A friendship match made not in hell or heaven, but a third secret thing.

Tubbo replied to Tommy's tweet on his main at 23:09 BST

Phil: [In chat to Bad] Threaten anyone in particular?

Tubbo: What?

Phil: He threatened Missa, according to Missa.

Tubbo: Not the Philza Minecraft sidepiece!

Phil: [Cracking up] WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Tubbo: Wait, is he your side-piece or main ho?

Phil: JESUS CHRIST—

DSMP asl HCs

AU where Tommy is profoundly deaf and always getting yelled at for being loud, but he claps back with “IM DEAF, SUCK IT UPPP!!!!”

also clarification: Tommy in this au uses ASL but in-universe it’s just generally referred to as ‘sign’ even though I know realistically, it’d probably be BSL. I do not know BSL. 😭 so for my sake he’s using AS Tubbo learned sign language for him, but isn’t fluent yaya. Techno learned his from a book (for tactical reasons because communicating silently and effectively is really useful) but he gets a lot of it wrong. Phil has the same issue of using signed exact English/incorrect motions for signs, but they’re catching up. techno is probably a fucking polyglot so it’s not that big of a problem 😭😭 oh and Ranboo goes nonverbal when overstimulated!! And uses rudimentary sign language to communicate.

Tubbo *about tommy*: fucking bicurious bastard

Tubbo: we should throw rocks at him

we love a supportive husband in this household 🥰

Guess who doodled again instead of finishing Chayanne and Tallulah 🫶💕

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Adivina quien se distrajo y dibujo otra cosa en vez de Chayanne y Tallulah 🫶💕

when Tommyinnit came out as bi curious, some poor news editor had to censor every one of tubbos swears in his reply

yay!!!!! yippee!!! yay!!!

I absolutely love the way Tommy described being bi-curious “1/5 bisexual” amazing, that’s the best way anyone could’ve ever said it especially followed by “you hear that you ‘gots?” I’m in awe of him

sigh. non freddie badlinu watchers dont even know about tommy freddie and tubbo all fully admitting to kissing each other in the same night months ago

[After Tubbo shows Phil the air raid sirens Bad set up in his house]

Phil: Oh my god, what is wrong with him?

Tubbo: I know. There's a special place in hell for him, and he's going there not because he's gay.

Tubbo: To celebrate I will now perform Muffin.

(Tubbo starts singing)

Phil: (Immediately teleports away) Nope.

EVERYONE CHEER AND CLAP FOR MY STREAMER ON NATIONAL TV OR IM BLOWING THIS PLACE UP

me too tubbo me too