many times they’ve clashed, but they still regard Cellbit with more amusement than genuine annoyance. They chased Cellbit with a chainsaw during his first week on the island, but you could tell Cucurucho had fun tormenting him and was doing a lot of it for kicks. And yknow what? Cellbit gave them exactly the reaction they wanted. He was terrified.

But Tubbo? Cucurucho pulls a gun on Tubbo and he just goes “oh chill the fuck out and put the gun down.” They yell at Tubbo for his drill and he starts planning to build an even bigger one. And I think that’s what grinds Cucurucho’s gears so much. No matter what they do, Tubbo won’t give them the reaction they want. They can’t crack him. I think they know that if they threw Tubbo into a dark underground maze and chased him with a chainsaw a la Horror Movie Protagonist Cellbit he might get freaked out for a second, but then he’d just be like “what are you a fucking theatre kid?”

All this is to say I think Tubbo pisses Cucurucho off in a way few other islanders have been able to do, and because of that, they’re not going to stop until they find out exactly what will make Tubbo break

* ✶ I hope you enjoy the island ✶ *

Qsmp cubitos 🤏